Miley Cyrus Joins ‘Sex and the City’ Cast

DO NOT WANT!

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Seriously, I am praying to the goddess of common sense to justify this horrid rumor with ample amounts of male nudity in the film. Miley Cyrus is said to be begging for a role in the next installment of the “Sex and the City” films. Delusions suggest that the “Hannah Montana” star would share screen time with Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Kim Cattrall and Cynthia Nixon.

Via Gossip Girls:

“Miley sees this as a transition from teen stardom to more adult roles,” said one source.

And how do the famous “Sex and the City” girls feel about it?

“We’re all wondering how long it will take Kim to have Miley knocking back Cosmos and ogling all the men. Seriously though, all the girls are excited to have Miley on board.”

I am not buying this and call BS. While I don’t doubt that she is dying to be S&TC, I do doubt the validity of producers actually entertaining the idea. It would be like having drag queens at a tractor pull. Seriously, what experience does she have to share? We all know this girl is a pack of Trojans away from sex tape, but I really don’t want to hear her tales of giving skycaps a handy in exchange for Starbucks. Nor do I wish to explain what snowballing or a Birmingham Booty Call is to 14 year old sitting next to me in the theater.

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Victoria Beckham Joins Cast of ‘Sex and the City’ Sequel

I have a love/hate relationship with Vicky. I hate that I love her and her ridiculous rich for no reason asset.

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It is no surprise that Victoria Beckham has reportedly landed a role in the second “Sex and the City” film. The former Spice Girl has been taking acting lessons to aid in her attempt to score a role in the sequel. Rumor has it that Posh was offered a role in the first movie but had to turn it down.

Per Daily News:

“She really wanted to be in the last movie but wasn’t able to take part because of her commitments with the Spice Girls,” a source said. “This time she’s keen to take part.”

From what I hear, she has the part but an official deal is still being ironed out. A role in the film will do wonders of her attempt a career in acting. Beckham already has her Spice Girls movie and a cameo on “Ugly Betty” on her resume.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Twins’ Names

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Ugh…I apologizing now. This shiz I am passing as news is all we have this morning cause Hollywood has decided to panties on, stay sober and keep it mundane this morning. So without further delay…I give you Sarah Jessica Parker’s twins girls’ names.

Per People:

“The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon,” the couple say in a statement confirming earlier reports. Born at 3:58 p.m., Marion Loretta Elwell weighed 5 lbs., 11 oz, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 lbs. “Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side.”

Start crossing your fingers someone shaves their head will drunk and beats up their lover with a dildo circa “Cops.”

Cynthia Nixon Engaged

“Sex and the City” star Cynthia Nixon is engaged. The actress announced her engagement to her girlfriend of 6 years, Christine Marinoni. She made the announcement while speaking Sunday during an Action=Marriage Equality in mid-town Manhattan.

I wonder what Kim Cattrall will bring to the shower?

Via the Huffington Post:

“Nixon was joined at the rally not by her fiancee, to whom she became engaged last month, but by her ‘Sex and the City’ costar Kristin Davis, David Hyde Pierce and New York Governor David Paterson.”

Nixon has two children from a previous relationship that lasted over a decade with a man. She came out as a lesbian shortly after meeting Marioni, known as ‘Rojo Caliente’ here at Hollywood Dame.

We look forward to receiving our invitation in the mail.

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Impregnated Someone

Don’t you just love scandal? Too bad there is none in this story. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are expecting twins.

Of course Sarah Jessica isn’t knocked up. When you are rich people do that for you. A surrogate was called in to carry the babies on behalf of the couple. A rep confirmed that SJP and Matty Cakes are having twin girls.

Via People:

“[They are] happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed.”

No official word on why they opted for a surrogate. I am guessing at their age pregnancy comes with more risks. Parker is 44 and Broderick is 47. This pregnancy announcement follows reports that Matt has been tapping some strange on a regular basis (see that story by clicking HERE.) Regardless, they have been trying to conceive.

Per EW:

“They had a lot of unsuccessful tries,” says the friend. “They came to the conclusion that this was going to be the best alternative for expanding their family.” The couple turned to a surrogate — whose name and place of residence have not been disclosed — last year. “They’re over the moon and excited as any prospective parents would be,” says the friend. “Their life is about to get a lot busier.”

The Brodericks share a son, James Wilke, who is 6 years old. They have been trying for nearly two years. Recently they stepped out in a show of unity and SJP couldn’t keep her hands off Matty, while he looked like he was searching for an exit and giving the camera his “HELP ME” eyes.

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Divorce

It’s reportedly a done deal. Carrie Bradshaw and Ferris Bueller are calling it quits.

Our friends over at Celebrity Smack had the news confirmed through a reliable West Village source in New York. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are divorcing after 12 years of marriage.

Parker and Broderick have been rumored to be on the road to splitting up for nearly a year. In January of this year the “Sex and the City” starlet was allegedly shopping for a new home after she caught her husband cheating.(See that full story by clicking here.) Broderick was said to be doodling a youth counselor. SJP tried to make it work for the sake of their 6 year old son, James Wilke.

Sad, very sad. Let’s just hope Parker doesn’t go Madonna crazy and shack up with some teenager who doesn’t speak English and loves telemundo.

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‘Sex and the City’ Release Date Confirmed

Time for me to break out my Manolo Blahnik’s again–I am going to be getting more sex! “Sex and the City” that is!! Carrie, Samantha, Charolette and Miranda are going to be at a theatre near you on May 28, 2010, according to Variety.

Its biggest competition will the “Prince of Persia” game to movie film starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Ben Kingsley, and apparently some untitled romantic comedy starring our favorite Drama Queen Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher (really?? REALLY??). So, obviously NO competition for this movie.

The bigger question in my mind is that the series as centered on Carrie’s romantic misfires, with Big, Aiden and Petrovski. With Carrie being married and happily settled, will this sequel have the same feel as the TV show and first movie? I am skeptical but willing to be open minded. Maybe the producers could send me some designer handbags and shoes. My skepticism seems to disappear with free swag. Just sayin’.

‘Sex and the City’ Sequel Confirmed!

For all you fans of SATC you can scream in delight as it has FINALLY been confirmed that a sequel to the “Sex and the City” film is going to happen. Currently, Michael Patrcik King is penning a script and has all the ladies signed.

Via E! Online:

“SATC writer-director Michael Patrick King confirms the scoop! In an exclusive statement, King says, “I’m very excited to work with these amazing actresses again and would love to give everyone more information about the sequel…but I’m busy with my ‘Sex’ life.”

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis—and writer-director Michael Patrick King have signed on officially and the ink is barely dry. The deal was reportedly finalized yesterday afternoon.

So mark your calendars for a summer 2010 release date.

Britney Spears to Star in Sex and the City Sequel ?!?!

Britney Spears is reportedly up to join Sarah Jessica Parker on the “Sex and the City” sequel. Parker is interested in having the troubled singer join the cast in the next film version of the HBO series. The success of the first film has catapulted rumors of a sequel despite the lack of a script. However, according to latest reports the film has already gotten a green light. SJP has been throwing ideas around that involve Spears.

Via MTV UK:

Sarah Jessica told friends: “My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes.”

There is no way in hell this will happen. Rivers will dry up and Amy Winehouse will give up blow and find Jesus before this happens. Unless she is going to be Parker’s replacement stunt mole….I won’t believe it until I see her on screen in couture talking about no-no’s with Kim Cattrall.

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Kim Cattrall Confirms Sex and the City Sequel

Huzzah! My hero, Samantha Jones, has confirmed a second “Sex and the City” film is in the works. During an interview on the “The Paul O’Grady Show” Kim Cattrall told guest host, Spice Girl Mel B, that there will be more sex in the big city.

Asked on the Channel 4 program: “Will there be a sequel?”, Kim replied: “Yes there will. We will do the sequel next summer. It has been difficult getting everybody who’s so incredibly busy all together at the same time.”

The rumor of another film has been swirling since the success of the long await return to the lives of Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha and Miranda. Sarah Jessica Parker gave hints to a looming return to the big screen version of her bread and butter. She and the writer for the film, Michael Patrick King, have had several conversations about it.

Yay! Bust out your “I’m a Carrie” t-shirts!

[The Sun]