2009 TCA

Teen Choice Award 2009 Winners List, Photos and Video

If you were like me and completely forgot about 2009 Teen Choice Awards because you were busy doing big girl things like knitting (yeah, will go with that instead of a story about indulging in my penchant for firemen), then you missed the squeeing of thousands of tweens in one room.

Each winner took home surf boards as their prize. (Apparently that is more practical in the eyes of children.) Regardless, David Archuleta won 3 surf boards which I am sure he will put to good use. Miley Cyrus, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, the Jonas Brothers and Jason Mraz each followed with two awards.

For some reason Mike Tyson was there and cut Joe Jonas’ hair. WTF? Did he win some sort of Joe Bro raffle? WTF? I am guessing that he wore a wig of some sorts as I doubt he’d actually part with part of his unicorn patch.

[Mike Tyson Cuts Joe Jonas’ Hair on 2009 Teen Choice Awards - Video]

Speaking of unicorn patches, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart arrived separately but left together after the awards. He and Kellan Lutz laughed and talked during Miley Cyrus‘ performance according to a seat filler. They were probably discussing the Cyrus family obsession with stipper poles. Miley danced around a pole brought on stage during her performance at the 2009 TCA just days after photos of her little sister, Noah Cyrus, was photographed having a party that involved a stripper pole. (Click here to read about that and see the photos of Noah Cyrus’ Stripper Pole Party.)

Choice Music Single: Miley Cyrus – “The Climb”
Choice Music Hook-Up: Lady GaGa feat. Colby O’Donis – “Just Dance”
Choice Music Male Artist: Jason Mraz
Choice Music Female Artist: Taylor Swift
Choice Music Rap Artist: Kanye West
Choice Music R&B Artist: Beyonce Knowles
Choice Music Rock Group: Paramore
Choice Music Breakout Artist: David Archuleta
Choice Music Love Song: David Archuleta – “Crush”
Choice Music R&B Track: Beyonce Knowles – “Single Ladies”
Choice Music Rap/Hip-Hop Track: Black Eyed Peas – “Boom Boom Pow”
Choice Music Rock Track: Paramore – “Decode”
Choice Music Album
Male Artist: Jason Mraz – “We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things”
Choice Music Album Female Artist: Taylor Swift – “Fearless”
Choice Music Album Group: Jonas Brothers – “Lines, Vines and Trying Times”
Choice Music Soundtrack: “Twilight”
Choice Music Tour: Demi Lovato and David Archuleta
Choice Summer Song: Jonas Brothers feat. Miley Cyrus – “Before the Storm”
Ultimate Choice Award: Britney Spears