Bruno Mars Throws a Fit After Losing Grammy to Adele ?! – VIDEO

It looks like Bruno Mars isn’t a fan of Adele. The ‘It Will Rain’ singer lost Best Pop Song to returning songstress and it appears as though it didn’t sit well with him.

After Alicia Keys announces another Adele win, he appears to be throwing a temper tantrum. Joke? [shrug] Bad joke if it was indeed meant to be funny. [Nods] He has mentioned in several interviews that he is an Adele fan so I am assuming know that a camera was less than 5 feet away he’d save temper tantrums for his dressing room.

Editor’s Note: Watch the video quick. All snippets of Bruno’s reaction are being taken down pretty quickly!

Gisele Bundchen Asks for Super Bowl Prayers

Gisele Bundchen has gobs of cash, an uber-successful husband who is so devoted he will rock The Bieber’s old haircut because she told him to, was a Victoria Secret Angel, her inner thighs have never formally met and I am guessing her bowel movements smell like vanilla potpourri.

Yet, she emailed her friends to light a candle and pray for the Patriots to win the Super Bowl because Tom Brady (who lives in a Barbie’s Dream House, is married to a super model, doesn’t have to donate plasma to pay his electric bill and his biggest worry is how to part his hair in the morning) needs a FIFTH WIN.

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Kristen Bell Really, Really Loves Sloths – VIDEO

The mystery of Dax Shepard’s appeal to Bell has been solved. I kinda thought it might have been a deceptively huge bank account or a well endowed financial portfolio, but no. It’s all the art of birthday surprises.

Apparently, Kristen Bell isn’t aware of the fun at the bottom of every rum bottle because her heart goes into palpitations for sloths…sloths….as in the monkey/armadillo looking creature.

She shared a video clip of her reaction to a sloth showing up to hang out at her birthday party. Bell is happier than Santa Clause getting laid at Disneyland, but starts crying like she just heard Menudo broke up.

Steven Tyler Singing The National Anthem – VIDEO

Oh dear. Steven Tyler sang ‘The National Anthem’ just before the Patriots/Ravens NFL Playoff game. Apparently people haven’t gotten the memo that the guy from Aerosmith isn’t Kelly Clarkson.

Most critics/football fans/memaws are throwing shade because they feel Tyler murdered the anthem.

• ESPN commentator Skip Bayless tweeted: “How could Patriots be inspired by that awful anthem sung by Steven Tyler? At least give him some screaming guitars to camouflage voice.”
• FOX News panelist Greg Gutfeld tweeted: “I went outside to put a raccoon out of its misery – then I realized my neighbor was watching Steven Tyler sing the Star-Spangled Banner.”
• ESPN‘s Doug Gottlieb tweeted: “Steven Tyler should not be going to Hollywood with that performance.”
• Grandma Betty: “That was almost as bad as seeing Janet Jackson’s floppy boob during the Super Bowl. Terri Hatcher should really stick to acting.”

Lindsay Lohan is a Hooker Who Killed Osama Bin Laden

Someone put an extra scoop of crazy in their Captain Crunch and served Lindsay Lohan with a lawsuit claiming she was a high end hooker who was involved in the Navy Seal operation that killed Osama bin Laden. Pshaw. Lindsay a “high end” anything. Well, there is your first problem.

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Lindsay Lohan to Play Elizabeth Taylor ?!

One of the most treasured dames to stroll the Earth might be portrayed by Lindsay Lohan?! Deadline reports that Lifetime is courting her for the role of Elizabeth Taylor. Stop giving the lady network a slow clap for cruelest joke because this could actually happen.

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Justin Bieber’s New Jesus Tattoo – PHOTO

I get that Justin Bieber loves him some Jesus, but the ‘Baby’ singer appears to have inked the face of his favorite imaginary friend on his leg.

It may look like Christ is rolling his eyes at this (we all are), but the tat is a depiction of the artwork done by Guido Reni entitled “Ecce Homo.”

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Casey Anthony Video Diary – CLIP

The lump of excrement that won’t flush known as Casey Anthony has resurfaced in a video diary that somehow made its way to the net.

In the nearly 5 minute rambling, she doesn’t mention her murdered daughter or her family. In fact, Casey strapped on a budget Kate Gosselin wig and talked about getting a computer, being able to Skype and take pictures. Read: Gonna make some money doin’ porn y’all!

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Lady Gaga Bathed in Blood in Hotel Tub ?!

Lady Gaga likes to freaks your freak and the rumors that surround her daily habits grow more ostentatious by the day. This time the ‘You and I’ singer left a hotel bathtub filled with blood while in London. The rumor states that hotel staff complained to anyone who would listen that Gaga “bathed in blood as part of a Satanic ritual.”

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Christian Bale Punched by Chinese Guard – VIDEO

Christian Bale was in China to do promo work for his new film, ‘The Flowers of War,’ and decided it would be #AWESOME to visit a detailed human rights activist. Chen Ghuangcheng is a blind activist who is basically under house arrest after being released from prison.

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