Heidi Klum Pole Dancing VIDEO

Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating a look for Heidi’s video in which she puts the fact that she is a mother of 4 on hold to go slum it for an evening by getting hepatitis from a pleasantly plump but unhygienic looking artist after making herself smell like burnt hair by smoking two packs of Marlboro Reds and contracting Pink Eye after swinging around an improperly sterilized pole. You will have $5 and 10 minutes to create a look that encompasses all these “wild child” traits. Your time stars NOW!”)

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Time Magazine Breastfeeding Cover – PHOTOS

A woman who still breastfeeds her NEARLY 4 YEAR OLD son made the cover of Time Magazine. While the thought of a preschooler taking a time out from playing tag to breastfeed seems like something that would make Dr. Phil spit out all sorts of euphemisms for GURL, YOU CRAZY, she thinks that it is perfectly normally and natural.

Jamie Lynne Grumet, a 26 year old stay-at-home mom, says she is still busting out the boob for her son despite the fact that most of the world feels it’s all sorts of wrong. She was breastfed until she was 6 years old and look at how awesome that turned out! (I’m sorry, but all I can picture her saying is: “LOOK AT ME Y’ALL! I’M ON ONE OF THEM FANCY MAGAZINES!”)

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Suge Knight Arrested for Killing Tupac ?!

Here is some crazy for today. Rumors are running rampant (sorry I am feeling very Geraldo today) that Suge Knight killed Tupac Shakur and has been arrested. Twitter is blowing up with rumors that Suge is currently sitting in jail after some alleged break in the case that proved he was guilty.

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Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson Had an AFFAIR ?!

Here is the WTF? to put in your morning coffee. Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston had mad, passionate sex in 1991 according to MJ’s former bodyguard, Matt Fiddes.

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President Obama ‘Slow Jams’ with Jimmy Fallon – VIDEO

Barak Obama is trying to erase the disappointment you feel from the failed attempt at economic stimulus, the fact that he managed to take America’s poverty level from 2 million to 6.3 million and the half a billion dollar taxpayer funded disaster of Solyndra all while racking up a $800 billion debt with some slow jams.

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Rihanna in White Powder Controversy

Because Rihanna feels the need to share every moment of her life on every social network, we have been treated to topless photos of Rihanna in Hawaii and Rihanna smoking weed while doing impromptu yoga. We can add more ESCANDALO to the LOOK AT ME I AM SOOOO BAD! photos to the scrapbook.

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Tupac Coachella’s Hologram to Go On Tour

Tupac Shakur was resurrected at Coachella to delight the audience who probably had no idea what was going on due to being high on acid/weed and secretly feared that the stars were actually salt and God was seasoning the Earth so he could eat it. Click HERE for the video of Tupac at Coachella 2012.

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Tupac Shakur at Coachella – VIDEO

Let the Tupac Shakur is ALIVE! debate begin. The slain wrapper showed up via hologram at Coachella. Pac, Dr.Dre and Snoop Dogg joined forces on stage for the music festival.

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Alicia Silverstone Feeds Her Baby Via Regurgitation – VIDEO

The fact that I had to type that headline and not post it in some sort of fetish fanfiction forum is unsettling. Unfortunately, this tale comes directly from Alicia Silverstone’s mouth…no pun intended. I will let Cher explain because I just drank my lunch and I don’t want to waste a perfectly good extra dry martini, two olives protein shake.

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Katy Perry’s ‘Part of Me’ – VIDEO

Um, sure. Katy Perry is sending us a message that a broken heart can be mended at boot camp. Or she is G.I. Jane now. Or that taping your boobs down before you even enlist to be head tank driver for the military makes sense.

I don’t get Perry’s new video and it kinda makes me question the screening process. I really hope that if some love scorned woman signed up and answered “Why do you want to be a Marine?” with “My ex boyfriend was diddling Debbie from accounting and now I want to blow shiz up!” they would stamp NOT FIT TO OPERATE GUNS/BE RESPONSIBLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE’S LIVES on her forehead and send her to Walmart for ice cream, booze and a copy of ‘The Way We Were.’

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