New Music Friday – Kip Moore

Nashville singer/songwriter Kip Moore recently released his single “Somethin’ ‘Bout a Truck” to both critical and fan acclaim. The video has nearly four million hits on YouTube and the track is rising quickly through the country singles charts (currently in the top 25), with journalists lauding his originality and passion – some are even comparing him to Bruce Springsteen:

“For years, I have been searching for the missing link between blue-collar rock and country music,” says noted journalist Robert K. Oermann, who writes for Music Row magazine. “This year, I think I have heard it. His name is Kip Moore… the roaring, propulsive performances on his debut album sound like signposts on the highway to some Southern-fried Born to Run.”

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Gisele Bundchen Blames Patriots Receivers for Super Bowl Loss – VIDEO

Gisele Bundchen is throwing shade at the Patriots receivers for a couple of incomplete passes that might have cost the Pats the game. Strike that. She isn’t throwing shade. She is throwing the New England team under the bus and then hitting the gas before stopping, putting it reverse and flooring it again.

After Tom Brady suffered a loss on the field, Gisele had a few choice four letter words for her husband’s co-workers…

“You (have) to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball,” she is heard saying. “My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

Wes Welker, Deion Branch and Aaron Hernandez all dropped passes during the game and it sounds like Gis will be crossing them off her Christmas card list.

Seriously. Gisele did her part in this. She activated the mass e-mail prayer network and made Tommy his bubble gum flavored protein shake. This is an injustice! How will he afford the new custom built treehouse complete with water slide that connects to his $20 million mansion? There is just too much injustice in the world!

Kelly Clarkson Singing the ‘National Anthem’ 2012 Super Bowl – VIDEO

Kelly Clarkson sang the National Anthem and didn’t screw up the lyrics. Score one for sobriety.

Kelly sang a tame and respectful version of the tune that Christina Aguilera put a thousand ohhh ahhhh whoooooeeeee on before burping out the wrong words because she was still buzzing from the vodka she gobbled down in the limo was so moved. I digress, Xtina is a delicious version of Paula Abdul that can actually belt out a tune. Every tipsy antic is a bag full of smiles.

More Super Bowl Fun including:

Madonna’s Half Time Show featuring M.I.A.’s middle finger – HERE

Best of the 2012 Super Bowl Commercials – HERE

Super Bowl Half Time Show with Madonna 2012 – VIDEO

Madonna never ceases to deliver a show wrapped in gold lame, dipped in virgin sweat, adorned with leather and sent off into space powered by crotch thrusts. The veteran flapped her jaws to a couple of tracks including ‘Vogue,’ ‘Music,’ ‘Like and Prayer’ and her new song ‘Give Me All Your Luvin.’

The Super Bowl half time show was tarnished with Janet Jackson’s floppy boob in 2004. M.I.A. delivered this year’s ALERT THE CHURCH ELDERS! moment by flipping the camera off.

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Best of the Super Bowl Commercials 2012 – VIDEOS

The 2012 Giants VS. Patriots Super Bowl ended exactly how I thought it would despite Gisele Bundchen activating her prayer network via email. Click HERE for the email Gis sent out to her prayer circle…

Aside from the game and Madonna’s half time crotch thrust/LMFAO straddling, you stay for the commercials. While this year was filled with lots of MEH with a side of SEEN IT, there were still some amusing ads…

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New Music Friday – The All-American Rejects

The All-American Rejects have now premiered the official video for “Beekeeper’s Daughter,” the first single from their upcoming album, Kids In The Street. The video was directed by Issac Rentz (Blink-182, Cage The Elephant, Motion City Soundtrack), and includes a cameo from none other then Wayne Newton.

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Madonna’s ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’ – FULL VIDEO

I know some people still like Madonna, so I play nice and let this multimillion dollar music hooker veteran speak for herself. Plus, here is the full video for her new single, ‘Give Me All Your Luvin‘ that will be in her Pay the Rent tour.

You may be living on Ramen while she has enough money to buy a Golden Globe her own island, but she wants you to cut that brick of noodles in half to save some $ so you can come see her thrust her crotch over some sweaty 20 year dancer…

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Kristen Bell Really, Really Loves Sloths – VIDEO

The mystery of Dax Shepard’s appeal to Bell has been solved. I kinda thought it might have been a deceptively huge bank account or a well endowed financial portfolio, but no. It’s all the art of birthday surprises.

Apparently, Kristen Bell isn’t aware of the fun at the bottom of every rum bottle because her heart goes into palpitations for sloths…sloths….as in the monkey/armadillo looking creature.

She shared a video clip of her reaction to a sloth showing up to hang out at her birthday party. Bell is happier than Santa Clause getting laid at Disneyland, but starts crying like she just heard Menudo broke up.

Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller Super Bowl Ad – VIDEO

Let the Super Bowl commercials begin. We still have just under a week until the Giants will play the Patriots, but ads are already spilling onto the net. (SPOILER ALERT: It will ends like it did last time and Eli and the Giants will be skipping around the field singing ‘Brighter Than The Sun’ before Peyton Manning comes in and weave snatches his moment by retiring.)

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New Music Friday – Far East Movement

Los Angeles electro-hip hop group, Far East Movement, have just released the official music video for their new single, “Jello” featuring Rye Rye. The video, directed by Matt Alonzo (Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy), shows the group crashing a political event with Tiger Woods, Oprah, and others.

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