Britney Spears Mo Perfume Ad – Video

Britney Spears loves the gays y’all. She has put together a satirical commercial to prove it.

The fake gay perfume was created for Logo’s NewNowNext Awards. The show put together the commercial to be lighthearted and fun. “Mo” uses the tagline: “One spray and the gays will run your way.” It pokes fun at Spears’ fragrance empire which typically features her running through a forest in fairy wings or trying to hook up in a hotel room.

Per MTV:

“She’s having fun with her gay audience, because she’s an official gay icon at such a young and tender age,” said Christopher Willey, a Logo executive producer. (Logo and MTV are both owned by Viacom.)

Wait….“tender?” Isn’t she the one who has two kids, went crazy, shaved her head and yelled “lick it, ride it, snort it” it the middle of a court room? They could have at least been honest and said, “She is a saucy ho and saucy hoes sell.”

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NBC’s Banned PETA Vegetable Porn Super Bowl Ad – Video

Apparently NBC has no problem with torturing us with Jimmy Fallon , but soft core veggie porn is unacceptable. (Where is the justice?)

The network axed a Super Bowl commercial from PETA encouraging vegetarianism. NBC demanded an entire list of changes before they’d even consider airing the spot.

Via PETA:

*licking pumpkin
*touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
*pumpkin from behind between legs
*rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
*screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
*asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
*licking eggplant
*rubbing asparagus on breast

I like that NBC is classy enough to use phrases like “screwing herself with broccoli” but suddenly becomes proper and talks about asparagus with more decorum.