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BCooper has been crowned prettiest pretty, pretty princess at People. The mag has named Bradley Cooper Sexiest Man Alive.
This guy is the sexiest beast left roaming the Earth ??? . His name, which must have been pulled out of a hat, was announced this morning on ‘Good Morning America.’
Who knew that Twitter would become the verbal weaponry of choice by the special bus version of Charlie Sheen? Ashton Kutcher released more DURRRR on the social networking site supporting Joe Paterno and throwing judgment on Penn State for firing him after he closed his eyes, plugged his ears and hummed the theme from ‘Moonlighting’ while his assistant coach did bad things to children.
“How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste”
Someone then passed Kutcher a memo that Paterno basically let Jerry Sandusky rape boys with a note attached explaining that molestation is not awesome.
If you listen very carefully you can hear Maury doing the Dance of Joy as images of a Justin Bieber Paternity Test themed show float through his head. The You ARE the Father Band is practicing their version of ‘Baby’ while assistants create audience goodie bags stuffed with Chuck E Cheese coupons and a lock of his newly shorn hair.
Mariah Yeater claims that she had sex with Beiber backstage after one of his concerts at Staples Center. Star magazine features a photo of Justin’s alleged son, Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, on the cover just minutes after he was born. The 20 year old filed a paternity suit on October 31, 2011. She claims that one of JB’s bodyguards approached her during the show and asked if she wanted to come backstage. After waiting for him to finish playing with his choo-choo trains, Justin joined her backstage and took her to a bathroom where they had sex. According to her, he refused to wear a condom and only lasted 30 seconds. (That is the only truly believable detail about this story.)
Someone put a moat around the ‘Crazy Stupid Love’ star’s house fill it with a herd of crocosaurus. Jim Carrey made a video love letter for Emma Stone.
Jim pours his heart out in an Ode to Stone in which he informs her that she is “all the way beautiful.” It’s very creepy uncle who just got out of rehab…
Despite wearing man-pris, Ryan Gosling strolled up to an oddly placed fight in the street and whipped out his gun show to stop the madness. Tag this with a REMAINS SEXY WHILE DOING SO.
Some girls were filming two guys fighting in the street while a crowd of other men tried to intervene, but failed to stop the brawling. Gosling walks up, drops his bag of whatever celebrities buy and separates the men.
The older gentleman carrying the painting was accused of stealing the artwork from the man wrestling him in the street. All involved were said to have dispersed after that and no one was hurt.
Remember that story about Kimberly Stewart getting knocked up by Benicio del Toro? We all had to go try and wash off the thought of this happening off with buckets of Purell and even Paris Hilton gave this 4 Ews! and some shade. Luckily, the gossip gods gave us the Royal Wedding to mentally erase such foolery a few weeks later.
Joan of Arcadia and Tobia Funke have been dating for nearly 3 years. File this under random couples you didn’t know about and probably wouldn’t have unless one of them had a string of affairs with a one legged IHOP waitress that went public via a National Enquirer cover. Irony = relevancy.
Life and Style is reporting that despite their 19 year age difference, Amber Tamblyn, 28, and David Cross, 47, are engaged. They kept their never-nude sexy making a secret along with their engagement. According to a “source close to Amber,” David proposed a couple of weeks ago.
Amy Winehouse’s house has been looted. After her July 23rd death, anything related to the troubled singer is a hot commodity. Someone has stolen copies of her unreleased tracks, lyric books, letters and guitars form her Camden property.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
