Taylor Momsen Doesn’t Give a Toss About Haiti

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Thousands of people have died and the number of people affected by the devastating earthquake in Haiti. Many celebs and other organizations are reaching out with monetary gifts or aid of some kind for the victims and their families. “Gossip Girl” starlet, Taylor Momsen, made it clear she doesn’t give a sh*t about the tragedy.

Via OK!:

“Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that.”

Wow. I mean…I am a straight up bitch who runs on vodka fumes and children’s tears, but this is cold. I bet she couldn’t even find it on a map. I am surprised she didn’t say: “Oh, ya! I have always loved Haiti even since I saw the ‘Lion King.’”

Quoteables:

Celebitchy: “Who wants to smell like Taylor Momsen? What does “Love Rocks” smell like exactly? Vapidity and eyeliner?”

Dlisted – “In Taylor’s defense, I don’t think she can fully see the devastation in Haiti due to the fact that her eyes are covered with about six layers of hardened tar.”

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Hollywood Dame on Radio City

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Tomorrow I will be a guest on Radio City or City Noticias for our South American friends. You can tune and listen as we discuss celebrity money troubles. Below are the stations you can tune into to hear Cara Harrington being interviewed. You can also hear the broadcast online by CLICKING HERE or HERE. Catch the interview tomorrow at 7:30 PM.

GUAYAQUIL: 89.3 FM
SALINAS: 99.7 FM
CUENCA: 90.5 FM

Brittany Murphy’s Cause of Death: Drugs, Foul Play or Natural Causes?

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Brittany Murphy, actress and wife to Simon Monjack, died at age 32 from cardiac arrest yesterday. New details on the tragedy are emerging, while accusations and rumors are flying with everything from drugs to anorexia to her husband coming under suspicion. But how did she really die – was it drugs? Foul Play? Natural causes? Certainly its not ‘natural’ for someone so young and full of life to just pass away, was it? Her family told Los Angeles officials that she was extremely ill in the days before her death. Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter says they will conduct an autopsy today to try to determine what killed her. He says the reported illness could be a contributing factor to her death, but that it will be weeks before a final determination is made. Prescription medications were taken from Murphy’s home and officials say they will contact her personal physician to get a better sense of her medical history. An official cause of death may not be determined for some time, since toxicology tests will be required and could take up to six weeks. Winter says Murphy’s death appears to be from natural causes.

Per PopEater:

Capt. John Kades of the coroner’s office says, “Foul play is not suspected at this time because there were no outward signs of trauma or other injuries,” according to PEOPLE.

TMZ, which first reported that Murphy died after going into full cardiac arrest, has since reported that Murphy was very ill in the hours prior to her death and that she was taking prescription medications for flu-like symptoms she had been experiencing for several days. Sources also told TMZ that Murphy was vomiting before she died Sunday and that several types of prescription drugs were found in the house.

“There were a lot … a lot of prescriptions in the house.” We’re also told authorities did not find illegal drugs in the house, but Murphy was definitely taking various prescription meds.

Murphy collapsed inside the home she shared with husband. Some reports indicate he is the one who found her, while others claim it was her mother Sharon, in the bathroom of her home where there was ‘a significant amount of vomit’ in the room. A neighbor reports seeing the paramedics attempting to revive Murphy, who appeared then to be dead. She was transported to Cedars-Sinai, where she was pronounced dead on arrival at 10:04 a.m. Murphys’ mother also told paramedics that she suffered with Type 2 diabetes, but people connected to the case believe its highly unlikely that contributed to her death. Los Angeles police have opened an investigation into Murphy’s death, with detectives and the coroner’s officials at Murphy and Monjack’s home Sunday afternoon.

In somewhat of a creepy turn, Perez Hilton predicted Brittany’s death in a radio interview earlier this month. When radio host AJ Machado asked Perez if there was another celebrity headed for the same fate as Michael Jackson, Perez reportedly said, “Brittany Murphy maybe.” Did he know something we don’t? Perez has since blogged a warning to Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love to straighten out their act so they won’t be next – let’s hope he’s not right the next time! But Murphy had said that 2010 was the year she had planned to try for a baby with her husband, although she also somewhat foreshadowed her own death in a statement made in 2003.

Per Bumpshack:

“Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them.”

No matter how ill she was, she was still too young to die. It’s a shame that we had to lose such a talented actress. We wish Murphy’s family and friends all the best during this difficult time. Feel free to leave your condolences below.

Celeb Reacting To Murphy’s Death:

“2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon. See you on the other side kid.” – Ashton Kutcher

“I’m so saddened to hear this news. I loved working with Brittany. She was so talented, so warm and so sweet. I always felt connected to her as we shared a very special experience in our lives together. I feel love in my heart for her-and hope she is at peace.” – Alicia Silverstone

“Brittany was one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. She had the voice of an angel and a genuine heart of gold. I’m very happy to have known and worked with such a special person. My heart goes out to all of her loved ones.” – Donald Faison

“It is a terrible loss for us as actors and to the industry but even greater for her family. My thoughts and prayers are with them.” – Whoopie Goldberg

“My deepest condolences go out to all of Brittany Murphy’s loved ones & may she rest in peace. She was a great talent with a beautiful soul. XO.” - Lindsay Lohan

“Brittany Murphy was an incredible ray of Light to so many people. My prayers are with her family and loved ones.” – Jessica Simpson

“I met [Brittany Murphy] before her star rose. It’s tough to find peace in fame. I wish her peace and happiness in her next lifetime.” – Russell Simmons

“My heart aches having just learned of Brittany Murphy’s death. We were friends time-to-time through the years. I always admired her pure spirit.” – Eliza Dushku

“So sad this is truly a waste. feeling regret we didnt’ do more. i love you so much Brittany and always will.” – Kathy Najimy

“I am beyond words by the loss of Brittany Murphy. I was so blessed to know your grace. My heart goes out to your mama loved ones.” – Soleil Moon Frye

NFL Star Chris Henry Tragically Dies at 26

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Tragedy fell upon the NFL early this morning. Cincinnati Bengals Wide Receiver Chris Henry passed away this morning after sustaining injuries suffered after he fell from a moving pickup truck driven by his fiancee Loleini Tonga yesterday in Charlotte, N.C. Henry died at 6:36 a.m. at Carolinas Medical Center, where he had been taken early yesterday afternoon. Police haven’t released a cause of death.

Chris Henry was severely injured and was listed in a critical condition after falling out of the back of a moving pick-up truck following a heated argument with Tonga. She got in a pick-up truck and drove off, with Henry running after her and hopping into the bed of the truck. The two continued fighting until his accident when Henry “came out” of the back of the vehicle about a half-mile away from his fiancees’ parents house. When police and paramedics responded to the scene, police said Henry had suffered life-threatening injuries, including severe head trauma. He was then transported to a local hospital. No charges have been immediately filed, although authorities are at the scene conducting a criminal investigation to assess if he fell or was thrown off the truck.

Per Fox Sports:

“The domestic situation continued between the operator and Mr. Henry,” the police said in a statement. “At some point while she was driving, Mr. Henry came out of the back of the vehicle.”

According to a statement released by the Bengals, Henry and Tonga were to be married in March. Tonga’s MySpace page also made several references to the expected nuptials, including the purchase of her dress and wedding rings. Police haven’t released details on their dispute. However, homicide detectives were called to the scene of the accident to investigate. According to Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police, such a move is typical procedure when the department responds to an accident involving life-threatening injuries.

Drafted in 2005, Henry is no stranger to problems off the field. He was arrested several times during his professional career, including arrests for DUI, marijuana possession, and assault, before being released by the Bengals in 2007 and then re-signed to a two-year contract with the team before the 2008 season. After the Bengals’ owner gave Henry a second chance, Henry seemed to have straightened his life out, staying out of trouble and focusing his off time on his family. He had been on injured reserve with the Bengals since Nov. 9 due to a dislocated forearm and had been spending his time away from the team with Tonga and their children.

Per ESPN:

“He was good at what he did as a player, he was a teammate to our players and a friend to almost all of us in the building,” Bengals president Mike Brown said at a news conference Thursday at the team’s headquarters. “We knew him in a way that [was not consistent] with his public persona. We liked him. He had worked through troubles in his life … to a point where he was going to have the future we all wanted for him and that he wanted for himself. At the time of his tragedy he was running to daylight.”

Henry leaves behind his fiancee and three children: 3-year old Seini, 2-year old Chris Jr., and 10-month old DeMarcus. He was 26 years old. An unfortunate end to a troubled life that seemed to be on the mend over the past year. Our sympathies are with the family of Chris Henry and his fiancee. Family, friends, and fans will miss him.

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CBS Rips Out My Heart; Cancel ‘As The World Turns’

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Today is a dark, dark day kittens. Very rarely is my cold, bitter heart broken. It’s happened only twice: First when Ricky Schroeder decided to go by ‘Rick’ and secondly when ‘Just the Ten of Us’ was deemed unfit to watch by my parents.

It’s happened again.

CBS has announced that, after 54 glorious years on the air, it’s pulling the plug on daytime soap ‘As the World Turns.Carly Tenny Munson Snyder NOOOOOO!!!!!

Via Entertainment Weekly:

“We are disappointed and saddened by the news that the show is not being renewed,” said ATWT exec producer Chris Goutman in a statement. ”It will certainly be a loss for all of us, and for the show’s loyal audience.”

This announcement comes only a few months after CBS canceled ‘Guiding Light’ the longest running soap opera to date. There’s also some noise that the folks over at NBC have plans to axe ‘One Life to Live’ which would drop daytime television to only five daytime dramas.

Outrage!!! Where else am I supposed to get my daily dose of hot, shirtless men saying things like, “The wind swept away my fear and led me straight to your arms. Now, let’s poison my wife and I’ll fly us to Fiji in my private plane.”?

This had better mean Carly and Jack get back together.

Diane Sawyer Leaving GMA

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Diane Sawyer is pulling an Oprah and leaving Good Morning America. She is taking her gin soaked smiled to World News and filling the vacancy left by Charles Gibson. This will be her final week on GMA.

“This is going to be my last week, after 10 years here at Good Morning America. I’ve calculated — 2,881 shows. Roughly.” Sawyer said adding, “I hope you celebrate with us this week, laugh with us this week,” Sawyer said.

It is sad. She was my favorite because she was a happy drunk who slurred her way through every show hiding a drank in her boot flask. Nothing says ‘Good Morning’ like a mojito and Diane.

Former Miss Argentina Solange Magnano Dies After Plastic Surgery

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A cosmetic procedure to have her buttocks sculpted has ended in tragedy for model and former beauty queen Solange Magnano. The 38 year old former Miss Argentina was rushed to hospital with severe breathing problems after the operation and later died of a pulmonary embolism after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty procedure in Buenos Aires. Her close friend and fashion designer Roberto Piazza said the mother of 7-year old twins had become fixated with her looks as her successful modeling career approached its end.

Per AP:

“Solange was a girl who had everything. She lived the life of a goddess, she was the envy of everybody. A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind. She died because of her obsession with beauty,” says Piazza.

Magano had already had cosmetic surgery on her breasts after the birth of her twins. She travelled last Thursday to Buenos Aires for her buttock implants. Magnano was buried in her hometown of San Francisco, in the province of Cordoba, yesterday and the burial was shown on Argentine television. At times like this we wonder if we can really trust our very advanced medical technologies.

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Chelsea Clinton Announces Engagement Via Email

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Former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton‘s daughter, Chelsea, is engaged. The only child of the couple is set to marry the son of a former congressman from Iowa and congresswoman from Pennsylvania: Investment banker Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea and Marc, who have been dating well before her mother was on the democratic campaign trail, were friends as teenagers and studied together at Stanford University. The couple was rumored to be getting married last summer in Martha’s Vineyard but the stories turned out to be false. They announced their engagement in a mass e-mail to over 500 family and friends Friday morning.

Per ABC:

“We’re sorry for the mass email but we wanted to wish everyone a belated Happy Thanksgiving! We also wanted to share that we are engaged! We didn’t get married this past summer despite the stories to the contrary, but we are looking toward next summer and hope you all will be there to celebrate with us. Happy Holidays! Chelsea & Marc.”

The happy couple live in New York, and he employed by Goldman Sachs while she attends graduate school at Columbia University’s School of Public Health. Though all four of their parents are political figures, both of their fathers were at the center of scandals – Clinton with the whole Monica Lewinsky situation, and Edward Mezvinsky, who was released from federal prison last year after pleading guilty to charges of bank and wire fraud.

It sounds like she picked the right guy! In February last year, Marc bought a 1,900-square-foot apartment in NYC for just over $4 million – in cash. And no, that is not a typo! I don’t know about you, but I want to see that engagement ring. Someone who can afford a house like that can surely afford one hell of a sparkler! Let’s hope she has better luck than her mother.

Charla Nash, Chimp Attack Victim, Reveals Face-Photo

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Charla Nash, who miraculously survived an attack by her friend’s pet chimpanzee, reveal the mangled remains of her face today on the Oprah Winfrey Show.

Charla, who has been residing at the Cleveland Clinic since the attack seems to be pleasant and in high spirits despite the fact she has lost both her eyes, hands, and nose.

Via ABC News:

“I don’t ask a whole lot about my injuries. I know that I have my forehead,” she told Winfrey.

Nash is forced to ‘drink’ her meals through the small hole that remains where her mouth once was.

Her doctors are baffled that Nash managed to survive the attack.

“The monkey had ripped off her entire upper jaw, had ripped off her nose, which as hanging by a thread,” said Dr.Kevin Miller, who treated Nash when she taken to the emergency room. “We found extensive dirt, chimp fur, and chimp teeth implanted in her bone.”

Travis, the chimpanzee who attacked Nash, was shot and killed by police who responded to the 911 call Nash’s employer (and owner of the chimp) made during the attack.

UPDATE – Charla Nash will be on Oprah Wednesday March 17th, 2010. Check your local listings for time and channel.

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Charges Filed Against Balloon Boy Crazy Parents

Richard Henne, father of Balloon Boy and future Michael Lohan, could face up to 6 years in jail and up to $500,000 in jail for making me miss watching Thor at the gym to report on his helium adventure. (Click here for the story of the Balloon Boy Hoax).

Sheriff Jim Alderden of Fort Collins, CO announced today that the Heene Ballon Boy nuttery has been officially deemed a hoax by the police. Charges are going to be filed and include: conspiracy, calling in a fake emergency and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Alderden talked about how the Heene family are actors with a degree in tomfoolery and are super sorry they fell for the hoax.

He then used strategery after the Larry King interview (in which the tot happily told the world “it was for the show” click here to see that) to get them to admit the wasted everyone’s time in watching a flipping balloon for hours and chanting to the helium gods for his safe return. While he couldn’t outright confirm “batch is craaaaaazy” and lied, he did confirm the investigation is well under way and they are building evidence to file the charges ASAP.

“We were looking at Class 3 misdemeanor, which hardly seems serious enough given the circumstances. We are talking to the district attorney, federal officials to see if perhaps there aren’t additional federal charges that are appropriate in this circumstance.”

They need to add booty blocking to that list of charges and make it punishable by death due to the hotness level of my gym candy I missed out on.