I hope Lindsay Lohan has a plan B when it comes to reinventing herself as serious actress who rose above snorting the coke of the cracks of Paris Hilton’s car seats and drinking a bottle of Tilex in rehab. You know…just to take the edge off.
[Lindsay Lohan SNL Monologue VIDEO]
Lohan’s SNL gig didn’t wow us, although I think she should be given credit for showing up without having to propped up on a chair while some intern scrubs artichoke dip and vomit out of her hair. Her monologue was the only mention her of trouble riddled life with cast members checking for signs of drunkery. Kenan Thompson came out and checked her eyes and provided the one and only moment I laughed out loud by adding, “I’ll save you the trouble of checking mine. I’ve been stoned since ‘Good Burger.’
Here are some of the skits that Lindsay tried to milk a laugh out of…












