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Let’s all put on our imagination caps and ride the train to the Land of Make Believe! The National Enquirer has another story to make your eyebrow raise in doubt and give it a big ol’ disbelieving WHUT?
According to the tab, Prince William is cheating on Kate Middleton with Pippa. I guess they got bored with trying to make the Prince Harry/Pippa hookup happen.
This is…well…creepy. Newsweek has busted out some Photoshop to create an issue dedicated to bringing Princess Diana back to life by inserting her in images next to Kate Middleton. I would insert a million tacky/tasteless/tawdry adjectives here, but I think the cover speaks for itself. (Plus I am a humble blogger so it would be like Lindsay Lohan throwing judgmental shade at the boozehound who would suck the alcohol out of a stick of deodorant.)
While every gossip mag is trying to make the Prince Harry/Pippa Middleton thing happen, the King of the Gingers has reportedly insisted he is single.
Harry is currently in OFF mode with Chelsy Davy while Pippa just broke things off with Alex Loudon. So naturally everyone is shoving these two together to create tabloid gold. (It’s the magic of the ginge.)
This is one of those stories that I, a humble blogger who is often equated with Lucifer with my little no-heart Care Bear status, find crossing the line. Much like the story of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twins’ rumored down syndrome by Enquirer. (Click HERE for a recap of that story…)
In Touch (via Jezebel is running with the cover story that Kate Middleton is “heartbroken” because the mag insists she cannot get pregnant. Girl, just got married and enjoyed her honeymoon. Isn’t it a little too soon to be attacking her with below the belt (literally) jabs.
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Star magazine is sometimes amusing with their stories. Kinda like a kid trying to shove a straw into a juice box using the non-shank end.
The mag is reporting that Kate Middleton may be pregnant with Prince William’s baby. Their wedding is just around the corner and having a baby out of wedlock would send the Queen into royal palpitations. The level of believability on this rumor is laughable, but we will go with it for shiz and giggles.
“Royal insider Christopher Wilson reveals: “She and Prince William aren’t waiting until after the wedding. There’s huge pressure on them to produce an heir to the throne. And they’ve taken so long to get started. Around the palace, people are saying she could already be pregnant.”
“Kate had originally been nervous about having morning sickness on the wedding day, but in the end, she decided not to put it off, to just leave it up to fate. In other words: THEY ARE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX. Wills and Kate would love to have a girl and are even talking about naming her after Diana.”
While I don’t doubt that she is eager to crank out a kid, it is highly unlikely Middleton is already pregnant. Reps at Buckingham Palace called the rumors “absurd” and said the pregnancy rumors are “certainly not true.”
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It’s Prince William and Kate Middleton’s official engagement portrait! Doesn’t it make your Monday morning coffee taste sweeter? Yeah, me either. (Hint: Kahlua, baileys and a shot of rum will do the trick. Don’t forget an ounce of coffee.)
This is the result of a two-hour shoot by fashion photographer Mario Testino. Really. I shouldn’t be so judgey-wudgey. I mean, nothing compares to the treasure trove of Prince Harry pictorials that I should caption and have bounded as a coffee table book. Although… then people would never leave due to the bounty of Hot Ginge. No one could possibly put down ‘Prince Harry and Puppy’ or ‘The Royal Ginge Goes Vroom Vroom!’
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Dust off your ascot and say-something hat with gigantic flower on it. Prince William and Kate Middleton have announced their wedding date. All you bridezillas getting married on Friday, April 29, 2011 better reschedule because you will be competing with Will and Kate.
Twitter made the official announcement. I am not joking. The British Monarchy has an account..BRITISHMONARCHY
“Prince William and Miss Catherine Middleton will be married on Friday 29th April 2011”
The couple’s engagement announcement also first made it’s debut on Twitter. ClarenceHouse tweeted:
“The Prince of Wales is delighted to announce the engagement of Prince William to Miss Catherine Middleton”
William and Kate will have the ceremony at Westminster Abbey. It is the church where Princess Diana’s funeral was held, Queen Elizabeth II was married, British kings and queens are crowned and where 17 monarchs are buried.
Fingers crossed this will be the Best Man….
Click HERE for photos of Kate Middleton’s Engagement Ring…
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Prince William and Kate Middleton are engaged and stories of how they met, how he proposed, whether or not the queen threw shade upon meeting Kate have flew around the net. The couple sat down and cleared up some rumors ranging from the details of the proposal to their split and reconnection.
Click HERE to see Kate’s Engagement ring…
To commemorate Valentine’s Day and the release of his new album Ringo 2012, Ringo Starr has launched a “Wonderful Valentine” contest on his Facebook. Fans can visit the contest tab on Facebook and tell one of their friends they think they are “Wonderful.” Each fan can enter to win a personalized message from Ringo Starr [...]
With the official cast announcement just a few weeks away, “Dancing With the Stars” casting rumors are running rampant. Ryan Tedder of One Republic dropped the ‘mirror’ ball on the red carpet last night at the Grammy Awards. In an interview, Ryan revealed his good friend Gavin Degraw is lined up for the next season [...]
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
