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Paris Hilton Arrested for Cocaine – UPDATE MUGSHOT

August 28, 2010 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Paris Hilton has been arrested in Vegas for possession of cocaine. Apparently she was strolling with some friends when the decided it would be super fun to roll around Vegas like Cheech and Chong. Police pulled over a car hauling Hilton around on Friday night after noticing a “smoke trail.” As her friend rolled down the window to ask “what *cough* seems to be the *giggles* problem *giggle/cough* officer?” the officer smelled the weed emanating from the car.

“The 29-year-old Hilton was in a car driven by a friend when it was stopped about 11:30 p.m. MDT Friday after officers detected what they suspected to be marijuana smoke wafting from it, he told The Associated Press. “Officers noticed a vehicle leaving smoke trail of a controlled substance (and) made a stop based on that,” Martin said. During the stop, officers found what appeared to be a drug on Hilton and later tests showed that it was cocaine, Martin said. He didn’t know how much was found.”

Paris handed over a stack of cash and was out of the clink before dawn. She may be a window lick away from being legally retarded but nothing keeps this ho down. This follows a debacle in which a crazed motherfella who was packing two knives tried to break into her home. (Click HERE to read about the Paris Hilton murder attempt…)

UPDATE: Paris Hilton is using the ol’ “it wasn’t mine” defense. She has hired David Chesnoff to defend her charges of being a cokewhore. In case you are keeping score, this is the 137th time she has used the “it’s not my (insert drug, animal, mineral, Valtrex prescription here)” defense.

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Paris Hilton Murder Attepmt!!! – PHOTO

August 24, 2010 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Paris Hilton is a big ball of duh, but I don’t want to see her whacked. This morning, a man in his 40’s attempted to break into Paris’ L.A. home. He was packing “2 large knives” and trying to get into her house via a window. She Twittered a photo of the man as cops cuffed him.

“So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him.”

Hilton said he was banging around on windows and checked her security cameras while she called for police. Law enforcement arrived and arrested him and told Paris he was armed with the knives and dubbed her “lucky” as he never made it inside.

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Lindsay Lohan Could Be Released This Weekend, Refuses To Leave Jail Until Hair Is Done

July 28, 2010 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Seriously, I wish I was kidding with the words you are about to read, but would we really expect anything less? Lindsay Lohan favorite hair and makeup artists have been “put on call” for Thursday through Sunday this week – a sign that Lohan could be released from jail this weekend after a measly 2 weeks out of a 90 day sentence – so she’ll be camera ready for her 30 second freedom walk. I never really thought about this, but apparently the 30 seconds from the jail house door to the car is the most important 30 seconds of a young famous felon’s life.

Per PopEater:

“There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves,” an insider very familiar with Century Regional Correctional Facility tells me. “She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember, everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don’t want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.”

You hear that, Lindsay? NO FLAT IRON! Oh what is a girl to do! PopEater’s Rob Shuter says that when Paris Hilton was released from prison a few years ago, she had image experts choreograph her 30-second exit walk. Seriously? Not one to be outdone, Lohan has reportedly already started the planning process for her impending high profile walk of shame – she is slated to wear her own brand of 6126 leggings, using the opportunity to advertise her products.

The ought to just toss her out on the street as is so that maybe that 30 seconds will knock some sense into her … or at the very least give me something to laugh the next morning. Jail looks like it was a complete worthless experience for her.

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Paris Hilton Gives Nazi Salute – PHOTO

July 26, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Ah yes, Paris Hilton further proves she is a moron by putting her finger across her upper lip circa Hitler ‘stache and saluting her arm into the air. This is fast becoming a typical party trend that I must be missing out on (for good reason).

Paris took a break from getting caught with pot to party in St. Tropez. She has been the drunk girl mascot for several VIP rooms and luxury yachts. A security guard had to scrape her drunk ho show off the floor at a nightclub last week.

In Paris’ defense, she probably thinks Nazi is a type of vodka and the Holocaust is what they called sample sales in the 80′s.

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Paris Hilton Arrested For Marijuana Again

July 19, 2010 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

This is the second time this month that Paris Hilton has been hauled in by police on suspected drug possession – And yet again she got off. Paris was allegedly taken in by the police when she flew in to France with marijuana in her handbag after landing on a private jet at Figari Paris when a drug-sniffing dog alerted them.

Per MomsWorld:

Police told the local newspaper Corse Matin: “Ms Hilton was taken aside as she landed at Figari. She was searched in a secure area of the airport police station and an amount of cannabis that weighed less than a gram, was found in her handbag. Due to the small amount of the substance, she was cautioned to not travel with drugs then released within an hour with no criminal charges. The drug was confiscated and destroyed.”

However, good old Paris isn’t about to let a drug bust ruin her vacation with her sister Nicky and a group of friends aboard a super yacht belonging to a Las Vegas millionaire businessman. But she did take a moment on Saturday afternoon, once again taking to her Twitter to ‘clear the air,’ claiming the reports of her being toked up was untrue.

“Just to put an end to these rumors, the stories saying I have been arrested are completely false! I am having the best vacation of my life! What an amazing summer! I feel so blessed and grateful for everything. I Love Life!!”

The incident is Paris’ second brush with the law this month in connection with drugs. She was briefly detained by South African police during the World Cup when a friend tried to smuggle a joint into the Brazil-Netherlands quarter final match in Port Elizabeth (read about that here.) Paris, seriously – don’t do pot. It is bad.

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Lindsay Lohan Asking For $1 Million For Jail Interview, Lawyer Quits

July 8, 2010 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Ho don’t come cheap! As the cold, harsh reality of Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming jail sentence sets in, she’s setting her mind on other things – such as pocketing a few bucks after she’s sprung from jail. She is set to serve a 90-day sentence (read about that here), however if it will be the full 90 days remains to be seen. According to a new report, Lohan is allegedly looking to receive $1 million dollars for her first post sentence interview.

Per PopEater:

“Expect to see a major TV and magazine deal,” a source close to Lindsay tells me. “Lindsay might have made a lot of mistakes, but she knows how much her first interview is worth. She won’t even consider offers of less than $1 million.”

So this will be her gig now, right? It will be her cash cow, like weight is for Kirstie Alley? In and out of jail, reality shows, and endorsements at every stop? According to Popeater, Lindsay has already made herself very clear on the matter, knowing that people will be desperate to hear her tale from behind bars. Cashing in on a post-jail interview sounds like a good idea for the cash-strapped Lindsay, although I’m sure it will be filled with tons of ‘It’s not fair!’ and excuses as to why none of this is any fault of her own. Lately, Lindsay’s main sources of income have been paid appearances and tweeting for cash, which pay no more than a few thousand a pop. But jailhouse confessions? Those are really worth something. But if we remember the Paris Hilton incident, all media outlets kind of refused to pay and she spoke with Larry King for free. So… I wouldn’t spend your money before it’s in your hands, Lilo. In Lindsay’s case, it’s still scummy to take the money, but girlfriend needs it bad!

If I go to jail, I end up with a few broken ribs and a black eye. If Lindsay goes to jail, she ends up with a million bucks. WTF am I doing wrong here? If she gets all that just for going to jail, imagine how much she’d stand to make if she got shanked!

And to make matters worse for Lindsay, or possibly better, her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley has reportedly quit representing her!

Per TMZ:

TMZ called Holley for comment on a story we’re working on, and she informed us she is no longer repping Lindsay. Sources tell us Holley resigned earlier today.

Lilo reportedly already has a new lawyer lined up, Tiffany Feder-Cohen, who was reportedly just admitted to the bar in November. Was her nail polish the final straw for Holley (read about that here)? Whatever the reason may be, its the first smart move Holley has made in regards to Lohan! Can’t wait to see how THIS plays out!!

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Paris Hilton Arrested at World Cup for Marijuana

July 3, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

The bong resin and 4 remaining brain cell being held together by Lisa Frank stickers that Paris Hilton calls a brain, got her into a bit of trouble at the World Cup. Hilton and her crew were busted at a World Cup game for smoking marijuana.

“Hilton was in Port Elizabeth attending the Brazil vs Netherlands quarterfinal match at Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, when she was escorted by police to the Mount Road Police Station in St Croix just before 8pm.”

It turned out that she wasn’t the moron sparking up a joint mid-game. One of her minions was to blame. The culprit paid a fine and was released as was Hilton. There are a few rumors that say cops confirmed that she did have pot in her possession, but got an apology from enforcement as they pat her head and sent her to go stimulate the economy.

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Paris Hilton Makes Lindsay Lohan Cry

May 7, 2010 By Crista Webster 4 Comments

Ah yes kittens, it wouldn’t be Friday if Paris Hilton didn’t emerge from her Hollywood Hills cocoon in order to poke fun at her favorite Fire Crotch, Lindsay Lohan.

Apparently, while at some D-list soap star’s birthday party, Hilton decided to remind Lohan that she’s a crank head. Lindsay didn’t like it so much and spent several hours in the bathroom cranking out bong resin tears.

Via Celebspasm:

“When Lindsay arrived at Adrian’s house, the bullies pounced! Paris whispered to her [drug dealer friend], and he started firing insults like: ‘OH, LOOK!…HERE COMES DRUGGIE GIRL!’

Said the source: “Paris laughed, egged him on. They ragged Lindsay until she fled to the restroom — and locked herself in!”

Dear Paris, it’s me the kettle and you’re black.

Since splitting with her d-bag boyfriend, Doug Reinhart, Paris has not been displaying model behavior either. Sources are saying she’s dabbling in the nose candy as well and partying every night like it’s her last.

Um, am I the only person who remembers me writing this story before?

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Celebrity Virginity Report Card

April 22, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

I have returned from my Pop Tart rehab kittens. So I decided to kick off my toaster pastries free morning with a report on when celebrities lost their virginity. Consider yourself lucky that we don’t have another post on Lindsay Lohan’s drunken ramblings. (We do. I am a tease.)

Tina Fey confirmed her magic number was 24. While on David Letterman the “30 Rock” star stated that waiting so long wasn’t “by choice.”

Matthew McConaughey was a teen when he ventured into the realm of sex. He squealed to Playboy in 2008 that he was just 15, but wanted to be a gentleman and gave no further details.

Paris Hilton was also just 15 when Randy Spelling claims to have first ridden the human STD dispenser.

Sienna Miller said buh-bye to being a virgin at 16. She admitted that she and her mother were very open about her safety and begged her to “do it at home if you are going to do it at all.” (Via Us)

Megan Fox had managed to keep it in her pants until she was 17. She described her first time as “nice” thanks to the fact that she was “in love” when she gave it up.

Before Tiger Woods was peeing on hookers, he lost his virginity to a high school girlfriend at the age of 17. “We would wait for my parents to go to bed and then make out on the sofa in front of the television for hours. We were first boyfriend and girlfriend in all sense of the word.” (Via NY Post)

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Paris Hilton See-Through Dress and Thong Pimp Beer – Photos

February 15, 2010 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Ah, yes Paris Hilton. Here is something to help you wash the stank of Valentine’s Day off as you mumble through Monday morning with all the in-love-and-junk couples asking what you did for the “holiday.” Thankfully, we singletons have Paris Hilton and her Go-Go Gadget Hot Mess to make us feel a little bit better about ourselves.

Hilton was in Brazil pimping some beer that she has been hired to promote. She was got hammered drunk and did the Dance of the Seven Venereal Diseases. Because when you see Paris stomping around like some rejected RuPaul’s Drag Contestant while knocking shiz over and will later be found crying in the men’s bathroom because she got “lost,” you say to yourself “I wannabe be a walking crab farm too!”

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