American Music Awards JLo Falls, Adam Lambert Oral Sex Simulation – Videos

Nothing says ‘I have arrived’ like giving your back up dancer a Pesci while you screech into a mic at the AMA’s.

[Adam Lambert 2009 American Music Awards Performance – VIDEO]

Adam Lambert may be trying way too hard (I would like to note he was the one performing at the AMA’s while Kris Allen is….where? a coffee house, Chuck E. Cheese, who knows) , but if grabbing everyone’s attention to poke fun at his S&M themed performance at the 2009….mission accomplished. Glambert strut around the stage with dancers in bondage gear complete with leashes. What made you get the case of the ickys was Adam rubbing his crotch in the face of his dancers and making out with the keyboardist. I am sure thousands of letters are pouring into Visine demanding holy water eye drops to wash the musical orgy out of their children’s eyes. You know this shiz is going to be compared to Janet Jackson’s Floppy Boob Super Bowl Caper.

[Jennifer Lopez Falling at the 2009 AMA's - VIDEO]

If you busy researching the new 100 proof vodka turkey (this may or may not account for my whereabouts) and missed the 2009 AMA’s, you also missed Jennifer Lopez falling on her big bronzed butt. After walking up the backs of her male dancers she jumped off and landed on her bum. (Don’t even pretend bitches aren’t funny. Check out the 2:33 second mark to see JLo fall.)

Taylor Swift once again took home the highest honor. The “Love Story” singer beat Michael Jackson for Artist of the Year. Fellow AMA winners are:

Michael Jackson (Number Ones)
T-Mobile Breakthrough Artist – Gloriana
Favorite Soul/R&B
Best Artist -Taylor Swift
Best Country Male Artist – Keith Urban
Favorite Male Pop/Rock – Michael Jackson
Best Country Female Artist -Taylor Swift
Favorite Pop/Rock Album –– Michael Jackson
Favorite Pop/Rock Band – Black Eyed Peas
Favorite Female Pop/Rock-Taylor Swift
Favorite Female Adult Contemporary-Taylor Swift

Lady Gaga also performed ‘Bad Romance‘ for the eager crowd before breaking some glass and finishing her performance by playing ‘Speechless‘ on a piano that was literally on fire.

[Lady Gaga's 2009 AMA's Performance- VIDEO]

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Adam Lamber Versus ‘Out’ Magazine

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Adam Lambert is featured in this year’s “Out 100″ list in “Out” Magazine but there were apparently some rules about how he should represent himself. Reportedly, Lamberts reps insisted on limiting his questions, not wanting to make him seem “too gay” and the editior-in-chief of the magazine, Aaron Hicklin, was none to pleased and responded with an open letter to Lambert.

Per Out: “Although you narrowly lost to Kris Allen, you were the real winner for those of us who saw your success as a test of America’s growing tolerance. That’s why we’re proud to have you in this year’s Out 100, along with all the other men and women who don’t believe their sexuality should be a barrier to success. It’s unfortunate, therefore, that your record label and management don’t share the same view. We’re curious whether you know that we made cover offers for you before American Idol was even halfway through its run. Apparently, Out was too gay, even for you. There was the issue of what it would do to your record sales, we were told. Imagine! A gay musician on the cover of a gay magazine. What might the parents think! It’s only because this cover is a group shot that includes a straight woman that your team would allow you to be photographed at all — albeit with the caveat that we must avoid making you look “too gay.” (Is that a medical term? Just curious). Luckily, you seemed unaware that a similar caution was issued to our interviewer.

It’s odd, because this magazine has done covers with Pete Wentz and Lady Gaga — getting straight men and women to do Out is easy these days. It gives them cred. Getting gay stars like yourself is another matter. Much easier to stick you in Details, where your homosexuality can be neutralized by having you awkwardly grabbing a woman’s breast and saying, “Women are pretty.” So are kittens, Adam, but it doesn’t mean you have to make out with them.”

Meow, indeed! The author of the interview, Shana Naomi Krochmal, also posted a letter in which she responds to the thousands of comments the magazine got about Hicklin’s letter and the interview, in which she claims she was ushered out onto a balcony where she was cautioned by a publicist not to make the interview “too gay” or “you know, gay-gay.” Not one to sit back and stay quiet, Lambert had a simple Twitter response to the letter from the editor in chief of magazine: Chill.

Per Radar:

“Dear Aaron, it’s def not that deep. Chill! Guess ya gotta get attention for the magazine. U too are at the mercy of the marketing machine… Until we have a meaningful conversation, perhaps you should refrain from projecting your publications’ agenda onto my career.”

I wonder if his reps ok’ed his tweet beforehand? Something tells me we won’t see Lambert featured in the magazine again for quite some time, if ever. Adam is right on one account, the letter did draw attention to the magazine. Mission accomplished.

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Adam Lambert’s ‘For Your Entertainment’ Single Track List, Cover, Audio

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Adam Lambert’s album cover made everyone flip out with the level of camp it boasted. His single cover looks a bit better. It’s always an upgrade if doesn’t look like it should be spray painted on the side of a van (ahem…Brooke Hogan’s latest album cover.)

The track listing reads like soundtrack but I know those hopeful tweens out there are seeking deep meaning into each title.

1 Music Again 3:16
2 For Your Entertainment 3:35
3 Whataya Want from Me 3:47
4 Strut 3:29
5 Soaked 4:33
6 Sure Fire Winners 3:32
7 A Loaded Smile 4:04
8 If I Had You 3:48
9 Fever 3:26
10 Sleepwalker 4:25
11 Aftermath 4:26
12 Broken Open 5:03
13 Time for Miracles Bonus Track 4:43

I just don’t get it. Even though he looks like Jake Gyllenhaal’s long lost brother (as pointed out to me by my Matthew McConaughey loving friends) I just keep thinking that he is too Solange Knowles.

Adam Lambert Licks Nude Woman on Details Magazine- Photos

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American Idol” runnerup Adam Lambert is the cover boy for the new issue of “Details” magazine, but it’s the racy photos inside that will have tongues wagging. In what could no doubtly be dubbed as his sexiest shoot ever, Lambert and a female model can be seen in various poses including ones where she is completely nude and parts of her just happen to be blocked by his very strategically placed hands. He and the model also appear to be kissing in a few of the pictures, which is a little out of the norm for a gay man featured in a gay magazine. But hey, it looks pretty hot to me! And if this is how you get people talking then who am I to question it!

Per Details:

“There was one woman in Jersey who was actually gorgeous,” says Lambert. “She had obviously had a couple of cocktails, and during an after–show meet–and–greet, she just slithered up next to me and started kissing my neck. I was cool with it. But then it started to get a little weird because she was, like, moaning. She gave me a note that said, ‘I want to make out with you, here’s my number,’ and I was like, wow, this is crazy. But again, it’s cool. Because yeah, I am gay, but I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn’t mean I’m necessarily sleeping with them.”

Lambert goes on to say that female fans toss their bras and panties at him onstage, and admits that he saves as much of them as he can carry while stapling them underneath the stage in what he calls an ‘undergarment graveyard.’

Per Details:

“I think it’s weird that I’m having this effect on women. It’s flattering. I’ve never had underwear thrown at me before. Clearly there’s something significant about it, because there aren’t a lot of openly gay men in the entertainment industry.”

All through out the “American Idol” season I was drooling over Kris Allen, but who knew Adam could make me feel so tingly inside? Those are some hot pictures! Touching a woman seems more natural to him than it does to Tom Cruise. I’m just sayin’…

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Adam Lambert Glam and Gay on Rolling Stone Cover

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After months of speculation, rumors and released photographs, there is finally an official confirmation: Adam Lambert is gay. The “American Idol” runner-up is coming out to “Rolling Stone” and saying that he is proud of it. Lambert says that his admission probably won’t come off as shocking to the many who have followed his rise to fame.

Per Rolling Stone:

“I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay,” Lambert says in the new issue of Rolling Stone, hitting newsstands this week. “I’m proud of my sexuality,” Lambert adds. “I embrace it. It’s just another part of me. I loved it this season when girls went crazy for me. As far as I’m concerned, it’s all hot. Just because I’m not sticking it in there doesn’t mean that I don’t find it beautiful,” he graphically says.

Lambert says that he was tempted immediately after the Idol finale to discuss his sexuality but he thought waiting to come out to the magazine would be much cooler, saying he didn’t want the “Clay Aiken thing” and the “celebrity-magazine bull” and wanted to be able to explain himself in context. As for the small scandal over photos of Lambert in drag that surfaced on the Internet back in March, he claims he forgot to remove photos from his profile on a social networking site for the “Burning Man Festival” in Nevada. Lambert says he was worried that people would think the drag ensemble was typical of him, admitting that he’s only dressed in drag three or four times and doesn’t “tuck and wear breasts.” Stereotypes about gays do annoy Lambert though.

“Clay Aiken’s gay, and I’m gay, and we couldn’t be more different. The only thing that is the same about everyone in the gay community is that we’re gay. … Why can’t we talk about a human community?”

Besides his sexuality, he goes on to share other details with the magazine. When he was 21, he was in a European tour of “Hair” for six months. That was when he decided to dye his hair black. In Germany, he admits to experimenting with drugs, smoking pot and trying ecstasy. But he does have limits, and cocaine is a big no-no saying that it is a reflection of the lack of self-esteem and control people have over themselves and their lives. Lambert even goes on to share his feelings toward sharing a living space with Idol winner Kris Allen.

“I was like, ‘Oh, s–t, they put me with the cute guy.’ Distracting!” he says when the show moved them in together. “He’s the one guy that I found attractive in the whole group on the show: nice, nonchalant, pretty and totally my type – except that he has a wife. I mean, he’s open-minded and liberal, but he’s definitely 100 percent straight.”

Hey… who wasn’t crushing on Kris??? I sure was!!

Adam Lambert Auditions For ‘Twilight’ Saga?

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Dear Adam Lambert: Please, don’t ever, ever do this again. Sincerely, Dame Crista

It appears the American Idol runner-up spent too much time being held captive in Ryan Seacrest’s basement during his AI run. Now that he’s out and about, and out of a job, it appears that he wants to take a bite out of the Twilight franchise.

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Via The New York Post:

“Snagging a role in the tween-tastic franchise seemed to be on the top of Adam’s agenda as he got up close and personal with ‘Twilight’ director Catherine Hardwicke at the Hollywood Life Awards, where he won Young Hollywood Artist of the Year.

It’s probably time someone inform Lambert that one needs bouffant hair to play a movie vampire these days and not a Tammy Faye Baker amount of eyeliner.

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Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken Cage Match

Add some baby oil and you have something that will echo a typical weekend at a frat party.

After Clay Aiken came down from his mountain to pass judgment on Adam Lambert via his blog (only to find Lambert has the bigger fan base and subsequently had to apologize in another unnecessarily long entry), the recent Idol sensation furthered the feud. Glamerace has been the highlight of press and overshadowing the actual “American Idol” winner. So he blames jealousy for Aiken’s outburst.

Via Access Hollywood:

“I don’t know Clay. I’m glad he’s getting headlines now though, because he wasn’t before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him.”

At the news of this catty response Clay Aiken demanded a box of straight razors, Vaseline, his bitch beating hat (the one with the feathers to be worn at a jaunty angle) and a copy of “West Side Story” to perfect his dance fighting.

American Idol Controversy

It seems like every year on American Idol, the losing finalists fans try to find a way to start up some sort of controversy about why their favorite lost. This year apparently is no different.

The New York Times is reporting that AT&T may have “swayed” the voting during the finals of American Idol by hosting two hometown parties for fans of winner Kris Allen, during which they were showed how to send ten times the allowed number of text votes at a time. Since there appears to be no similar efforts to provide free texting services to supporters of Adam Lambert, his fans are calling foul on the whole situation and claiming irregularities in the competition’s voting.

Per NY Times:

“In Arkansas, we were invited to attend the local watch parties organized by the community. A few local employees brought a small number of demo phones with them and provided texting tutorials to those who were interested.” – Official statement from AT&T.

Per USA Today:

“FOX and the producers of American Idol are absolutely certain that the results of this competition are fair, accurate and verified. Kris Allen is, without a doubt, the American Idol. We have an independent third-party monitoring procedure in place to ensure the integrity of the voting process. In no way did any individuals unfairly influence the outcome of the competition.” – Official statement from FremantleMedia North America, 19 Entertainment and FOX Broadcasting Company

Also according to the NY Times, the show broadcasts an on-screen statement at the end of each episode warning that blocks of votes cast using “technical enhancements” that unfairly influence the outcome of voting can be thrown out. With almost 100 million votes cast in total, it seems doubtful to me that what AT&T did with a few little parties and a couple dozen phones could have had that much of an effect on the result. Glam-bert fans need to just sit down and knock off the whining and crying. This still probably didn’t have any impact on a vote that was reportedly not even close anyway. Your boy lost, suck it up and move on.

Being runner up might not be such a bad thing for Lambert anyways. He is reportedly considering a stint as the new frontman for Queen but he also wants to work on his own album. His dream scenario would be to do both!

Per AP News:

“How do you say no to being in Queen?” said Lambert. “I mean, that’s unbelievable. But at the same time, I do have my own thing to do right now, and that’s my goal. So if I could, I would try to do both. That’s the honest question. I would try to do both. I would love to perform with them anytime they wanted me to but I also have my record to do. So, we’ll see… My record will be kind of a rock-pop-electronic-dance thing. I don’t know how to describe it. I think it’s gonna take on a life of its own, as far as genre goes. There’s a way to take the glam rock of the ’70s and the classic rock of the ’70s and kind of modernize it. … I want it to be produced in a very very current, almost futuristic, way.”

Among the people he’d like to work with include Madonna, Lady GaGa, and Katy Perry. Something tells me 27-year-old California native Adam Lambert is here to stay for quite some time.

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Celebrity Quotes – Adam Lambert and the Ambiguously Gay Elephant

“There’s an elephant in the room and he is pink.”

- Adam Lambert addressing his sexuality.

Clay Aiken is the American Idol Gay Sidekick, Not Adam Lambert

So get out of my spotlight and step away from my Kashi sponsored snack table!

Oooo! Girl is pissed! Clay is spewing venom at the new reigning queen that took second place on American Idol.

Clay Aiken miraculously still has a fan base and charges them $29.95 a year to be a fan and gain access to his goodies on ClayOnline.com. Someone who was willing to shill out perfectly good money on this stupidity passed along Aiken’s response to: “What did you think of American Idol this year.” He went on a 5 paragraph rant stating that he only watches one episode a year just to “see what the set looks like.” Then he attacked the new loveable Glamberace.

“This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing “Ring of Fire” and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening! I wasn’t really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him. Granted, I never saw another performance (and many folks who I trust said that he was great) but I can’t imagine I would have enjoyed it.”

Meow. Kitty has claws. I put the entire rant after the cut due to the fact it is a bit long and doesn’t have the same effect without Clay’s twang and a few head bobs complete with snaps. So put your imagination caps on circa kindergarten and picture him dictating to one of his minions while he tried on garb from Men’s Warehouse and statement-making hats.

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