Nothing says ‘I have arrived’ like giving your back up dancer a Pesci while you screech into a mic at the AMA’s.
[Adam Lambert 2009 American Music Awards Performance – VIDEO]
Adam Lambert may be trying way too hard (I would like to note he was the one performing at the AMA’s while Kris Allen is….where? a coffee house, Chuck E. Cheese, who knows) , but if grabbing everyone’s attention to poke fun at his S&M themed performance at the 2009….mission accomplished. Glambert strut around the stage with dancers in bondage gear complete with leashes. What made you get the case of the ickys was Adam rubbing his crotch in the face of his dancers and making out with the keyboardist. I am sure thousands of letters are pouring into Visine demanding holy water eye drops to wash the musical orgy out of their children’s eyes. You know this shiz is going to be compared to Janet Jackson’s Floppy Boob Super Bowl Caper.
[Jennifer Lopez Falling at the 2009 AMA's - VIDEO]
If you busy researching the new 100 proof vodka turkey (this may or may not account for my whereabouts) and missed the 2009 AMA’s, you also missed Jennifer Lopez falling on her big bronzed butt. After walking up the backs of her male dancers she jumped off and landed on her bum. (Don’t even pretend bitches aren’t funny. Check out the 2:33 second mark to see JLo fall.)
Taylor Swift once again took home the highest honor. The “Love Story” singer beat Michael Jackson for Artist of the Year. Fellow AMA winners are:
Michael Jackson (Number Ones)
T-Mobile Breakthrough Artist – Gloriana
Best Artist -Taylor Swift
Best Country Male Artist – Keith Urban
Favorite Male Pop/Rock – Michael Jackson
Best Country Female Artist -Taylor Swift
Favorite Pop/Rock Album –– Michael Jackson
Favorite Pop/Rock Band – Black Eyed Peas
Favorite Female Pop/Rock-Taylor Swift
Favorite Female Adult Contemporary-Taylor Swift
Lady Gaga also performed ‘Bad Romance‘ for the eager crowd before breaking some glass and finishing her performance by playing ‘Speechless‘ on a piano that was literally on fire.
[Lady Gaga's 2009 AMA's Performance- VIDEO]
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