Sofia Vergara, Mila Kunis ‘Most Desirable Woman of 2012’

AskMen.com has released the names of the winners of their Most Desirable Women poll. Usually when I hear the words “poll” and “women” my mind automatically goes to strippers. Alas, none of the ladies on the list are currently working the night shift at the Bill’s Boobie Bungalow.

Sofia Vergara should have won first place, but somehow readers where impressed by a ‘Gossip Girl.’ Sure. Why not?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Affair

Amber Rose has weaved a tale of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian having an affair. When two egos collide it always ends in a supernova of self congratulatory sex. I am sure it wasn’t as great as Amber fears. Foreplay probably consisted of an argument over who is prettier and positioning a mirror at an angle in which they can both stare at themselves.

Apparently, Amber Rose thought that someone who dispenses wisdom such as, “an abortion can cost a ballin’ n*gga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ b*tches be getting pregnant on purpose,” would be able to keep his disco stick to himself.

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Rihanna and Kanye West Flirty Hook Up

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Rumor has it Rihanna was seen getting cozy with Kanye West at the London club Whisky Mist, flirting outrageously and doing some dirty dancing during a recent night out. Was she drunk?? Certainly no one would entertain this idea on their own free will!

Per Showbiz Spy:

“When Kanye came in, he immediately gave her a huge hug and kiss, and sat down with her. The pair were chatting at length, ignoring everyone else,” a source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper. “She stood in front of Kanye giving him the benefit of a very private dance — and he loved every second. When people started filtering out of the club at 3am, Rihanna was still in a party mood — so the group had their very own lock-in, with free-flowing drinks and their choice in music. They left around 4.30am.”

Ooo Sleeeeee-zzzaaayyyy! First Chris Brown, now Kanye West? Girl, you need better taste in men! Rihanna was supposedly dancing with female pals when Kanye joined her at the VIP table and ordered several bottles of expensive Dom Perignon champagne. She then cozied up to Kanye during their champagne-fuelled evening at the club, before doing her little dance when Mariah Careys‘ “All I Want For Christmas (Is You)” came on.

Somewhere in the back of his head, I’m sure he was thinking ‘Hey Rihanna, Imma let you finish. But my girlfriend Amber Rose gives the best lap-dances of all time.”

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Kanye West Throws Crazy Fit Over Chicken

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So, things are still rolling on the ham sandwich crazy train on Kanye West “Stroke My Ego or I Will Cut You Because I Have Deep Self Confidence Issues and No Class” tour.

Rapper, Common, had organized a charity concert event that benefited his foundation focused on empowering and developing urban youth. Kanye West showed up (why is he still being invited to public events?) and we all know he was going to diva-out again. Vibe reports the many onlookers stood in shock as he threw a fit like a child over chicken.

The rapper was allegedly upset over his not being offered food while in the dressing room backstage. After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, “Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?”

When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, ‘Ye yelled, “Well, I’m asking now!” After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash. Meanwhile, the rapper’s beau Amber Rose, stood silent, while other celebrities backstage watched in awe.

Oy. I can just here him tapping away at some justification ridden statement in all caps about his chicken issues. Someone get cans of Lysol ready because we all know his statement is going to be full of poo.

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