Dumb-Says-What went on Nightline to talk about his man whore ways and being super sorry for having a crotch circus going on behind Sandra Bullock’s back for over a year.
Jesse James busted out some rehab worthy tears and gave a story about his tortured childhood.
“My whole childhood I never had a chance to be a kid. I remember the clenched-teeth, strained-neck look on his face. He beat my ass pretty good a bunch of times. Football star, bike builder, Monster Garage TV star—all that stuff is a huge smokescreen so people won’t see that I’m a scared, abused kid, a 7-year-old.”
“I remember my dad laughed when I hit the ground and called me a dummy. It wasn’t getting the s–t beat out of me…It was the in-between time, the fear of that happening again. I was a terrorized kid. It’s really tough for me to think about now, because…” James trailed off, tears welling in his eyes. Sunny’s the age that I was…when my dad broke my arm.”
He had me feeling a tiny bit of pity until he tossed out excuses instead of owning up to his whoredom. Then he talked about the adoption of baby Louis and how their relationship blossomed after he came into their life. Obviously it didn’t blossom enough because he was still texting several members of his penis jockey lineup.
So to recap…Jesse is a slut because he has daddy issues.