Anna Wintour Bans Rihanna from Vogue Cover

Thanks to the recent leak of nude photos of Rihanna (see the alleged photos by clicking here), Rihanna won’t be gracing the cover of Vogue any time soon.

Anna Wintour is a notoriously picky with her cover stars. Stars and models of the African American decent rarely get a shot at the feature and must pack a huge pull or A-list following. A flaw in it’s own as Oprah and Michelle Obama have squeaked by on the cover along with Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson. Wintour first made Oprah loose 20 pounds before the cover shots were taken. So when Rihanna was rumored to be the next starlet to land the mag’s feature it was due to be a rare buy.

However, after RiRi’s photos leaked to the internet, any chances of her face appearing on Vogue were gone.

Via Celebitchy per Star Magazine:

“It could have been Rihanna’s shining moment: the cover of Vogue! But when the nude pictures hit cyberspace, her once-in-a-lifetime chance was gone in a flash. Rihanna and Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour had been talking for weeks about doing the cover and an inside spread, says a close friend of the singer, who adds that the two even chatted about it at the Met Costume Institute Gala on May 4. “Anna told her Vogue absolutely loves her and really wanted to work with her. Rihanna was ecstatic!” But since the photos came out, says the friend, “Anna hasn’t returned any of her calls. Rihanna’s so upset!”

Aww…too bad. I think it would be good for Anna to pull the broom stick out of her hindquarters.

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Emma Roberts Thinks Jonas Brothers are Slutty

I have a new respect for the niece of Julia Roberts. Typically girls in her age range would give up a kidney to date a Jonas Brother. The three boys are the current heartbreakers of Hollywood. They have left stars like Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift in their tracks leaving them to pen break up anthems like Miley’s song, “7 Things.”

Emma Roberts bashed the Jonas boys for being a little “tainted” in the dating scene. She told the April issue of Teen Vogue that she wouldn’t even dare go on a date with Nick, Joe or Kevin Jonas thanks to their track record.

Via Aceshowbiz:

“I used to have a crush on Nick [Jonas], but he’s kind of making his rounds in Hollywood, and I don’t know if I like that.”

This is one smart girl.

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Images Via: Teen Vogue

Justin Timberlake and Katy Perry Hook Up

If Anna Wintour has her way they will.

The Vogue Ice Queen was at the William Rast fashion show when she got the idea to team up Katy Perry with Justin Timberlake. While at the show with her daughter, Bee Schaffer, she asked her “Who is the singer that talks about kissing girls?” After being informed of Perry’s name she approached Timberlake to run her idea by him. A spy from the NY Post heard of Anna’s plans.

“Wintour told William Rast founder Justin Timberlake that he and Perry should team up for something in an upcoming issue of Vogue, and also told Timberlake that his girlfriend, Jessica Biel, should stop by her office to discuss a future cover.”

My fingers are crossed in hopes it will involve him in a leotard circa the Timberlake Beyonce “All the Single Ladies” SNL spoof. (Nice of Jessica to drag a brush through her mop.)

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Michelle Obama’s Vogue Spread – Photos

The First Lady of Fierce is on the cover of Vogue.

Michelle Obama is the second Presidential wife to graced the cover of the Fashion Bible. Hilary Clinton was first to make the cover in 1998. Annie Leibovitz was the photographer for the shoot that took place at the Hay-Adams Hotel. This was the Obama family’s digs before the official inauguration.

On the cover she is wearing a bold magenta dress by Jason Wu. (He was also responsible for her inaugural gown.) In the issue she also wears a simple little black dress by another of her personal favorites, Narciso Rodriguez. Inside she address a few questions one was about trying to keep her role as mother first in her life.

Via The Washington Post Per Vogue:

“I’m going to try to take [our two daughters] to school every morning – as much as I can,” she says, according to the Post. “But there’s also a measure of independence. And obviously there will be times I won’t be able to drop them off at all. I like to be a presence in my kids’ school. I want to know the teacher; I want to know the other parents.”

Anna Wintour also sang her praises. (This speaks volumes as Wintour is a bit…well…picky.)

“Change was the clarion call of Barack Obama’s election campaign, though I don’t think any of us at Vogue initially realized that would include the difference that was going to be made by First Lady Michelle Obama’s wardrobe … It’s inspiring to see our first lady so serene and secure in her personal style.”

Thank God Annie let her keep her top on. What? Too soon?

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Anna Wintour Shames Sienna Miller

I have been waiting for the documentary surrounding the working process of famed Ice Queen, Anna Witour. Her notorious….ahem…strenuous work ethic…was captured on film for a documentary that made it’s debut at Sundance.

Poor Sienna Miller was Wintour’s victim in September 2007 issue of Vogue. The film detailed the creation of the magazine and the obstacles presented in cranking out the “Fashion Bible.” One problem happened to be the star on the cover. In the world of this hardcore Editor, not even celebs are spared from her venom.

Via OK! (their exclamation point, not mine):

“A witness of the film said: “It must be awful for Sienna to see. Anna keeps complaining she is too ‘toothy’ and the other staff are worried she has too many fillings. The editors hint at Sienna to cut her hair and she ignores them, which worried them even more. It was funny, but probably not for her.”

The revealing footage also shows the eventual cover shot, taken from pictures by famed photographer Mario Testino, which is made up of two images of Sienna. Her head is taken from one shot and superimposed on another image of her body.”

Ouch. I guess this is the price you pay for getting to hump Jude Law.

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Images Via: Vogue, Splash, Wenn

Jennifer Aniston Topless Calendar Photos

So Jennifer Aniston is all about trying to out-sexy Angelina Jolie and her voodoo vag. In her new 2009 calendar she poses in skimpy tops and dressed in mens clothing. She also stands under a waterfall in a skimpy shirt that is soaked to the point of nudity.

Aniston recently made a stir in the gossip world after calling Jolie “uncool” during and interview with Vogue. Subsequently she was labeled uncool for not having the lady version of testicular fortitude to say what she really felt. So when she sat down with Entertainment Weekly she finally should some signs of anger. Of course she attacked the press for constantly reporting baby rumors.

“It’s the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf***ers.”

Don’t worry. You can still crash Brad Pitt and Angie’s next red carpet event. Running up and down the carpet with a ultra sound photo a couple of little kids you paid to pretend to be your adoptive Cambodian children. I’ll let you have that.

Images Via: WENN

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Anna Wintour Refuses to Leave Vogue

Here we go again. Anna Winour is rumored to be leaving her throne as Editor for the fashion Bible, Vogue.

Just like in the film, “The Devil Wears Prada,” the French Editor of the Eurpean branch of the fashion magazine is said to be taking the place of the Ice Queen. After fighting off reports that she was leaving Vogue to be the Fashion High Priestess to Barack Obama, her departure is being invented once again. But the Editor insists she is not leaving.

“I have no plans to leave American Vogue now or in the foreseeable future,” said Vogue editor Anna Wintour as she was walking out of the Plaza this morning. “I think—my father always said to me that when you get too angry that’s the time to stop. The day I get too angry is the day I take up gardening.”

Conde Nast chairman Si Newhouse also squashed the rumor of her replacement.

“This is the silliest rumor I ever heard.”

I am pretty sure a bucket of water will do the trick.

Source and Image Via: Observer

Britney Spears ‘Circus’ Full Video

Here it is the video we have already seen 80% off. Britney Spears ‘Circus’ full video is here.

Taylor Swift’s Vogue Photoshoot

Taylor Swift took her squinty little eyes to Vogue. While I hate, hate, hate the standard hands-on-face pose, she actually looks good.

They found a way to open up T. Squints’ eyes. Which is a step up regardless of tacky posing.

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Anna Wintour NOT Leaving Vogue

The rumors of Anna Wintour’s departure from the fashion Bible are not true. So the interns secretly celebrating the end of her reign need to get back to looking busy.

Rumors that Wintour was leaving Vogue to serve Barack Obama at the White House are false. She was said to be undertaking a “cultural post” in the administration. This is all complete bunk. A rep for Anna states that she isn’t entertaining any ideas of leaving the magazine.

“It’s totally not true. She won’t be working for Obama in any way. What you hear about her leaving is nothing more than rumor.”

Long live the Ice Queen. Yes, I bow down to the Editor. I believe that she is the version of me who got off her rump and put the Kashi down to go be productive. That I and I am pretty sure if I pissed her off I would wake up with the head of a model in my bed.

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