Star magazine is making some hefty claims that Kate Middleton is cheating on Prince William. They are reportedly less than a year away from getting married and rumors of infidelity have been swirling. I am pretty sure the rag’s story is based on a single photo in which one of William’s friends is whispering something in Kate’s ear while they were watching Willy play polo. Unless he is said “Thanks for the lovely shag and cup of tea last night. Fancy another go behind that tree over there?” It is all pretty harmless.

In case you don’t have an Eidetic memory, William was reportedly cheating on Kate last month. They have been dating for about 7 years and according to the rumors, Will is allowed to tap some strange whenever he wants. The Enquirer came up with this little diddy:

“Kate is troubled by the disrespectful behavior William has shown her over the last seven years,” blabbed one insider.

“Kate and Wills had just returned from a romantic vacation in the Caribbean four years ago, and a picture of Wills kissing [British pop star] Natasha Hamilton was published in nearly every paper in Britain. All of Kate’s friends and family saw it. It was devastating for her! He didn’t even try to be discreet. That’s what upset Kate most – she thought William was being blatantly disrespectful to her, and she’s still haunted by that photo today.

“And to make matters worse, Kate is now being warned by royal courtiers that she must be prepared for William to follow in his philandering father’s footsteps — and take a mistress. ‘It won’t be IF he does, my dear,’ Kate was told by one of Queen Elizabeth’s advisers. ‘It will be WHEN he does — and then you must simply turn a blind eye.’

Meh. Harry is the hot one and frankly I’d rather be the ho on the side. Get out while you can honey.

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