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Ryan Gosling unleashes one HEY GIRL onto the world and panties ran down the legs of every straight woman in a 3 mile radius. Just a fun fact.
When he isn’t breaking up New York street fights, healing the blind by removing his shirt and making me consider bearing his children…Gosling is saving people’s lives. According to Laurie Penny, a British journalist, he saved her from possible walking in front of death…
Before your loins wither away, sobbing with grief, this “news” comes from In Touch. The magazine claims that Ryan Gosling is ready to propose to Eva Mendes.
The print edition is running on complete assumption. Their “sources” claim that Ryan is ready to marry Mendes after secretly dating for several months. They haven’t confirmed their relationship, but have displayed PDA on several dates. In September they turned heads at Disneyland, were spotted kissing in October and strolled through France in November. (This reminds me of an old card I once found in Uncle Wilberforce’s attic. It was entitled “The Week of Love.” Monday for meeting. Tuesday for talking. Wednesday for wishing. Thursday for touching. Friday, for some odd reason, had been blacked out with marker.)
Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are still dating and being all couple-y. Eva hid her Sloth from Goonies ears (it’s the one flaw on her entire body so I am focusing on it with envy fueled hatred) with a giant floppy hat while Ryan sailed along the streets of France glowing with the light of a thousand hipster fairies.
Remember when you were expecting Ryan Gosling giving you sexy time eyes from the cover of People mag’s Sexiest Man Alive issue and all you got was Bradley Cooper giving you Hair Club for Men results photo smile? I hope so because that mess just happened yesterday.
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes were photographed kissing while out and about in L.A. this weekend. They were rumored to be dating after they enjoyed a day at Disneyland.
Ryan Gosling has kept a DUI arrest secret – until now. Back in 2005 he was arrested for alleged ‘driving under the influence’ but he got off the charge and has been slapped with “exhibiting speed” instead. Remarkably it took six years for the case to be settled.
Despite wearing man-pris, Ryan Gosling strolled up to an oddly placed fight in the street and whipped out his gun show to stop the madness. Tag this with a REMAINS SEXY WHILE DOING SO.
Some girls were filming two guys fighting in the street while a crowd of other men tried to intervene, but failed to stop the brawling. Gosling walks up, drops his bag of whatever celebrities buy and separates the men.
The older gentleman carrying the painting was accused of stealing the artwork from the man wrestling him in the street. All involved were said to have dispersed after that and no one was hurt.
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Olivia Wilde has been relatively mum on the subject of her divorce, but she finally talks about splitting from her Italian Prince in Glamour mag (via Popeater). While she doesn’t mention Ryan Gosling’s lusciousness, it’s all I could think of when she mentioned “doing incredible things.”
Justin Timberlake and Olivia Wilde are now free to sew their wild oats and ho stroll until their heels are tired and busted. Olivia filed for divorce from her Italian Prince husband in March while Justin finally hit the ESC button on Jessica Biel less than a month ago.
Wilde was said to be dating Ryan Gosling after being photographed flirting with him at a Golden Globes after party (Click HERE for those pics…) and being caught holding hands while on a date at an aquarium. Now Olivia and Justin are rumored to be more than just co-stars.
According to witnesses who squealed to People, they hit up The Roxbury on Saturday night and spent the entire night in each other’s company. They weren’t shy about flirting and “snuggling” in the VIP section. Around 1 a.m. they moved to the patio so Justin could listen to some hip hop. After a few more hours of drinking vodka and doting on each other, they left together around 3 a.m.
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