Project Runway Season 6 Episode 2 Recap

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Last week we had someone nearly quit before they even set their fingers on a sewing machine, a model went down the runway essentially nude and they faced the most boring challenge ever. (Click here to read Project Runway Season 6 Episode 1 Recap)

The designers begin the show by talking about the first challenge. Althea just can’t wrap her mind around the elmination of Ari. Really? She is confused by the elimination of someone who cranked out a dress worthy of an SNL space skit in which the Coneheads hit a disco and experimented with coke? I bet she thinks Donald Trumps weave is awesome too.

Heidi comes out an announces they will be designing a “pregnancy chic” look. Rebecca Romijn waltzes out and demands something that makes her boobs looks fantastic but allows her to show off her twin baby bump. This is a slightly better challenge and I have hope for the season.

Logan is scared of pregnant women and babies. I suddenly feel a connection with him. The designers strap bumps to their mannequins and most are confused as to wear the strap ons go. I am sure this is a constant issue. Qristyl is once again freaking the funk out at Mood. Girl is spilling stuff around running around like she’s at a sample sale. Tim tells her to calm down and probably slips her a downer.

Fabric starts to form on mannequins and Chicken Little (Malvin) is wrapping a towel around his mannequin and calling his look “Motha Hen.” Good bye Chicken Little. It was lovely meeting you and your fluffy mohawk. Of course, Althea loves his little egg themed look. The kiss of death. Ra’mon is shizzing himself because Nina, despite being on downers at the last challenge, told him he was playing it safe the first round. Mitchel is prancing around with a gigantic pair of brown shorts. He wastes presious time letting the girls put them on.

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Bella Swan’s Wedding Dress Sketch Photos

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Several designers were asked by Instyle to sketch a wedding dress for Bella Swan to wear during the pivotal marriage scene in the Twilight Saga to Edward Cullen. Us die-hard Twi-hard fans know from the third Twilight book, “Eclipse,” that the gown is an early 1900s design, with an updated train and veil by Alice Cullen. From the fourth book, “Breaking Dawn,” the gown is something that makes the bride’s mother say, “You look like you just stepped out of an Austen movie.” Project Runway winner Christian Siriano is one of the 9 designers asked to come up with a dress.

Per Pop Watch:

“I wanted this to be a modern day antique-inspired gown. The lace bodice climbs up to the neck to reveal a sultry open back of flesh with tiny silk buttons that clasp at the neck. It’s a true turn of the century gown, full of Gothic and glamorous fullness in the skirt which flows as she moves. The gown is mysterious and feminine, perfect for a dream wedding.”

Prabal Gurung’s, which feels borderline inappropriate, has a dramatic train, low-cut back and features a unique neckline with red embellishments for a touch of color. Definitely nothing like the book. Another designers, Lela Rose, chose a simple design that would suit Bellas personality but draws attention to the back of the gown with its lace bustles. Monique Lhuillier went for a similar mermaid style look, but with a bit more flash and lace detailing. Erin Fetherston offered up a a two-tiered high-neck gown with puffy sleeves and lace bustier. Max Azria seems to capture Bella’s awkward and quiet beauty with a vintage lace detail gown, completing the dress with lace peaked shoulders, full sleeves and a high neck. Badgley Mischka’s take is a strong silhouette with vintage details like full-length lace sleeves and bodice, and a high-buttoned neck. His outlook seems a little more appropriate for someone like Cruella De Vil than Bella Swan. Brian Reyes strayed too far off script designing a tarnished bone color dress with a ruffled blouse and lace diamond inserts. Definitely nothing like what is described in the book, so its pretty safe to say that this dress will not be worn by Bella. Zac Posen’s pink gown is also certain to be a no-go for the Swan/Cullen nuptials, complete with lace up boots.

Siriano has my vote with his youthful but elegant and classy design. Most like what I – and the majority of other Twilight fans – had pictured when reading the book. Whatever has chosen, you can bet this will wind up being a hit, the replicas for this dress will fly off the shelf for the following wedding season! Where can I pre-order mine??

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Images Via: InStyle

Project Runway Season 6 Episode 1 Recap – Hot Mess Hell

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Huzzah! It’s FINALLY here. The much anticipated return of “Project Runway” hath cometh.

Enter token gay man Ra’mon. Logan looks like Chase from “House.” Johnny opens by talking about his meth addiction and how it kept him from several past seasons. Gordana has big accent ya, hahaha! Malvin has a fluffy muff on his head and we move on to Qristyl, who is not a stripper as her name suggests, but a purveyor of plus size clothes she deems “plus sexy.” I have a feeling we are going to be kindred spirits or mortal enemies.

A little brunette pops out from a cab and I hate her powdered sugar personality already. Her name is Shirin and means “sweet.” She has nice hair though. Nina is going to make this little girl her bitch. Nicolas is going to be all queeny as he is bragging about his dress making Vogue and his bio vid shows a horrid body suit/silver body condom he created. Mitchell looks like he should be working at Pizza Hut, but insists he knows how to dress a woman.

Holy shiz! It’s Bob Marley! Nope it’s some guy named Epperson who the glance over as another queen has entered the room. Christopher is from Minnesota and everyone giggles because he might as well have announced himself as a drag queen with a penchant for tractor pulls.

Ari is Sam Ronson’s feminine side embodied. Her first words “Hello fabric, what would you like me to make you into today!?” Seriously…if Winona Ryder and Sam mated this would be the result. She also wants to make you a tacky jacket that you could “go into a tent that would also have water purification systems and you’d be comfortable in it.” What? Seriously…keep her away from Johnny otherwise they will be sharing meth stories and giggling in the pantry while eating all the Fruit Loops while Dr. Drew does a cross over show and helps them put the crack pipe down.

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Project Runway Season 6 Contestants

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I am all a tingle with the return of Tim Gunn…er…”Project Runway.” The cast has been revealed after months of anticipation and legal wars that led to it‘s move to Lifetime. August 20th I will be live blogging the first episode. Stay tuned to Hollywood Dame for details on that. Until then here are the contestants for Project Runway Season 6.

Is it just me or does Logan Neitzel look like Dr. Chase from “House” gone emo? Click on the thumbnails to read a little about each contestant.

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Images Via: People, EW

Project Runway Approacheth

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Yes my darlings! I too am shaking with excitement like one of those rats on string that wannabe socialites prance around in Louis Vuitton bags.

Project Runway is fast approaching as we mark down the days on the calendar until August 20th. Lets just hope Lifetime won’t ruin it with weepy beaten women who channeling their inner J.Lo as clients. This will be the debut of PR on the channel. In the words of RuPaul lets hope they “don’t f**k it up.”

Yours truly will be doing recaps and occasional live blogs of the show. Until then enjoy the lame commercial for the return of the show. It was interesting until the cut the bit of me chasing Tim Gunn around begging him to sign my underwear.

Karl Lagerfeld Slams Heidi Klum and Seal

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I make it no secret that I cannot stand Karl Lagerfeld but adore some of his creations. It’s a love hate relationship. Now I am seriously considering cutting the bitch should his comments be true.

According to reports, he went on a scathing rant attacking Heidi Klum and her family. Lagerfeld wasn’t shy in agreeing with the Germans regarding Heidi’s weight in February. Most attacked her for being “too heavy” after posing completely nude on the cover of German GQ. Karl was one of the voices accusing her of being fat.

He lashed out again and the jealousy didn’t stop at her weight. He claimed that no one in the fashion world know who she is. His rationalization is that his pal Claudia Schiffer doesn’t know who she is.

Per The Sun:

“I don’t know her. Claudia doesn’t know her. She was never in Paris, we don’t know her.”

Hmmm…that’s odd. He claims not to know her, but knows she is a model and married to Seal. Karl even went as low as to attack her husband’s skin.

“I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.”

That is beyond low. I doubt Klum is sweating his words. She has created a successful empire for herself and recently guest edited for German Vogue. Plus he really shouldn’t be the one to point the chubby finger. Their once was a pudgy Lagerfeld who was substation ally more tolerable. So I would be careful if I was him. Karl is quickly becoming the Star Jones of the fashion world.

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Images Via: Vogue, GQ

Heidi Klum Expecting Fourth Baby

Congratulations to model Heidi Klum and singer-husband Seal who are expanding their beautiful family! According to E! Online, sources confirm that Klum is expecting another baby, and that she is a little less than four months pregnant. Word of the couples happy news apparently leaked when sketches of Klum in a gown redesigned for her growing belly had somehow made its way onto the Internet.

Season 7 of “Project Runway” is set to start filming in NYC this summer, which means the supermodel will once again be working while heavily pregnant. Hmmm… wonder if we’ll see any maternity-design challenges happening? The happy couple already have two sons together, Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, and Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. Seal is also the adoptive father of Klum’s 5 year old daughter, Helene “Leni” Klum whom she had with Italian businessman Flavio Briatore.

Wow. Four kids all under the age of 5…. She must be the Wonder Woman of Moms!

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Project Runway Returns!

Let choirs of angels rejoice! The fashion heavens have parted the sea of legal battles and a ray of sun hath risen “Project Runway.” Birds are singing in jubilation, children are parading in the streets singing of the return of Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum.

Bravo and Lifetime have been battling over reality hit, “Project Runway.” Finally, all regards to the fate of the show have been legally settled and will return to tv. People has confirmed the final season, which has already been shot with a finale filmed at New York Fashion Week last month, will make it air this summer.

Sadly, the show will not return to it’s original home. Lifetime won the rights and everything will move from New York to Los Angeles. The reigning judges panel will remain with Heidi Klum, Michael Kors and Nina Garcia. Tim will also be there to mentor and guide the rising designers. (Yay for me. I can stalk Tim Gunn better this way. Er…I mean worship from afar.)

The show has gathered a celebrity following. Last season we were treated to a few guest judges that ranged from L.L. Cool J to Natalie Portman. Jennifer Lopez was due to be a final judge, but backed out last minute because she stubbed her toe…had the trots or something ridiculous like that. Season 6 will feature Christina Aguilera, Eva Longoria Parker and Rebecca Romijn. (I am hoping Eva is also stricken with a wicked toe stubbing and will be forced to be replaced.)

Bravo is replacing their fashion reality jewel with another style challenging show. The creative title for the replace is called, “The Fashion Show.” This sounds like an disaster waiting to happen. Isaac Mizrahi, who owes me $39.95 for some bed sheets that lasted 2 months, is joining forces with Kelly Rowland. I can just picture Kelly trying to work it like Heidi and treated the eliminated guest to her rendition of ’N Sync’s “Bye, Bye, Bye” while Isaac dances in the background.

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