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Someone put an extra scoop of crazy in their Captain Crunch and served Lindsay Lohan with a lawsuit claiming she was a high end hooker who was involved in the Navy Seal operation that killed Osama bin Laden. Pshaw. Lindsay a “high end” anything. Well, there is your first problem.
One of the most treasured dames to stroll the Earth might be portrayed by Lindsay Lohan?! Deadline reports that Lifetime is courting her for the role of Elizabeth Taylor. Stop giving the lady network a slow clap for cruelest joke because this could actually happen.
I get that Justin Bieber loves him some Jesus, but the ‘Baby’ singer appears to have inked the face of his favorite imaginary friend on his leg.
It may look like Christ is rolling his eyes at this (we all are), but the tat is a depiction of the artwork done by Guido Reni entitled “Ecce Homo.”
The lump of excrement that won’t flush known as Casey Anthony has resurfaced in a video diary that somehow made its way to the net.
In the nearly 5 minute rambling, she doesn’t mention her murdered daughter or her family. In fact, Casey strapped on a budget Kate Gosselin wig and talked about getting a computer, being able to Skype and take pictures. Read: Gonna make some money doin’ porn y’all!
Lady Gaga likes to freaks your freak and the rumors that surround her daily habits grow more ostentatious by the day. This time the ‘You and I’ singer left a hotel bathtub filled with blood while in London. The rumor states that hotel staff complained to anyone who would listen that Gaga “bathed in blood as part of a Satanic ritual.”
Christian Bale was in China to do promo work for his new film, ‘The Flowers of War,’ and decided it would be #AWESOME to visit a detailed human rights activist. Chen Ghuangcheng is a blind activist who is basically under house arrest after being released from prison.
Along with the gift of crotch critters, Derek Jeter gives out signed baseballs to one night stands. Seriously.
Jaws is going to have to get a job as the new Land Shark on SNL because Universal Studios in Orlando Florida is closing the best ride with the worst effects ever. That shark was about as convincing as a budget grocery store Santa Claus, but it will forever remain in my heart as one of the best rides. Regardless of its awesomeness, it will close on January 2nd.
Demi Lovato was going full diva at her concert in Kansas City. Girl was working the stage and singing ‘All Night Long’ when her hand got caught on her hair extensions. She subsequently ripped out part of her hair, but kept going.
Demi continued on and tried to shake off the fake hair by pretending it was an awesome new way to werk it. It’s hardly news, but worth the giggle. Ok, so it’s (almost) better than watching a panda sneeze on repeat.
Fast forward to the 0:47 marker for the malfunction.
Remember when you were expecting Ryan Gosling giving you sexy time eyes from the cover of People mag’s Sexiest Man Alive issue and all you got was Bradley Cooper giving you Hair Club for Men results photo smile? I hope so because that mess just happened yesterday.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
