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The saga of Ashton Kutcher’s peripatetic peen continues. The replacement ‘Two and a Half Men’ star was caught clubbing during his 6 year wedding anniversary and reportedly having sex with someone who wasn’t Demi Moore. (Click HERE for more torrid details and photos of his affair…)
A hacker has returned with more alleged nude photos of Blake Lively. Of course, her PR team says the trick in the photos is not Blake and just a lookalike hunting for a payday.
The hacker, who is apparently being funded by Apple, threw a warning on one of the photos saying: “Oh, yes, Blake’s rep. These are totally fake. We really, really believe you. Want moar? BTW, thanks for all the faps.”
Another day, another talk show elder catfight. The ladies had ‘Where Are They Now’ episode (aka future cast members of the ‘Dancing with the Stars’) and Jessica Hahn tried to take on The Babs. Hahn was made famous by making sexy times with Jim Bakker who was a televangelist in the 80’s.
The affair resulted in 15 minutes of fame and a Playboy spread. When Sherri Shepherd tried to refer to Jessica and Jim’s hook up as an “affair,” the trick turned to Barbara Walters
and pointed to the home wrecker finger.
“This wasn’t an affair,” she said. “Unlike, I don’t want to be cruel or anything, in your book Audition you had an affair with a Senator-” Babs wasn’t haven’t any of her lip and jumped in stating, “This is about you, my dear. this is not about me. OK?” she said, to applause from the crowd. “I’m very happy talk about my relationships, but this is about you.”
Perhaps I am missing out by not watching ‘The View.’ It sounds like they are a gold lame miniskirt away from RuPaul’s Drag Race: Untucked.
Here are the Top 10 Celebrity Scandals of 2010 in no particular order….
1. Tiger Woods and the Whore Parade – The pro-golfer went from idol to shamed sex maniac after a rodeo of hookers, waitresses and night club hostesses came forward with tales of his fetishes. It all started in late 2009 as Tiger’s wife chased him down with a club and went Dick Cheney on him and his car. The ladies of the night then started pouring out details of their sordid affairs. In the end, it cost him $110 million in a divorce settlement. Click HERE for more details on Tiger Woods and His Cheating scandal…
2. Mel Gibson and the Glum C*nt – After divorcing his wife Mel Gibson and his mistress, Oksana Grigorieva, went public. The two then hit red carpet events together and announced that they were expecting a baby. Following the birth of their daughter Lucia, Mel went crazy and reportedly hit Oksana while she held their infant daughter in her arms. Gibson has a past full of drunken tirades surrounding his personal anti-Semitic views so when the news of audio tapes filled with death threats and acts of violence hit, it wasn’t as much of a shock. That is, until he started demanding pre-jacuzzi blow jobs mixed with threats to kill Oksana, bury her in a rose garden and set fire to her home. Click HERE for more details on Mad Mel’s Metldown…
3. Jesse James, Sandra Bullock and Forehead Tattoo Hoe –Most of Hollywood hides infidelity like a bad scar…ugly and permanent. Sandra Bullock is one of America’s sweethearts and it appeared to be rainbows and butterflies when it came to her marriage. After her emotional Oscar acceptance speech the joy soon ended. Jesse’s cheating scandal hit tabloids with a vengeance. One rag gave Sandra a warning of the impending exposure of the infidelity. She packed up and kicked her cheating husband to the curb and sought solace in her son she had adopted. Click HERE for more on Sandra, Jesse and His Skank Parade…
4. Miley Cyrus, The Bong, The Crotch Shots – Miley Cyrus is a head shaving away from become a budget version of Britney Spears. The girl is barely 18 and has multiple nude photo scandals, crotch shots, lap dancing videos and a drug scandal under her belt. Her latest antic was being video tapped sucking on a bong and immediately tripping on what is said to be salvia. It’s been a busy year for the “Can’t Be Tamed” singer. She was also the subject of Perez Hilton’s faux pas after he posted an uncensored pic of her crotch on Twitter. Roberta Ferguson of Earsucker explained that “He pushed the lines of child pornography, as the Disney starlet was only 17-years-old at the time. It was one of the biggest stories of the year because it caused a wave of controversy among his detractors. He didn’t back down, instead taking to his blog to make an unapologetic video. It was Photoshopped and an obvious fake in the end.” Click HERE for Miley Cyrus Scandals…
5. Charlie Sheen VS. Hotel Chandelier – Charlie Sheen loves his booze, coke and women (not necessarily in that order.) He ended his last Christmas threatening and hitting his wife. The progressed with the usual antics of jail, rehab and some of his cars mysteriously committing suicide. Finally, in October the current highest paid male tv star had a debacle at the Plaza Hotel. We aren’t talking some Eloise shiz here. Charlie was found naked in his room after a hooker/porn star called the cops when he locked her in a closet and then beat up a chair, table and chandelier. This guy knows how to party. Click HERE for the photos of the damage…
6. John Travolta Gay Sex Scandal – This has been going on for years, but it hit a new pinnacle when author Robert Randolph wrote about John’s same sex exploits in his new book. To further the rumor, Carrie Fisher voiced her opinions on his sexuality.
“I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his (Travolta’s) legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given (bleep) jobs?”
Fisher answered “Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.”
7. Lindsay Lohan.Period. – It wouldn’t be a year without Lindsay Lohan crying in a courtroom. Lindsay failed to show up to a court date for a DUI hearing because Leprechauns stole her passport while she was in Cannes. Looming paparazzi followed the flimsy excuse with pics of Lindsay partying the nights away following the loss of her travel documents. She landed in jail and gave us all another mugshot to add to her collection. After a two week sentence she was plopped into rehab and failed a drug test in September. Click HERE for Lindsay Lohan’s mugshot…
8. Demi Lovato Punching Back Up Dancer – This troubled starlet couldn’t dodge the Disney curse. From photos and rumors of her cutting problem to her drug addictions and partying, this girl was a time bomb. After whatever it was that set her off (perhaps the staged romance with Joe Jonas), Demi punched one of her back up dancers. She immediately was sent to rehab, but it didn’t stop a rumored sex tape and a set of racy photos of Lovato. Click HERE for more of Fallen Disney Starlets…
9. LeAnn Rimes Man Snatchin’ – LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian met on the set of set of a Lifetime movie. They soon turned into a real life drama. The two were caught on camera having a date night while kissing and suck on each other’s fingers. Both were married to other people at the time. Eddie attempted to make it work with his wife after their affair became public knowledge. Rimes continued to stalk him and pretty much told her husband to take a hike. They are now engaged and sitting by themselves at the shamed bitches table. Shape Magazine received an onslaught of criticism after plastering LeAnn on their cover. The Editor has since apologized for her lapse in taste.
10. Brett Favre Caught With His Pants on the Ground – Brett Favre couldn’t keep his peen to himself according to Jenn Sterger. The Playboy Playmate turned Sports Illustrated lacky shared the story of Brett trying to seduce her on multiple occasions. It started with a few phone calls that turned sexually aggressive and were followed with pictures of Favre’s penis. In one of the photos Brett is allegedly masturbating while wearing sandals. What resulted was a laughable investigation and a slew of Croc jokes. As pointed out on Sportscasm, it is impossible to tell whether or not or not it is actually Favre, but the voicemails sound a lot like him.
I am going to start my career on the Food Network because all these tv cooks are getting more rump than a public toilet seat. Star is claiming that John Mayer is sampling Giada De Laurentiis’ meatloaf in hotel suites. This follows a report that January Jones of ‘Mad Men’ fame had an affair with Bobby Flay (click HERE for that story…
Giada is married to fashion designer Todd Thompson and they have a 2 year old little girl. However, the rag claims that she and Mayer hooked up at The Standard hotel in New York.
“John had one hand on the small of her back,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They looked like two people who were going to go home together.”
Later that night, another eyewitness saw them at the nearby Hotel Gansevoort, where they disappeared into a suite
together!”
John Mayer is like 6 different kinds of slutty so I don’t doubt that he would nail anything with pulse. However, Giada seems like and Italian Tinkerbell and incapable of such levels side nasty, but a blind item ran last year that fits incredibly well….
“Spectacular is the one word to describe today’s blind. This A list female celebrity chef was overheard in a restaurant the other day. Nothing unusual about that right? I mean people are nosy and we strain our ears. Well, it turns out this celebrity chef who is married was discussing an affair she recently had with this B list male singer with A list name recognition and reputation. She wasn’t shy about discussing the details either. I mean explicit, graphic details about what the two did to each other. Nothing out of the ordinary, but definitely not shy in recounting every last act. It does appear to have been a one time thing, but this is totally not what you expect from our chef and the image she tries to portray to the public.”
Star actually asked her about bedding John and of course she denied that she exchanged anything beyond pleasantries with him.
When approached by Star for comment, a giggling Giada admitted, “I was at The Standard that night.” But she insists she’s not cooking up trouble with John — and didn’t even see him that night: “I’ve met him and he’s a great guy, but I just like his music. That’s all.”
The engagement is off. Kelly Osbourne has dumped model fiance Luke Worrall after discovering he cheated on her.
According to Perez, they were exchanging comments on Facebook in a war of words. Since then, the posts have been removed sans for one comment left by Kelly…“Luke Worrall makes me sick!”
She has since confirmed via her Twitter that he was unfaithful stating:
@****** thanx your a really sweet heart so what your saying is that im ugly so it was ok for him to cheat go f**k yourself!!!!!
I like Kelly. She is like a British version of myself only my dad isn’t a goth rocker, but is as equally as awesome.
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January Jones crashed into 3 parked cars and made up a fictional story about being chased by a slew of paparazzi after watching a basketball game with friends. Turns out, that story needs dipped in Glade because it reeks of crap.
Witnesses and victims of the crash said that there were NO photographers around before, after or during Jones’ multiple crashes. They were also shocked to see Food Network star, Bobby Flay, show up on the scene of the accident. Also, no photos of the crash have surfaced. Pics of the “Mad Men” star running into 3 cars, meeting with Flay and then fleeing would mean huge money. Yet, the only photos to show up were taken many hours later.
Via TMZ:
“A woman who owns one of the cars that was hit tells TMZ … she heard the crash, looked over her balcony and saw Jones. She says around 10 minutes after the crash, Food Network star Bobby Flay showed up in a separate car, began talking with her and telling her to leave the scene, which she did.”
Another witness who confronted January confirmed that Flay was there and left after Jones fled.
“The witness at the scene tells TMZ she was face-to-face with Jones and smelled alcohol on her breath. The witness says Jones left her driver’s license with another resident and left. She returned 45 minutes later in a different set of clothes, chewing gum.”
Police talked to Jones and didn’t give her a sobriety test do to the fact she left the scene and came back. They claim it would be impossible to tell if she went home and had a beer then came back. Because nothing screams good idea like leaving the scene of an accident to go home and have a martini only to return to the accident to have a chat with police. Regardless of how this flimsy her story is and how many laws she has appeared to have broke, police are no longer investigating.
As for Bobby Flay and January, many are crossing their arms and using the power of reasoning to shout AFFAIR at this mess. Jones called Flay immediately after getting into the crash. His statement was full of crap as well. He claimed he just met her that night and saw that she had a beer, but wasn’t monitoring her booze intake. His rep says Flay only gave her his number because she said she wants to remodel her kitchen and only showed up just to make sure she was ok. So to recrap (typo, but it stays): January Jones and Bobby Flay were together at The London West Hollywood Hotel “watching a Lakers game with friends.” She had a beer, exchanged numbers with Flay for kitchen remodeling purposes and smashed into three parked cars. Called the Bobby for help despite just meeting him….
Febreeze that story too because it smells worse than last night’s mahi mahi. The questions of: why would someone call a person they just met for help after an accident??? And why would you go to the scene of an accident instead of calling 911 for someone you just met???
Flay’s marital history isn’t helping. Currently he is on his third marriage and notoriously known for being a cad. He married Stephanie March of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.” Rumors of a coke problem have followed the star around for a few years. He was also on the guest list of Paris Hilton’s birthday party last year and the year before. (Obviously that doesn’t prove much, but take it as you will.) Jones has also been photographed with a hickey after leaving another party in Malibu in May (click HERE for those pics).
What do you think?
UPDATE: Another claim that Bobby Flay and January Jones had a cozy and boozed filled dinner together last month has surfaced. A fellow patron of Peppermill Lounge in Las Vegas reportedly spotted Bobby and Jones together in mid-May. She had her picture taken with him (shown in the photo gallery below) and shared this tale:
“I had seen the two at the lounge inside of Peppermill at Las Vegas. At first I thought the lady he was with was his wife. They were both sitting close to each other and they both were drinking alcoholic beverages. When I went over to ask for a picture, to my surprise the woman he was with was January Jones.
He seemed a little tipsy, his face was red and he seemed super relaxed. January on the other hand didn’t seem she was intoxicated yet. When I was leaving, they were both in the booths where the fireplace was. At the Peppermill, the fireplace area is where the “couples” usually sit. They were sitting very close to each other, talking, laughing, and slight touching involved. It looked a lot like they were just flirting back and forth with each other. They looked like they were an item. I thought maybe his wife and him had gotten a divorce but I checked online to my surprise that he was still married? So I don’t know what the deal is.. But I believe there is something there.”
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The blonde chic from “Mad Men” pulled some hit and run hood rat shiz last night. January Jones hit three parked cars and then exited stage left while mumbling about not being able to deal…
LAPD tells TMZ January was driving a Range Rover around 9 PM last night when she allegedly lost control, hit the other cars and caused some major damage. We’re told a witness reported the accident to police and claimed that January fled on foot after saying, “I can’t deal with this commotion.”
Eventually she went back and Jones’ excuse for exiting Dynasty style was paparazzi following her. The cops bought that crap and didn’t arrest her, but they are investigating. No alcohol or drugs were involved according to the police, but they didn’t bother to test her either.
I find her to be as interesting as a plastic bag in the wind, but the paps were all over her after they caught her doing a “cab ride of shame” the day before. (C-List stars don’t do walks of shame.) She hit some GQ/Oceana soiree and then hit an after party. The following morning she got into a cab with her hair a mess, strapless bra hanging out and looking like she had slept a cumulative 20 minutes. Don’t pretend you haven’t had to pick bits of Dortios from your hair, take a whores bath in a frat bathroom and walk home.
She was also was photographed sporting a hickey as she was leaving another party in Malibu in late May. Maybe I underestimated what kind of ho shiz this girl is capable of…
UPDATE: Apparently Bobby Flay was also on the scene of the accident. Jones called him after she got into the accident. He showed up to see if she was ok. This is crap story his publicist cooked up:
Baum says Flay only met Jones once, and gave her his number because she said she wants to remodel her kitchen.
After crashing her car, Jones called Flay for help and Baum says he went to the scene to see if she was OK.”
Yes, this story needs Febreezed as it too smells fishy.
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This one is from the National Enquirer kittens, so let’s all put on our imagination caps and venture to the land of guessing and make believe.
According to the rag, Matt Lauer has left his wife, model Annette Roque, after 12 years of marriage. The cover screams it and mentions a “new cheating scandal rocking his marriage.” This isn’t the first report of infidelity and the couple actually separated while Roque was pregnant in 2006. They later reconciled before their divorce they filed became official. The separation gave fuel to the rumors that Matt was having sexy times with a married 26 year old shortly before he and Annette married.
This wouldn’t surprise me as every man with any kind of celebrity status has gone sex maniac crazy. Matt is a bit of a ladies man. It’s the furry abs….
Ian Halperin, author of the tell-all “Brangelina,” is insistent that Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga hooked up at a hotel last night.
A source close to the actress told IUC late last night that there was recently a secret rendez vous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night. Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa. Still, I reserve judgment on this one until I see more proof. Developing…
Why not? They both have equal opportunity crotches. I am sure that we could guess the ending to this. Angie will shave Brad’s horrid chin beard in his sleep and then slip on her favorite pleather body suit and ran off to marry Gaga in a ceremony officiated by Tiger Woods and feature Robert Pattinson as the best man.
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
It looks like Bruno Mars isn’t a fan of Adele. The ‘It Will Rain’ singer lost Best Pop Song to returning songstress and it appears as though it didn’t sit well with him. After Alicia Keys announces another Adele win, he appears to be throwing a temper tantrum. Joke? [shrug] Bad joke if it was [...]
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Last night the Grammy Awards went on as planned, but included a few moments dedicated to Whitney Houston. The singer was found dead in her hotel room on Saturday morning. 21221222396 Several moments were dedicated to the ‘Bodyguard’ star and powerhouse vocalist. LL Cool J opened the show with a prayer for Whitney and kept [...]
