Chris Brown is back to using Rihanna to be relevant. You know; because that is the only reason we know/care that he exists.
After he pissed off people who were probably far more deserving of a golden gramophone at the Grammy awards, he reportedly attended Rihanna’s birthday party and tried to be stealth about his attendance by asking everyone to sign a confidentiality agreement before making an entrance. They then played on Twitter with some sort birthday tiding that most of us would throw a THANKS, NOW WHERE’S MAH PRESENT? at. Naturally, people are mad that Rihanna is dumb enough to allow someone who uses pick-up lines like: I promise I won’t hit you! back into her life.
Now, they are cranking out a ‘Birthday Cake’ remix. Here is where I draw the line. If she wants to go all dumb ho on Maury and invite woman beater back for tea and crumpets, then that is her Lifetime movie. BUT DON’T RUIN CAKE!
