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Half Nude Men in ESPN Magazine – Photos

October 14, 2009 By Leave a Comment

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Do you really care why these fine male specimens are half naked and sitting around a locker room gabbing about Top Chef? I didn’t think so, but in case you want to read this “for the articles” here is some rambling for you.

ESPN has resorted to nudity to sell magazines. The cover of their Body Issues (mag issues not ‘does this helmet cover my dong and simultaneously make me look fat? body issues) feature athletes of various sports naked or near naked (never nudes). I have no clue as to who half of these people are. Unless it is Brian Urlacher (Call me baby. It’s ok you were Paris’ plaything. We will double bag it and get some Tilex.), celebrity athletes all look the same.

So enjoy the soft core ESPN porn.

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Serena Williams Nude for ESPN – Photo

October 7, 2009 By 1 Comment

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It is way too early in the morning to be looking at Serena Williams naked. However, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

ESPN stripped Serena of her clothes and plopped her on the cover of their magazine cleverly titled, ESPN Magazine. (Personally I would have went with “Balls, Balls and More Balls Mag” but that’s just me.) The 28 year old tennis champ unabashedly covered “The Body” issue in her birthday suit.

She will be joined by 6 other scantily clothed athletes including a Gina Carano topless, Adrian Peterson, Dwight Howard and finally another half nude Claire Bevilacqua.

She is built like a baby elephant, but in a good way. Healthy. Good for her I say.

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