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People magazine is slumming it Star Mag style with a cover theorizing the status of a Kate Middleton’s pregnancy. The typically reliable mag delves “into Kate’s world” and ran with the pregnancy headline based on the facts that their 1 year anniversary is approaching, they put a trip to Africa on hold and their friends are crapping out kids.
Simply gratuitous Prince Ginge ahoy!
I don’t know what it is about Prince Harry, but the sight of him dancing makes me giggle and want to join him.
“Darling, shall we get our royal swerve on? Mind the white boy at the club moves, please.”
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Let’s all put on our imagination caps and ride the train to the Land of Make Believe! The National Enquirer has another story to make your eyebrow raise in doubt and give it a big ol’ disbelieving WHUT?
According to the tab, Prince William is cheating on Kate Middleton with Pippa. I guess they got bored with trying to make the Prince Harry/Pippa hookup happen.
This is…well…creepy. Newsweek has busted out some Photoshop to create an issue dedicated to bringing Princess Diana back to life by inserting her in images next to Kate Middleton. I would insert a million tacky/tasteless/tawdry adjectives here, but I think the cover speaks for itself. (Plus I am a humble blogger so it would be like Lindsay Lohan throwing judgmental shade at the boozehound who would suck the alcohol out of a stick of deodorant.)
While every gossip mag is trying to make the Prince Harry/Pippa Middleton thing happen, the King of the Gingers has reportedly insisted he is single.
Harry is currently in OFF mode with Chelsy Davy while Pippa just broke things off with Alex Loudon. So naturally everyone is shoving these two together to create tabloid gold. (It’s the magic of the ginge.)
This is one of those stories that I, a humble blogger who is often equated with Lucifer with my little no-heart Care Bear status, find crossing the line. Much like the story of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twins’ rumored down syndrome by Enquirer. (Click HERE for a recap of that story…)
In Touch (via Jezebel is running with the cover story that Kate Middleton is “heartbroken” because the mag insists she cannot get pregnant. Girl, just got married and enjoyed her honeymoon. Isn’t it a little too soon to be attacking her with below the belt (literally) jabs.
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Star magazine is sometimes amusing with their stories. Kinda like a kid trying to shove a straw into a juice box using the non-shank end.
The mag is reporting that Kate Middleton may be pregnant with Prince William’s baby. Their wedding is just around the corner and having a baby out of wedlock would send the Queen into royal palpitations. The level of believability on this rumor is laughable, but we will go with it for shiz and giggles.
“Royal insider Christopher Wilson reveals: “She and Prince William aren’t waiting until after the wedding. There’s huge pressure on them to produce an heir to the throne. And they’ve taken so long to get started. Around the palace, people are saying she could already be pregnant.”
“Kate had originally been nervous about having morning sickness on the wedding day, but in the end, she decided not to put it off, to just leave it up to fate. In other words: THEY ARE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX. Wills and Kate would love to have a girl and are even talking about naming her after Diana.”
While I don’t doubt that she is eager to crank out a kid, it is highly unlikely Middleton is already pregnant. Reps at Buckingham Palace called the rumors “absurd” and said the pregnancy rumors are “certainly not true.”
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It’s Prince William and Kate Middleton’s official engagement portrait! Doesn’t it make your Monday morning coffee taste sweeter? Yeah, me either. (Hint: Kahlua, baileys and a shot of rum will do the trick. Don’t forget an ounce of coffee.)
This is the result of a two-hour shoot by fashion photographer Mario Testino. Really. I shouldn’t be so judgey-wudgey. I mean, nothing compares to the treasure trove of Prince Harry pictorials that I should caption and have bounded as a coffee table book. Although… then people would never leave due to the bounty of Hot Ginge. No one could possibly put down ‘Prince Harry and Puppy’ or ‘The Royal Ginge Goes Vroom Vroom!’
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As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
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Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
