Edward Norton Fired as Hulk, Replaced by Mark Ruffalo

The Hulk has some fairly obvious anger issues and, let’s face it, he’s not exactly a team player. The same might be said of Edward Nortonn, who was fired two weeks ago after Marvel released quite the harsh statement saying he would not be returning in “The Avengers.”

Per E!:

“Our decision is definitely not one based on monetary factors, but instead rooted in the need for an actor who embodies the creativity and collaborative spirit of our other talented cast members,” said Marvel Studios President of Production Kevin Feige in a statement. “The Avengers demands players who thrive working as part of an ensemble, as evidenced by Robert, Chris H., Chris E., Sam, Scarlett, and all of our talented casts. We are looking to announce a name actor who fulfills these requirements, and is passionate about the iconic role in the coming weeks.”

Wow, I’ve never seen a man so elegantly punched in the balls in a press release before. That translates to ‘Norton is just a pain in the arse who wants to run the show. We want an actor that does as he’s effing told no matter how awful the script is.’ Norton was going to be a key player in a cast led by Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man and also featuring Chris Evans as Captain America, Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury and Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow. Jeremy Renner is also on board to play Hawkeye, the headstrong costumed archer. The film could also possibly feature Don Cheadle as War Machine, but a few weeks back Cheadle said he was in a wait-and-see mode on that. But now just who will play the Hulk? Fiege made it a point to say they wouldn’t be casting an unknown – and they didn’t. The job now belongs to Mark Ruffalo!

Per Huffington Post:

“It’s like Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet, a new actor gets a crack at it every year,” Ruffalo told the LA Times. “But really it’s all heady stuff. It’s exciting to be here. It’s great to be a part of all this.”

Ruffalo has proven himself in a wide range of very different roles. As much as I will miss Norton as Hulk, this looks to me like excellent news. I’m willing to give him the chance!

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Edward Norton Out Of ‘The Avengers’

Yes, I know kittens…I am talking about comic books and comic book movies this morning. It was a loooong weekend. And, I am sorry, but Edward Norton is Nerd-Pretty. And I heart him. So he gets a post.

The much anticipated ‘Avengers’ movie will be without at least one major star when it premieres in 2012. Turns out Marvel has decided NOT to sign Edward Norton onto the film to reprise his role as The Incredible Hulk.

Over the weekend, Marvel President Kevin Feige released the following statement via HitFix:

“We have made the decision to not bring Ed Norton back to portray the title role of Bruce Banner in the Avengers. Our decision is definitely not one based on monetary factors, but instead rooted in the need for an actor who embodies the creativity and collaborative spirit of our other talented cast members. The Avengers demands players who thrive working as part of an ensemble, as evidenced by Robert, Chris H, Chris E, Sam, Scarlett, and all of our talented casts. We are looking to announce a name actor who fulfills these requirements, and is passionate about the iconic role in the coming weeks.”

This statement, which also refers to other top-notch actors like Robert Downey, Jr. (Iron Man), Chris Evans (Captain America), and Scarlett Johannson (Black Widow), seems to give one the idea that Mr. Norton was not so much of a team player and was a little diva-ish.

However, Norton’s team has already struck back stating that Norton was on board the entire time and that the news he won’t be in the film is devastating.

Via HitFix:

“This offensive statement from Kevin Feige at Marvel is a purposefully misleading, inappropriate attempt to paint our client in a negative light. Here are the facts: two months ago, Kevin called me and said he wanted Edward to reprise the role of Bruce Banner in The Avengers. He told me it would be his fantasy to bring Edward on stage with the rest of the cast at ComiCon and make it the event of the convention. When I said that Edward was definitely open to this idea, Kevin was very excited and we agreed that Edward should meet with Joss Whedon to discuss the project. Edward and Joss had a very good meeting (confirmed by Feige to me) at which Edward said he was enthusiastic at the prospect of being a part of the ensemble cast. Marvel subsequently made him a financial offer to be in the film and both sides started negotiating in good faith. This past Wednesday, after several weeks of civil, uncontentious discussions, but before we had come to terms on a deal, a representative from Marvel called to say they had decided to go in another direction with the part. This seemed to us to be a financial decision but, whatever the case, it is completely their prerogative, and we accepted their decision with no hard feelings.

We know a lot of fans have voiced their public disappointment with this result, but this is no excuse for Feige’s mean spirited, accusatory comments. Counter to what Kevin implies here, Edward was looking forward to the opportunity to work with Joss and the other actors in the Avengers cast, many of whom are personal friends of his. Feige’s statement is unprofessional, disingenuous and clearly defamatory. Mr. Norton talent, tireless work ethic and professional integrity deserve more respect, and so do Marvel’s fans.”

I’m totally obsessed with the fact that Norton is ‘close personal friends’ with many of the cast members. Do you think that he and Robert Downey, Jr. get together on the weekend and chuck grapes at Scarlett’s cleavage? At least, that’s what they do in my mind.

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Johnny Depp Sexier Than Robert Pattinson?

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Esquire Magazine has released their ‘Sexiest Stars’ of all time and topping the list for the males this year is not who you think.

It seems that the folks over at Empire have a thing for pirates and not vampires like the rest of the lust-filled world. Johnny Depp took the top spot leaving poor Robert Pattinson in the sloppy seconds position.

Calm down Twi-Hards!!! I know you’re launching your boycott of Esquire as we speak, but it’s OK. You’ll get your Sparklepants fill in four short weeks.

Via The Examiner:

“Johnny Depp was paired with Megan Fox at the top of Empire magazine’s ‘Sexiest’ poll, Fox beating out Jolie for the female category and Depp taking over Pattinson for #1 sexiest male.
The Pirates Of The Caribbean star was no match for sexy R.Patz, who settled in at second place over Robert Downey, Jr.

Honestly? Megan Fox over Angelina Jolie? Over Angela Lansbury for that matter? She’s made like three compeltely terrible movies. And Robert Downy Jr. over Brad Pitt? Of all time?!? Am I the only person who remembers what Iron Man looked like in the 1980′s?

Note by The Dame: Yes Twihards. I know the photo of Robert shirtless is a photoshopped creation, but I figured I would post it for funsies.

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Sherlock Holmes Gay in Guy Ritchie’s Film

In Guy Ritchie’s upcoming film, super sleuth “Sherlock Holmes” will be portrayed as a gay man. Who knew? The fictional character famous for wearing his deerstalker hat, puffing on a pipe and solving mysteries with his trusted sidekick, will be shown sharing a bed with his very close friend Dr. Watson, in addition to some man-on-man wrestling.

Per Queerstalker:

“We’re two men who happen to be room-mates, wrestle a lot and share a bed. It’s badass.” says Robert Downey Jr. who plays Holmes.

“Guy wanted to make this about the relationship between Watson and Holmes. They’re both mean and complicated.” adds Jude Law, who plays Dr. Watson.

Last week he was ordered to re-shoot his “unrealistic” Sherlock Holmes movie. The 40-year-old ex husband of Madonna was reportedly left fuming after Warner Brothers head honchos told him several scenes didn’t reach their expectations. Ritchie has been forced to call back cast, including Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law to remake five weeks worth of footage.

I’m just wondering where the Sherlock Holmes lifestyle choice is coming from. I’ve read quite a few Sherlock stories and never once have I picked up on anything like this. If this is done right, this could be really interesting and might even be Oscar-worthy! Hope you don’t let us down Ritchie!

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Sexy New Pictures of RDJ in Sherlock Holmes

Well, actually sexy pictures of Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law. But whose counting?? I like guys in period outfits, and this one does not disappoint in the slightest!!

I love that Robert Downey’s career has rebounded. Thank you less drugs, good rehab, “Ironman” and “Tropic Thunder“! Now this means we will have more face-time with the actor, who at 43, is still highly good looking and hitting his stride.

There are also some sweet new pictures of Rachel McAdams–in a gorgeous pink dress–from the “Sherlock Holmes” movie. Rachel is playing Irene Addler, who is seen in the books as an intellectual equal to Holmes, and escapes him before he can trap her. Since there has been little to no information on the movie personna of the character, we will have to go on this for the time being. I, for one, will be willing to bet that a little bit of sexual tension and romance could occur between Addler and Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes” is to be released this coming November, and has Robert as the lead, and Law as Watson. The plot is still ambiguous–being stated from IMDB as:

Detective Sherlock Holmes (Downey Jr.) and his stalwart partner Watson (Law) engage in a battle of wits and brawn with a nemesis whose plot is a threat to all of England.

Me thinks I am going to have to do some recon about Sherlock Holmes in preparation for this movie. And to end this post, an older, hotter, gratuitous picture of RDJ, shirtless in the role. *rowr*!

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Robert Downey Jr. Set His Crotch on Fire

Yes, you read that correct. No, I am not drunk behind the laptop again. Robert Downey Jr. managed to set his crotch on fire on the set of Guy Ritchie’s latest project, a Sherlock Holmes movie. Jude Law will be getting a medal of honor for saving his co-stars crotch. Downey is the leading man in the film playing the infamous detective. Jude is doting sidekick, Dr. Watson. Robbie was in the middle of filming a scene when he set the pipe he was smoking down onto the arm of a chair. It then fell onto his lap and caught on fire.

A source said: “Robert leaped from his armchair and jumped up and down, slapping his crotch and howling, ‘Oh God, I’m on fire!’ Robert had placed the pipe on a plate on the arm of the chair, but it overbalanced and plopped into his lap, scattering lit tobacco all over his pants.”

Law leapt into action and quickly extinguished the flames. Lucky for Robert, a prop flower vase was filled with water and Jude was able to put out the fire. He was not hurt thanks to his costar’s ability to extinguish crotch fires.

Source: Monsters and Critics, Photos Via: Big Pictures, Matrix