Gene Hackman is a part demigod actor, part man. Kinda like a centaur, but even more awesome. So I called up 1800Flowers and demanded that their biggest (and cheapest) arrangement be delivered to original Lex Luther upon hearing of his accident.
Billy Bob Thorton’s Daughter GUILTY in Death of Child
June 2, 2011 By 1 Comment
Billy Bob Thorton is six different kinds of crazy/weird, but his daughter appears to be the one with real issues. Amanda Brumfield is the estranged offspring of Thorton.
Nicolas Cage Child Abuse Allegations
April 26, 2011 By Leave a Comment
The plot to Nicolas Cage’s drunkery has thickened. Remember when Nic got Charlie Sheen Tuesday afternoon drunk and couldn’t remember where he lived then argued with his wife about before daring cops to arrest him? Click HERE for a recap and to see what celebrity pal bailed him out…
More details have followed on that incident. According to a New Orleans cop who squealed to TMZ, Cage is now being investigated for child abuse. His wife told police that they had been arguing about his “intoxicated state” on their way to pick up their son from a friend’s house. Alice added that she was driving and the fight continued as they drove home. Upon arriving home, she further claims that he “fell while holding their son. The fall caused the 5 year old to suffer a minor abrasion to his left knee.”
Demi Lovato Car Crash!
May 5, 2010 By 2 Comments
The tween queen dating Joe Jonas got into a “little accident” in her car on Tuesday. Demi Lovato walked away unscathed after the she admitted to being too tired and subsequently had her very first car accident.
Via Demi Lovato’s Twitter:
“Today hasn’t started off so great,” Lovato, 17, Twittered. “I was so sleepy this morning I got in my first little accident in my car. “
Fans were immediately worried and demanded to know if she was ok.
“To everyone who asked, yes – I’m totally fine! Thank you! Haha just was a huge bummer.”
No details on exactly what happened have surfaced yet. I am sure it was pretty harmless. But this is a Disney star so let’s assume she is pregnant, cutting herself, harboring fugitives and rips those do-not-remove tags off mattresses.
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Channing Tatum Penis Injury Photos
January 12, 2010 By 2 Comments
Ok, after hearing about this I am offering up a years supply of Taco Bell to the person who gets me this phone! In the February issue of “Details” magazine, Channing Tatum opens up about surviving a painful accident that caused severe burns to his penis while filming thee drama “The Eagle of the Ninth” last October in the freezing cold Scottish Highlands.
Per Details:
“The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d–k.”
“It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life…I’ve been to the hospital, gotten stitches, had broken fingers and toes. But this was a suffocating kind of pain…Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”
Every actor has embarrassing moments but thats just one I don’t even want to imagine! Tatum even took pictures of his burnt member on his iPhone that he proudly showed to the interviewer, in which the reporter describes as, looking “angry,” “like a hot dog left too long on the grill,” hot pink, singed and shriveled.” I’m sure I’m not alone when I say that we may need to see those pictures, along with some proof of his recovery. I’m sure there are some recovery pics on that phone too… Someone get me that phone!
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Brad Pitt’s Back Tattoo the Result of Boredom – Photos
October 27, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Brad Pitt had a small accident the other day when attempting to be stealthy and avoid paparazzi. While trying to slide between a parked car and a van stopped at a red light, his handle bar clipped the mirror of one of the vehicles and he went down with his bike.
As he attempted to resuscitate his motorcycle, he bent down and revealed the elusive Pitt back tattoo. When it first appeared in 2005 theories that his new tat was a pull for equality, had deep meaning or was a map of New Orleans levee system ran amok. Since the reappearance of his mysterious ink, a few emails inquired WTF it was. Angelina Jolie cleared up any significant meaning and explained to Entertainment Weekly last year that she was “just drawing on him” for some funsies.
What’s the deal with Brad’s new tattoo?
I drew that. We went to Davos. It’s not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn’t have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back.So it’s not permanent?
It is. But I was just sketching.On him?
On him, yeah.And you thought, ”Let’s make it a tattoo”?
He just liked it! The picture everybody saw was kind of awkward, but it just lines up beautifully on his back, just enhances the part of the body I like.So it doesn’t mean anything per se.
I mean, it’s meaningful in that it’s us making angles and shapes out of each other’s body, that kind of a thing.
I can’t say I am really surprised that Angie uses him as her own personal Magna Doodle.
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Nicole Richie Car Accident Photos
October 6, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Yesterday afternoon Nicole Richie was rear ended in car accident. Of course two photographers were behind the wheel of the car that hit Richie. Luckily, her children were NOT in the car with her.
“Ms. Richie was driving with a passenger around 2 p.m. when she was struck by two photographers driving in one vehicle behind her,” said Lt. Tony Lee of the Beverly Hills Police. “She complained of pain … Her car sustained moderate damage. No paramedics were called to the scene.”
He added: “She told officers she was going to seek her own medical treatment, so it’s unknown if she’s headed to a hospital or not.”
The driver of the offending vehicle was booked and arrested due to the fact he didn’t have license.
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Nicolas Cage Pays Voodoo Priestess to Banish Curse
June 4, 2009 By 1 Comment
Nicolas Cage has employed the talents of a Voodoo Priestess to come a save his new film. I guess the hair plug fairy wasn’t up to the job.
During shooting for “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” two different on set car accidents nearly killed crewmembers and bystanders in New York. The first crash injured two people walking along the sidewalk when a stuntman lost control of the Ferrari he was driving. Nearly a month later, an SUV hit a parked car and nine of the set’s crew were hurt. To break this “curse” that had been reaking havoc over the set, Nick personally hired the voodoo priestess to cleanse the set of evil.
Per Starpulse Via National Enquirer:
A set source tells the tabloid, “Everyone was shocked when the voodoo woman arrived on the set. She was wearing a long black and purple dress had long stringy hair – and carried a broom. She sprinkled ‘Voodoo Dust’ on the pavement as she chanted weird phrases to frighten bad spirits.”
As of this moment, no further accidents have taken place since the voodoo fairy took Cage’s money and danced around the set.
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Mike Tysons’ Daughter, Exodus, on Life Support
May 26, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Former Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson’s four year old daughter Exodus is on life support after she was found hanging from a treadmill cord yesterday morning. She was reportedly playing alone in the family’s Phoenix home when her older brother found her with the cord wrapped around her neck. The boy alerted the their mother in another room and she called 911 while trying to revive her.
Per People Via Fox News:
“Somehow she was playing on this treadmill, and there’s a cord that hangs under the console – it’s kind of a loop. Either she slipped or put her head in the loop, but it acted like a noose, and she was obviously unable to get herself off of it,” Phoenix police Sgt. Andy Hill told FOX News.
Responding officers and firefighters performed CPR on the girl while rushing her to nearby St. Joe’s Hospital. She was listed in “extremely critical condition” and on life support. The Phoenix Police Department are investigating but are certain the incident was an accident, calling it “tragic.” They believe Exodus’ 7-year-old brother was watching television and her mother was busy cleaning in another room when the incident happened. Tyson had been in Las Vegas but flew to Phoenix immediately after learning of the accident. Tyson could not immediately be reached for comment but 42West, a New York City public relations firm representing him, released a statement on the family’s behalf.
Per ESPN:
“The Tyson family would like to extend our deepest and most heartfelt thanks for all your prayers and support, and we ask that we be allowed our privacy at this difficult time,” the statement said.
This is sad and tragic in every way. Our thoughts and prayers go out to little Exodus and the entire Tyson family, and hope for Exodus’ full recovery.
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Casey Aldridge In Car Wreck
April 27, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Casey Aldridge, aka Jaime Lynn Spears’ baby daddy, was rushed to the hospital early this morning after his truck swerved into a ditch and flipped back onto the pavement ejecting three out of the five passengers from the truck. Casey was driving.
Two of the people ejected from the vehicle denied medical treatment. Casey was the third person ejected. He is currently listed in stable condition at University of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson, Miss.
Police couldn’t comment on whether or not alcohol was a factor in the crash. Due to the circumstances and the extent of his injuries, Casey wasn’t interviewed by police until four hours after the crash. However, he still faces charges as a result of the accident.
Via TMZ:
“Casey was charged with careless operation of a motor vehicle — a misdemeanor — and is currently recovering from his injuries at the University of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson, Miss.”
For the sake of his young daughter and his meal ticket, we wish him a speedy recovery.
