Lindsay Lohan is a slave to booze, nose candy and anything that requires a prescription. So when she failed two drug tests while on probation she had to drag her coke encrusted rump back to court. Judge Eldon Fox was in charge of dealing Lohan’s sentence.
Lindsay showed up to court in her usual garb so it was clear she was expecting to get a slap on the wrist, post bail and walk out to return to drunken tweets of crackery. However, Judge Fox DENIED HER BAIL. Lindsay was then cuffed and taken into custody. She could be locked up until October 22 according to developing stories. She tested positive for coke and Adderall. Her attorney didn’t even get to make any statements or arguments before Fox handed down his ruling. Lohan looked shocked and begged with her eyes for her lawyer, Shawn Chapman to do something.
Michael Lohan burped up some statement about Lindsay’s incarceration being Dina Lohan and Linds’ attorney’s fault. I hate it when my attorney makes me snort coke at gun point too. (Insert eye roll.) She has been driven to Lynwood and she is due to remain there (as of now) until October 22nd.
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