Lindsay Lohan Bombs on SNL – VIDEOS

I hope Lindsay Lohan has a plan B when it comes to reinventing herself as serious actress who rose above snorting the coke of the cracks of Paris Hilton’s car seats and drinking a bottle of Tilex in rehab. You know…just to take the edge off.

[Lindsay Lohan SNL Monologue VIDEO]

Lohan’s SNL gig didn’t wow us, although I think she should be given credit for showing up without having to propped up on a chair while some intern scrubs artichoke dip and vomit out of her hair. Her monologue was the only mention her of trouble riddled life with cast members checking for signs of drunkery. Kenan Thompson came out and checked her eyes and provided the one and only moment I laughed out loud by adding, “I’ll save you the trouble of checking mine. I’ve been stoned since ‘Good Burger.’

Here are some of the skits that Lindsay tried to milk a laugh out of…

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Zac Efron Dropped Condom at ‘The Lorax’ to Woo Nicole Kidman – VIDEO

Zac Efron dropped a condom at the premiere of ‘The Lorax’ because, well, he is Zac Efron… a sex crazed beast who doesn’t care about being at the premiere of a children’s movie and condoms are probably inappropriate. Again, I jest. I have no room to talk as I once brought Franzia to my niece’s 3rd birthday party after I was asked to pick up some juices boxes. I probably would have take the condom and made balloon animals for the tots.

Anyway, Matt Lauer blushed and giggled like a school girl when talking about the prophylactic incident…

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Dancing with the Stars 2012, Season 14 CAST LIST

Let’s see who will be squeezing into $200 worth of rhinestones and rolling in body glitter on season 14 of ‘Dancing With the Stars.’

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AnnaSophia Robb is the New Carrie Bradshaw

Because Hollywood hasn’t beat the dead horse of ‘Sex and the City’ enough, a new tv show is in the works. The CW has cast its lead in the prequel to the HBO money wagon.

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Lindsay Lohan Will Play Elizabeth Taylor ?!

Billy Bush says so. Let’s hope Billy is suffering from a bad case of verbal diarrhea or living in a dimension where Lindsay Lohan doesn’t gobble bottles of Grey Goose and snort enough cocaine that would blanket L.A. in two feet of white powder while thieving necklaces.

Access Hollywood claims that Lohan has be given the role of Elizabeth Taylor in the made for tv movie, ‘Elizabeth & Richard: A Love Story,’ due to air on Lifetime. I bet Marilyn Monroe welcomes a break from this crackie crapping on her grave, but the rest of us are throwing a bunch of WHUT? at this…

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Janet Jackson the Next ‘X-Factor’ Judge ?!

Could the rumors be true? Is “Ms. Jackson (if your nasty)” be heading for the judges chair on Simon Cowell’s “X-Factor?” We all know that there are two seats to fill on the show, and we all know that Simon wants whoever is sitting in those chairs to have major star power! So I guess if you’re gonna go big… you might as well go BIG!

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Justin Timberlake as Bon Iver on ‘SNL’- VIDEO

After Whitney Houston was laid to rest, Bobby Brown bailed before the funeral before it even started and Kevin Costner schooled everyone on how to do a eulogy, we all sought solace in SNL. Well, most of us. I was sailor hunting. Long story.

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Lindsay Lohan to Host SNL

This is going to end well. Lindsay Lohan is going to bathe, exfoliate, brush her teeth, slap on some red lipstick after throwing back a shot of Irish Mist and attempt to keep her shiz together long enough to host Saturday Night Live.

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Spoiler Alert: Find Out Who Bachelor Ben Flajnik Picks!

We’re getting down the end of the season of “The Bachelor” on ABC. Although this season isn’t set to end until next month sources have spilled some really big details. The Big question – Did Bachelor Ben Flajnik find love? The answer is yes and we know who the lucky lady is! Once his final choice is revealed he is going to drop down to one knee.

So who did Ben pick?

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Gavin DeGraw on ‘Dancing With The Stars’ ?!

With the official cast announcement just a few weeks away, “Dancing With the Stars” casting rumors are running rampant. Ryan Tedder of One Republic dropped the ‘mirror’ ball on the red carpet last night at the Grammy Awards. In an interview, Ryan revealed his good friend Gavin Degraw is lined up for the next season of DWTS.

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