Portia de Rossi is legally changing her name again. Instead of Princess Consuela Banana Hammock, she will be adopting her wife’s last name. According to TMZ, after marrying Ellen DeGeneres she is legally changing her name to Portia Lee James DeGeneres or Portia DeGeneres if you are lazy.
From hence forth, please forget that she was ever named Amanda Lee Rogers or Portia de Rossi. I am completely torn in this name change. To go from Amanda Lee Rogers (which sounds like the name of Mister McFeely and Mister Roger’s adopted Malaysian daughter) to Portia de Rossi (which sounds like the name of a boxed wine or bottle of perfume Aunt Yetta got you for Chanukah) and then to Portia DeGeneres seems like an identity crisis.