David Beckham’s Armani Bulge – Photo

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I needed something to cleanse my minds eye after seeing Phil Spector’s mugshot this morning. David Beckham and his bulge will have to do. Jonathon Rhys Meyers must be busy.

Armani is still using David Beckham to shill man panties. After his first round of ads increased sales over 50% at Selfridges, the brand is sticking with the footballer. David is once again the crotch for the fall/winter campaign shown above in the final stages of his 3 year deal with the designer.

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Image Via: Armani

Banned Coco avant Chanel Ad

Audrey Tautou s undertaking the role of Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel in the film “Coco avant Chanel.” The actress is portraying one of the most legendary designers hailing from Paris. However, posters with the starlet sitting on sitting on a couch in pajamas and smoking a cigarette are being banned from Paris. Currently any images of smoking, even those of one the most influential Parisians, are being torn down.

The country’s city of romance has banned all public smoking. This took place at the start of 2009. In light of the no smoking, no exceptions law, a new poster was put in place of the “offensive” advert.

Via Telegraph:

“The film’s producers were obliged to provide an alternative poster showing Tautou with the male lead. But a representative of Warner France said that “for us, the real poster is where Coco Chanel is smoking in a natural pose that translates her strong personality and her modernity.”

Agreed. You will rarely find a picture of the real Coco with a cigarette in her hand or mouth. It’s a part of her personality.

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Images Via: IMBD

Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen Versace Ads – Photos

Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen took on the campaign for Versace’s Spring 2009 ads. They are kinda boring and just kicking it on the ocean. They look good though. Kate must have taken a shower that day.

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Images Via: Luxx

Jessica Alba Photoshop – Before and After Photos

A few days ago everyone was all gushy over Jessica Alba’s Campari ads. (Personally, I have been more excited about a trip to the gyno. Big deal. It‘s a Latina version of Brooke Hogan celebrating booze.)

Alba was praised for looking so spectacular post baby. I would too if a team of skilled artists took off 20 pounds. She was airbrushed into something more “acceptable” with the addition of extra collar bones and knee definition. They also slimmed her down, removing all of her curves and performing a photoshopped breast lift.

I need a couple of those. She isn’t the only celeb to go under the photoshop knife. David Beckham was said to have his manhood enhanced for his Armani ads. (Click HERE to see David Beckham’s Photoshopped Bulge in Armani Ads.)

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