Cristiano Ronaldo To Replace David Beckham

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Was the person who made this decision high as a kite? Italian fashion designer Armani says soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo will model underwear and jeans in a new worldwide advertising campaign, replacing current model David Beckham, in their spring-summer 2010 collection. *Blankly Stares* Yes, I can’t believe what my eyes are reading either… Beckham stripped down for Emporio Armani last year. He has also posed for the brand with his wife Victoria and the two currently head the Emporio Armani autumn/winter underwear campaign.

Per EiTB:

“This time it’s the turn of the international media’s favourite footballer; one that plays for Real Madrid, drinks champagne with Paris Hilton in Los Angeles and sails his boat around the Mediterranean,” concludes La Gazzeta.

Who’s idea of a joke was it to hire this greaseball? Ronaldo will be feature on billboards for Armani’s younger clothes section in all of Europe’s major cities as of February next year, with the advertising campaign will most likely taking place in Milan. This isn’t the fist time Ronaldo has replaced Beckham; he also replaced him in the United team in 2003 after Beckham signed for Real. But don’t feel bad for Beckham just yet — He is currently developing his own Beckham-branded men’s underwear line, hoping to launch by fall 2010, so his days of half naked billboards are far from over!

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Jennifer Lopez has Hissy-Fit Birthday

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Here’s a little bit of advice – if you ever are lucky enough to receive an invitation to any kind of party from Jennifer Lopez, by all means please make sure you arrive on time! Lopez, who entered the shindig to Sarah Vaughan’s “Whatever Lola Wants,” re-claimed her spot at the top of the Diva-List during a surprise 40th birthday bash this weekend when she “threw a fit” and became visibly upset and embarrassed at the guests who were arriving late.

Per NY Daily News:

“Jennifer’s party was very intimate, and there were a noticeable amount of empty seats when the dinner started. Jennifer was really irritated. She was fuming because people were late, and complained about it really loudly to Marc,” said one partygoers. “Javier Munoz was the only person who gave advance notice that he was going to be late, because he was doing a show on Saturday night. But the others had no excuse. Being late is the height of rudeness, and guests were still arriving at midnight.”

Midnight? You can bet little miss ‘Jenny from the block’ was none too pleased about this! Singer Alicia Keys and boyfriend Swiss Beats were among the late attendees – so I wouldn’t count on an invite for them next time! Lopez was also said to be upset over best friends Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes not attending – instead, they reportedly were too busy hanging out with David and Victoria Beckham. Oooooo sick burn!

Despite her childish behavior, Lopez managed to put her big girl panties back on and she and her guests made the most out of the evening, drinking champagne and partying until after 4am. Husband Marc Anthony even got up on stage to sing his wife a song in Spanish, which had her bursting into happy tears.

Aw, how sweet *gags* Hmmm… No mention on if bff and fellow Scientologist Leah Remini attended…

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Tom Cruise Parties With David Beckham

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So what did David Beckham do after he was boo’ed during return to his LA Galaxy soccer team? No, he didn’t stop by my house (which, in light of what really happened, would have been a better decision for him), instead he hit up Hollywood hot-spot Hyde with wife Victoria and little person Tom Cruise.

Apparently, poor emaciated Victoria was a little put-off by her husband’s bromance with the Scientology spokesman. She sat cross-legged and pouted most of the evening while Becks and Cruise danced around taking pictures with half-naked ladies…I mean fans. She was probably hungry.

Via Radar:

“Our spies say [Victoria] wouldn’t even look at him! David didn’t seem to notice, or even care. He and Cruise then grabbed a body guard and pushed their way through the packed crowd to get to the bar to get some more cocktails. Our sources say that’s when Becks grabbed a girl’s behind! The girl looked at him in shock, but he kept walking.”

I am not sure I buy this. In my mind, if Beck’s grabbed someone’s asset, it would turn to gold instantly, and I have found no reports of anyone heading to Cedars-Siani to have their golden rump removed.

Cruise wasn’t seen grabbing anything. This is likely because he spent most of the night looking for his ego which was clearly overshadowed by the Beckhams’.

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David Beckham Won’t Do Angelina Jolie, He Has Standards

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David Beckham is all about Armani and showing off billboards that feature his bulge while he does something sweaty like sit ups. Recently he and his wifey, Victoria Beckham, both posed in the label’s underwear ad together. The Armani brand saw a jump in sales after David’s most recent underwear campaign (click here to see those photos) and the brand is expecting the same increase in sales after the duo’s new advertisements lure you to buy new panties.

Now, rumors are running amok that Angelina Jolie has agreed to join the Armani train and pose with David for a new take on the campaign. The word is that deal was pending a stamp of approval by their significant others. Brad Pitt and Victoria Beckham were to have the final say in whether or not the add would happen. Any further rumors as to the Jolie/Beckham Armani ad have been squashed by David.

Via OK!:

“I don’t think that’s true. I definitely don’t think that’s true. Think it’s something put out in the press. She’s an amazing person and so is Brad Pitt. They’re an incredible couple – got an amazing family. You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.”

Wait…do they actually get to have sexy times while doing a photo shoot? Or is it just standard in Angie’s contracts that she gets to play with the fun-noodle of any hot co-stars?

Quoteables:

Celebitchy: “Uh… so are we still talking about Armani fragrances then? Or is Becks just riffing on how Posh wouldn’t let him get within ten feet of Angelina’s vagina?”

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Victoria Beckham Joins Cast of ‘Sex and the City’ Sequel

I have a love/hate relationship with Vicky. I hate that I love her and her ridiculous rich for no reason asset.

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It is no surprise that Victoria Beckham has reportedly landed a role in the second “Sex and the City” film. The former Spice Girl has been taking acting lessons to aid in her attempt to score a role in the sequel. Rumor has it that Posh was offered a role in the first movie but had to turn it down.

Per Daily News:

“She really wanted to be in the last movie but wasn’t able to take part because of her commitments with the Spice Girls,” a source said. “This time she’s keen to take part.”

From what I hear, she has the part but an official deal is still being ironed out. A role in the film will do wonders of her attempt a career in acting. Beckham already has her Spice Girls movie and a cameo on “Ugly Betty” on her resume.

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Ricky Gervais Offers Barack Obama Paris Hilton, Victoria Beckham Trade

If you are like me (and you should be, because I am pretty awesome), then you love Ricky Gervais. Not only is he the brilliant mind behind the American version of “The Office,” but he also spearheaded the hilarious HBO show, “Extras” after demonstrating he ended the run of the UK version of “The Office” (which, in my opinion, was even funnier than our version here in the states).

Ricky has now taken to his official blog to issue a letter to our new President Barak Obama. In the letter, Ricky reveals his disgust of the fact that Paris Hilton is currently residing in his London neighborhood while shooting her show “Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend” for ITV2.

In his letter, he proposes a ‘trade’ with our new Prez:

“Mr. President. We are not stupid. This is clearly a retaliatory strike for Posh Spice moving to LA. I know it, and you know it, so let’s cut the ‘it’s a free country’ nonsense and come to some agreement. I propose an exchange.”

Gervais continues the hilarity by suggesting him and Obama set Hilton and Beckham up in New York and switch their limos thus returning both to their native countries.

On behalf of all Americans I would like to say that we do not accept this request Mr. Gervais. You can keep Paris until she finds her best friend, or until the entire British population ends up at the free clinic getting treated for crabs. Whichever comes first. My money is on the crabs.

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Victoria Beckham Giorgio Armani Ads – Photos

The same day that Katie Holmes busts out her ads for Miu Miu, Victoria Beckham undresses for Giorgio Armani.

The Beckhams are BFF with Armani and Vicky follows in the steps of her husband, David Beckham. The ball player did an underwear ad for the men’s campaign. Rumors followed his freakishly well groomed no-no area, stating he was “digitally enhanced” for the ads. Posh Spice denied the enhancement and then checked her makeup in his shining crotch.

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