Paris Hilton Banned from Nicole Richie’s Wedding

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were once attached at the hip flask. Those were the days…like a pairing of cheap wine and cheese that smells like feet and KY.

That was before Richie became a mother, put on some Chanel panties and quit the sidekick position in Skank Squared. Since then they have been on a train of LOVE you/HATE you (which pr stop they made depended purely on the relevancy benefit level).

Nicole married Joel Madden this past weekend (click HERE for the details…) and the topic of whether or not she would invite Paris reportedly plagued her for months.

Via Popeater:

“Nicole is in a very different place in her life from when she was hanging out with Paris. She’s the mother of two and now a wife while Paris seems to be in exactly the same spot she was in five years ago. Still partying in Vegas and getting into trouble with the law.”

Richie finally figured out that proximity to Hilton lowers your IQ and results in a prescription. Nicole crossed Paris off the guest list after she was arrested in Vegas for possession of coke in August. (Click HERE to read about Hilton’s favorite hiding place for her blow stash- it’s exactly where you think-…)

“The day was about Nicole and Joel, not Paris,” an insider tells me. “It was perfect. No drama, and definitely no drugs. It was 130 close family and friends enjoying each other’s company and celebrating the love between the newlyweds. To think how far Nicole has come from being a wild child to a loving wife and parent is fantastic.”

I don’t blame her. Paris is the type who would wear white on your wedding day. Or at least snort the white stuff in the bathroom and hand out copies of her CD “Skanks Are Blind – No Really, Syphilis is a Bitch” or whatever that mess was. Don’t feel bad for Hilton. She partied the night away in Vegas with some friends.

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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Marry

After four years of dating and two kids, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have finally tied the knot. Large white tents graced the grounds at Lionel Richie’s mansion, and a large white elephant was spotted being led onto the estate. Nicole and Joel said “I do” in a ceremony on Saturday night in a super intimate affair, with only 130 close friends and family members being invited. Nicole reportedly wore a $20,000 custom-made Marchesa gown and Rev. Run married them!

Per Us:

“Joel and Nicole have looked up to Rev. Run, so they wanted him to officiate,” a guest of the wedding tells UsMagazine.com exclusively. Explains the guest: “They both appreciate his family values and he is an inspiration for both. They both also respect his faith, too.”

The couples two children, Harlow and Sparrow, are said to have been the flower girl and page boy. Joel’s twin brother Benji Madden was the best man with Samantha Ronson taking on bridesmaid duties, and friends including Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale, and Kris Jenner were also in attendance. Nicole’s godfather Quincy Jones arrived just moments before she walked down the aisle. Former bff Paris Hilton was noticeably absent. The wedding was designed to reflect an “Old Hollywood” type of ambience, and it was reported that the theme was well played out and elegant as well as personal. Reportedly, Neil Lane, who designed Richie’s 4-carat engagement ring, designed the coupe’s rings, too.

Congratulations!

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Kim Kardashian Sings – Listen HERE

What exactly is Kim Kardashian famous for anyways?? We first learned about Kim because she was bff’s with Paris Hilton. Then she had that little sex tape scandal with Ray-J which pretty much made her more of a known name. Then bam – she gets her reality tv show and now the rest is history. As I said she’s famous for nothing pretty much, but maybe that’s about the change as Kim is embarking on a new career voyage – She plans to record a CD. What would she even sound like, can she even sing, etc????

Can we say auto-tune? It appears she may be able to sing when you hear her song, but what would she sound like live? I’d put big $$$$ on her sounding nothing like that!

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T.I. Headed Back To Prison

Guess his feat of saving a suicidal man’s life didn’t sway the judge to ease his sentence. Clifford ‘T.I.’ Harris is being sent back to prison for 11 months after a federal judge revoked his probation today for his arrest in Los Angeles last month on drug charges. Defense attorneys had asked for home confinement on the violation, while the prosecution had wanted to see the musician put away for two years.

Per Just Jared:

During the hearing in an Atlanta courtroom, T.I. begged the judge for mercy and admitted he “screwed up.”

“I want drugs out of my life. If I can get the treatment and counseling I need … I can beat this,” he said.

As a condition of his release earlier this year, the rapper had been ordered not to commit another crime or to illegally possess a controlled substance. T.I. was also ordered to participate in a drug and alcohol treatment program and take at least three drug tests after his release. The judge reportedly gave T.I. two weeks to turn himself in.

Although he was wrong for violating his probation, you have to wonder why individuals such as Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton who were busted bringing drugs into another country, and who repeatedly violated their probation guidelines, get off so easy.

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Man Arrested for knocking on Paris Hilton’s Door

If you’re ever in Paris Hilton’s neighborhood…keep on driving.

TMZ obtained information that a man by the name of James Rainford was arrested early this morning for knocking on the front door of Paris Hilton’s home.

Rainford apparently snuck past a guard gate and knocked on the hotel heiress’s front door.

“The security officers were able to physically restrain the man until LAPD officers arrived on scene and took him into custody. The suspect was transported to a nearby police station for questioning.”

Naturally, Rainford put up a fight with officers and is now being held on $20,000 bond and has been booked on battery charges.

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Paris Hilton Detained in Japan

Paris Hilton is currently being held in Japan, according to TMZ, due to her recent guilty plea in a cocaine possession case.

“A source close to Paris tells us she flew to Japan on business and was questioned by immigration authorities as she got off the plane. Immigration authorities are allowing Paris to stay at an airport hotel until the matter is resolved. For her part, Paris hasn’t decided whether to stay or leave.”

Hilton was contractually bound to this business trip and did not want disappoint her “…many Asian fans.”

According to a rep for the Consulate General of Japan, Japan is strict about letting people into the country with recent drug convictions but these matters are handled on a case by case basis.

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Paris Hilton Pleads Guilty In Cocaine Case

Luck must be on her side! Paris Hilton’s felony drug possession charge related to her recent arrest in Las Vegas has been plead down to two misdemeanor counts – drug possession and obstructing an officer – for which she’ll serve a year’s probation, perform 200 hours of community service, complete an intensive substance abuse program, and pay a $2,000 fine.

Per TMZ:

The judge informed Paris that she has been given a one year suspended sentence — which means if she is arrested for anything other than a minor traffic violation, she will spend 1 year behind bars. The judge then warned Hilton, “The Clark County Detention Center is not the Waldorf Astoria.”

Hilton was arrested August 27th with her boyfriend Cy Waits, who was driving the black SUV stopped by police after officers said they smelled marijuana. A police lieutenant found 0.8 grams of cocaine in a purse Hilton was carrying when the packet of cocaine fell out of her purse and into the police officer’s hand when she reached in some lip balm. Ooopsies! Hilton has been using the excuse that the purse didn’t belong to her and was borrowed from a friend but she said that other items inside, including asthma medication, credit cards and $1,300 in cash, were hers, according to a police report. According to an amended criminal complaint, the obstructing charge was added because Hilton lied to police when she said the purse wasn’t hers. The Chanel handbag was featured in numerous photos the night of the event, and it was soon discovered that Hilton had on July 15th posted a photo of the bag on her Twitter account, saying, “Love my new Chanel purse I got today.” Ooooo busted!

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Paris Hilton Banned From Las Vegas Resorts Wynn and Encore

After her most recent arrest, this time for exiting an Escalade reeking of marijuana and shortly thereafter dropping a little bag of coke from a purse she claims wasn’t hers (read about that here), Paris Hilton was banned yesterday from two resorts on the Las Vegas Strip – Wynn Las Vegas and Encore. On the plus side, she is presumably still welcomed at the Las Vegas Hilton. Maybe even the Paris.

Per People:

Coinciding with the ban, Wynn Las Vegas also announced in a vague statement that Hilton’s boyfriend, nightclub executive Cy Waits, has been “separated from the company and is free to pursue other interests.” No further comment or details was provided.

Several reports have suggested that several Vegas nightclub owners and management groups have made comments that Hilton appearances at their venues would represent bad marketing following this incident. How wise of them. Hilton has been active on Twitter in an attempt to garner some sympathy from fans and followers following her arrest. She tweeted “these rumors are so ridiculous, untrue,and cruel. I’m not going to even pay attention to them because I know the truth.” Hilton has evidently been a student of the Lindsey Lohan school of culpability. Kudos to the Wynn group for handing out the first dose of discipline for Hilton and her boyfriend.

Hilton faces up to four years in prison and a $5,000 fine after prosecutors in Clark County, Nevada charged her with felony possession of a controlled substance on Tuesday. She will return to Las Vegas on October 27th for arraignment but it remains to be seen whether she will face any legal consequences from her actions.

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Paris Hilton Hides Coke in Her Lady Bits !?

Paris Hilton tried to hide her coke stash in her vagina according to Ian Halperin’s website IUC.

“A longtime pal of drug felony charged accused the spoiled wildchild of using her vagina as a hiding place for her stash. “That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom,” the source named “Caroline” told IUC. “She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.”

The friend claims that Hilton has eluded airport security in the past by stashing the drugs in a lubricated condom before placing it in her vagina. “That’s what I’ve heard from a very good source, she’s a pro at it,” “Caroline” told IUC. “Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.”

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn’t she drop the coke? Not so cat-like. If it is true,she better find a new hiding place otherwise Lindsay Lohan is going to be crawling up there.

Paris Hilton Charged With Drug Felony

It appears the Las Vegas Police Department isn’t buying Paris Hilton’s “It’s not my (insert drug, animal, mineral, Valtrex prescription here)” defense and have charged the hotel heiress with felony possession of a controlled substance, i.e. cocaine.

In case you aren’t up to speed, Paris was busted while in Las Vegas over the weekend after police pulled over her vehicle and invested further due to the smell that was being omitted (read all about that bust HERE).

According to documents obtained by TMZ, Hilton is going to have a difficult time flashing her fakies to get out of this one.

“Paris Hilton will be charged with possession of a controlled substance — .8 grams of cocaine — this according to documents obtained by TMZ … and it’s a felony. “

Paris originally claimed that the purse she was using did not belong to her, but has since changed her story and is stating that it is her purse, but that a friend borrowed it earlier in the evening.

And if you’re buying that, I have some lovely ocean-front property in Arizona for sale.

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