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Scarlett Johansson moved on post divorce with water damaged leather duffel bag filled with eye roll inducing opinions and a used car salesman’s haircut (read as Sean Penn if you are a skimmer). Ryan Reynolds is reportedly moving on with nearly 6 feet of leggy blonde who probably has more penis jokes than Seth Macfarlane and utters things like, “Anything fried I’ll take. Are you kidding me? I will fry my shoe and eat it.”
The gossip mags are still trying to make this happen. In Touch is running with a story that Scarlett Johansson and Justin Timberlake are hooking up in some torrid and “steamy affair.”
They tried to make the Justin/Johansson rumor work like last season’s Cole Haan pumps back in January. The National Enquirer insisted that ScarJo was consoling herself with some JT during her divorce. (Click HERE for that drama…)
Aw, now there is a bit of creepy I am going to miss poking fun at. Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have split according to a source who blabbed to People.
Reps for both Scarlett and Sean have given the old IMMA NOT TELLIN’ while waving questions about their relationship away. The source insists that Scarlett has packed up her skinny jeans and exited stage left. No rumored reason accompanied the split story, but I am guessing it probably has something to do with finding Penn face down in a Russian hooker.
I tried to word the title about 10 different ways, but this coupling will always trip my ICKY reflex.
Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were reportedly dry humping during the White House Correspondence Dinner on Saturday night. Page Six said Scarlett was sitting on Penn’s lap like an Atlantic City trick trying to get some random big winner named Big Doc to buy her a lobster dinner. Us Weekly goes a step further and reported that they were enjoying an “intense” make out session during dinner before taking it outside.
Get out the You in Danger Girl! tag. Scarlett Johansson is already feeling the wrath of Sean Penn.
According to Star (via ONTD), paps weren’t the only ones to notice Scarlett’s weight gain. (And by weight gain, it’s like 2 pounds and she was in mid-stride. No one looks good while running post burrito indulgence. Click HERE for those pics…) The mag reports Penn and Johansson had a screaming match over her vices.
You may be scratching your head in wonder as Scarlett Johansson has moved in with Sean Penn.
They started dating shortly after Scarjo and Ryan Reynolds split in December. At first it appeared to be a few friendly meetings, but it soon grew into an obvious romance. Penn and Johansson then went public with rumored relationship at Reese Witherspoon’s wedding. Yesterday she even faced pregnancy rumors after photos of her and Sean jogging gave her the appearance of a baby bump. (Click HERE for Scarlett Johansson’s ‘Baby Bump’ Photos…)
Since the divorce, she has been living in an upscale hotel. That has all changed as Scarlett slowly moved in with Penn.
“Relocating from her temporary digs at a West Hollywood hotel, the recently divorced 26-year-old “has essentially moved in over the last few weeks,” the source says. And now that the actress and Penn, 50, share the same roof after months of furtive sightings at hotspots in Hollywood, Mexico and beyond, “they just stay home” whenever they can.”
It’s not the creepy 24 year age difference that bothers me or the fact that he is incredibly unattractive so much as his lady beating past. Maybe the lack of seeing Ryan Reynolds naked on a regular basis has made her go insane.
Reese Witherspoon may have tied the knot over the weekend, but it wasn’t her “I dos” or her wedding gown that stole the spotlight. Scarlett Johansson is making news of her own by attending Witherspoon’s nuptials to Hollywood agent Jim Toth with Sean Penn as her plus one. The couple was rumored to have gone on a romantic getaway a few weeks back to Mexico but now it seems things have gotten a little more serious with them. Actually, when ScarJo was photographed with her foot in Penn’s lap, things became a little more clear, but that’s neither here nor there.
Scarlett and Sean had been rumored to be dating for awhile now, but going to the wedding on Saturday together the two made it official. According to Hollywood etiquette showing up together at an A-list wedding together is a huge step. Scarlett – who announced her separation from husband Ryan Reynolds last year after two years of marriage – is allegedly completely smitten with Sean and wants everyone to know they are dating.
Per PopEater:
“Scarlett is Jim’s client, but no one, including the bride, knew she would have turned up with Sean Penn,” a friend of Scarlett’s tells me. “Turning up at a wedding with your boyfriend is definitely a huge statement, especially that wedding. What it’s doing is announcing to the whole of Hollywood that they are serious.”
Their reps are keeping remarkably quiet about the alleged lovers relationship but rumors say they’re due to visit Haiti together sometime in the spring where Sean has been actively involved in relief assistance following the earthquake in 2010. Sean is super talented, but I wouldn’t call him sexy. He’s decent looking, but I think I just can’t seem to get the image of him playing Spicoli in ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High‘ out of my head. Clearly the 24-year age difference doesn’t faze them and they appear to be genuinely happy together, but how do you go from Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn?!
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Every mag is jumping on the circus pony that is the Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel break up story. Justin had been rumored to be cheating on Biel for years. There were even a few repeat mistresses that he reportedly hooked up with behind her back along with multiple barflies. Us Weekly compiled some of his rumored bouts of infidelity.
List of Who Justin Timberlake Cheated With:
Kate Hudson – Justin and Kate reportedly hooked up in December of 2009. This was before Hudson finally broke off relations with Alex Rodriguez. Goldie Hawn was also said to be trying to set up a “friendly date” between her daughter and JT. (Click HERE for those details…)
Olivia Munn – This is one hook up I believe happened. He was linked to her on multiple occasions and this rumor made it’s rounds on several different occasion. Most convincing story was that Justin told Munn that he and Biel were breaking up and hoped to see more of Olivia. Friends squealed about this just a few weeks before the announcement came that Justin and Jessica officially broke up. (Click HERE for those details…)
Rihanna – They did, they didn’t. Multiple stories ran that Rihanna and Justin hooked up while shooting their video for “Rehab.” A blind item ran in NY Daily News that fit their affair rumor at Fashion Week. Then they reportedly were sexting each other “non-stop” after the 2009 VMA’s. (Click HERE for those details…)
Go-Go Dancer – Photos accompany this story. Justin was snapped getting extremely close with a curly haired and scantily clad dancer at Tao. Later he was seen taking her and another dancer back to his hotel suite. (Click HERE for those details…)
A barfly – Justin merely has to walk into a bar and women swarm looking to get a piece of the action. A source spilled to Us, ““He found her Southern accent irresistible, the woman bragged to a friend, also revealing that she picked him up, and that he was an amazing kisser. According to the source, she and Timberlake dashed off to her apartment around the corner for a quick interlude, then he returned to the bar to rejoin his friends.”
Another barfly as witnessed by Lindsay Lohan – In spring of 2009 Lindsay Lohan claimed to have witnessed Justin making out with a brunette at Avenue. She tried to covertly call him out by Tweeting “…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?” Of course, Lindsay might have drunk/high/confused and actually saw well dressed lesbian kiss a friend hello. This one you have to base on how much you trust Lohan. (Click HERE for those details…)
Rumored But NOT Likely True:
Mila Kunis – They just cranked out “Friends With Benefits” and the rumors of their hook up are coinciding with the film’s press wagon. Too coincidental. Mila’s friends also insist that while they have great chemistry, Kunis did not indulge in an affair with Justin. It wasn’t from a lack of trying by Timberlake though. Sources said he threw out every hint that he was open for a hook up. (Click HERE for those details…)
Ciara – She had little interest beyond their collaboration for “Love, Sex, Magic.” However the rumors still flew. Most likely to heat up interest in the video.
Scarlett Johansson – They were rumored to be getting “hot and heavy” just before ScarJo fell for Ryan Reynolds. Since her divorce from Ryan she has been reportedly dating Sean Penn. (Click HERE for those details…)
Looks like the rumors about Scarlett Johansson and Jason Sudeikis have fizzled. Red Carpet photogs captured Johansson getting quite cozy with Jeremy Renner as they strutted down the red carpet of the Academy Awards arm-in-arm and caused a snap-shot frenzy, although each came with different dates. (Renner took his mom and Johansson came with her talent agent Joe Machota).
Per Fox News:
The “Hurt Locker” star made a beeline for Johansson on the red carpet at the 83rd Academy Awards Sunday night, and the two spent some quality time lightly touching one another and making chit chat amidst the crush of Hollywood heavies.
The two laughed and smiled for the cameras, and definitely seemed like they were more than friends. So are they or aren’t they? That remains to be seen. She and Ryan Reynolds called it quits late last year, so it’s quite possible that it’s true.
Click here to find out who dropped the F-Bomb at last night’s awards!
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Does Sean Penn have cotton candy flavored nipples and a secret farm of unicorn ponies? His appeal to gorgeous women baffles me. Click HERE for a walk down memory lane when he was reportedly hooking up with Natalie Portman…
Us is reporting that Penn is wooing Scarlett Johansson. Their “fling” has been going on since January and started at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont. (All the fun stuff happens there.)
“Their first hook-up was in Scarlett’s Bungalow. Scarlett first reached out to Sean when she was planning to visit Haiti with Oxfam,” says the source. “She knew Sean was living there in a tent and turned to him for advice. Scarlett’s smitten with him.”
Really? Talk of natural disasters and tragedy isn’t exactly the sexiest conversation. Penn does love to stand on his soap box so maybe Scarjo likes his mustache rides. A rep said that Sean hasn’t gone near her client’s lady bits and the rumors are not true.
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