I suppose that when you are a rap veteran you can demand trays of gold to eat and flying ponies to ride. (I kid. That is Mariah Carey’s demands list.) Either way, it’s hardly surprising that Sean Combs’ Diddy Dirty Money tour demands are bottoming out in New York.

Diddy’s tour is passing through New York and has a $45,000 price tag for the right to host the official after party. Most venues are taking one look at his fees and passing.

“Sources say the rapper — who’s touring smaller venues in support of his “Last Train to Paris” release and will play the Hammerstein Ballroom on April 22 — has been asking for as much $45,000 from Manhattan clubs to host an after-party, with $25,000 payable to the artist when the venue signs on the dotted line and the rest three days before the party jumps off.”

A top nightlife promoter told Page Six that he might get that kind of payoff in Vegas, but New York hot spots will only laugh and stamp a big NO THANKS on his demands. Pacha, Covet, Shadow and Hudson Terrace have already passed according to reports. On top of the cash, he also has a shopping list of alcohol that must be present along with his own VIP area and personal waitress…

12 bottles of Ciroc vodka
10 bottles of Moët rose Champagne
2 bottles of Patron Platinum
5 bottles of Hypnotiq
Ice that “must be clean”

One New Jersey club was willing to meet his demands, but he snubbed the venue and wanted to party in New York only. Looks like his handlers will have to talk him into a more agreeable fee or slum it with ice that hasn’t been blessed by the Pope.

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