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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are busy pimping their respective films at Cannes, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t making time for some slap and tickle.
Rob walked the red carpet premiere of ‘On the Road’ solo, but he and Kristen hooked up at an after party. While they stood in the corner having a moment to themselves, he appeared to be trying to get her to smile.
Good luck with that.
The things you can do with Photoshop these days…
Someone who A) is extremely bored/sad, B) wants to see some fantastic celebrity catfight that will end with Kristen Stewart biting her lip as Nikki bobs her head and screams BRING IT ON YOU ONE NOTE TRICK! or C) is a PR genius stirring up a bit ol’ pot of relevancy, shared a fake Twitter post that sparked a feud rumor.
Here is some random celebrity mundane photos for your Monday morning martini…
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson attempted to sneak out of their hotel in France to grab some dinner. Looming paps snapped away as they left their hotel to grab some dinner.
It’s Monday morning and some of you lucky hoes get to kick it at home for President’s Day. I am about as political as I am sober, so I am shilling Sparklepants “news” instead of kicking it with my entourage (Aunt Yetta, my mother, my niece and my extremely wise transgender sidekick) at P.F. Chang’s for a liquid lunch. (Editor’s Note: Read “news” as “obvious to the rest of us but just now donning upon everyone else.)
Good ol’ Robert Pattinson is amusing us by shaving his head and joking about being a 25 year old playing a 90 year old damned to live in a 17 year old’s body for eternity. When asked about reprising his role as Edward Cullen in the ‘Twilight’ saga, he laughed and mused that his too famous established no longer needs to slum it for a paycheck old for the role…
Nothing like a shorn Sparklepants to kick off your weekend!
Robert Pattinson arrived at the press conference for ‘Bel Ami’ with a nearly bald head. The ‘Twilight’ star who makes it rain panties at premieres shaved his head. Yes, I am calling it news because somewhere out there a Twihard is Google-ing their little heart out for some Rpattz goodness and will likely end up some smut ridden site where their computer will get a virus that tubs of digital Valtrex will be able to smote the processor herpes. So, I consider this my good deed for the day.
In case you missed it, the 2012 People’s Choice Awards – hosted by ‘Big Bang Theory’s’ Kaley Cuoco – aired last night, live from the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Some of the stars and celebs in attendance: Robert Pattinson, Emma Stone, Ellen DeGeneres, Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Jason Segel, Jason Biggs, David Boreanaz, Elisha Cuthbert, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Morgan Freeman, Paul Wesley, Ashley Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Liam Hemsworth, Julianne Hough, Terrence Howard, Vanessa Hudgens, Ewan McGregor and Ian Somerhalder. Here’s what happened during the show…
Looks as if Rosalie’s dislike of Bella has boiled over into real life! Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed are not frenemies, they are downright enemies. The two were formerly best friends, but apparently Reed and Robert Pattinson, Stewart’s current boyfriend, had a fling some time ago and Stewart will “never forgive” Reed for that.
Le GASP! ESCANDALO! Robert Pattinson was seen leaving a bar with Sarah Roemer. Naturally, this equals cheating and not a matter of friendly convenience with a side benefit of being gas conscientious.
In honor of the Twihards who haven’t slept in the past week because they were vibrating with excitement over the releasing of ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn,’ here is some EW week interview goodness with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner. The trio talks about the infamous sex scene, Kristen giving Chris Hemsworth a black eye, the birth scene and Taylor’s next project.
Read into it/interpret how you like…
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
