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An autopsy on Amy Winehouse failed to determine what killed her, leaving fans and family with a weeks-long wait for the results of toxicology tests. Police also confirmed that it’s not yet known what killed Winehouse because her autopsy was inconclusive.
Farewell Amy Winehouse…
A couple of fans tell me this is a video of the last time Amy Winehouse took the stage.
Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London home. The 27 year old has long battled health issues including drug and alcohol abuse.
The official cause of death hasn’t been revealed. Winehouse was found in her house in Camden and there are no signs of foul play. Police arrived at her home at 4:05 PM and she was pronounced dead at the scene.
Miley Cyrus appears to have a thing for her co-stars. The Disney starlet with a past that reads like the agenda of a future stripper (Click HERE for a rundown of Miley’s transgressions…) is now dating Josh Bowman. They met while filming ‘So Undercover.’
The 26 year old British actor and Cyrus were photographed kissing and cuddling in Griffith Park in LA this past weekend. Josh kissed Miley as he straddled her and her while she held her new puppy. They smiled for cameras as she lounged in his lap and pet her pup.
In case you don’t keep up on random British men, this is the guy who was briefly “in love” with Amy Winehouse (click HERE for that story…) Let’s hope Miley busted out some Lysol and dipped him in hand sanitizer before jumping on that train.
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Breakout the photoshop awards because someone put in enough overtime to earn the most dedicated shopper award. Tell your children that they won’t be getting any presents from Santa this year because his elves were busy making Amy Winehouse a presentable human being for Fred Perry’s ads.
Seriously, Henry Higgins circa ‘My Fair Lady’ was brought to life just to create these by dipping her in RID, scrubbed the vomit out of her hair, tamed her liner, evacuated the raccoons living in her weave/hive and bathed her in bleach and Dawn.
For more celebs in need of a makeover, click HERE…
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Amy Winehouse wants Peter Doherty to live with her. This is going to end with an army of stoned cats, a booze drought and outbreak of scurvy. It’s going to look like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
Via The Sun:
“Amy has offered Pete a place to stay while he’s in London working on The Libertines comeback. She thinks a lot of him and they’ve been through a lot together so she wants to help him out. But pals are worried because they are bad influences on each other.”
Bad idea. It’s like putting Lindsay Lohan in charge of guarding the blow stash.
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It appears that Mischa Barton has gone the way of Britney Spears and is an umbrella short of shaving her head and beating a car. What happened to the troubled but perky Marissa Cooper? Where is Ryan Atwood at? He needs to come and tell her to put to guacamole down and take off the Big Lots weave.
Barton was meandering around London with a box of guacamole (not kidding) and appeared to have cutting marks and sores on her right arm. She spent time on involuntary psychiatric hold last summer after her last hope of work, “The Beautiful Life” was axed. She has also been partying with Amy Winehouse and was drinking with her on Monday night at The Hawley Arms.
Ahh, the Winehouse. That explains the open sores, cutting marks and looking like a beat down hooker. Poor girl.
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Driving home the fact that some men will nail anything with two boobs and a pulse, reports are flooding in that singer Amy Winehouse is pregnant. Amy Winehouse’s coke emaciated frame is sporting a bump in the belly area. Naturally we media whores start screaming baby bump at the sight of bloat on a celeb. Relax. Despite the fact I like Starpulse, no life forms have been found in Winehouse’s womb.
Allegations of her knocked-up’ness started spreading after Winehouse was photographed wearing what appears to be a bathing-suit and cut-off jorts while club hopping in London last night. Winehouse is clearly sporting a bulging belly. I am 99% sure that this “bump” is a ham hot pocket. I fear the creature able to incubate in Amy’s booze laden body.
Via Starpulse:
“Amy joined reggae singer Damian Marley and rapper Nas for the evening to celebrate Damian’s birthday. The trio partied well into the night at the London sushi hotspot before moving on to the Runway club, around the corner, before returning to Kyashii to carry on partying until almost 5 a.m. We hope she’s not partying too hard if she’s expecting!”
I have to say I am a little partial to Amy as my very first Hollywood Dame story was about her and her teeth, or boobs, or something.
In my opinion, Winehouse looks more like she has the beer and coke bloats that a little Wine-O to worry about. Or maybe that’s just what I am hoping.
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It’s being reported this morning that hot-mess Amy Winehouse doesn’t discriminate in the bedroom, causing women everywhere to scream in panic.
After allegations that her estranged husband, Blake Fielder-Civil was caught romancing a pre-op tranny named Mia (I couldn’t make this shizz up), Winehouse decided to reveal that she has desires of her own.
Via News of the World:
“So what? I like girls as well. I have had relationships with other women but that doesn’t mean I don’t still love Blake.
There is something about being with a woman that is very satisfying. I don’t care what people think about me being bi – I do what feels good.”
Apparently showering with soap and brushing her teeth do not feel good to Amy.
Her celebrity crush? X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole.
“She doesn’t hold back and says what she feels. She often talks about other women. Her favourite is Cheryl, who she really fancies. Most women can appreciate another woman’s beauty but Amy definitely takes that to the next level.”
As for whether or not this story has any merit, well…The News of the World is the same publication that announced the Brangelina split right before the two were spotted canoodling. (Click HERE for the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Split Story)
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Amy Winehouse may have kicked her drug addiction (supposedly), but she has moved on to bigger and even bigger things: plastic surgery.
As you all know, Winehouse pumped up her lady lumps by two full cup sizes recently (refresh your mammary-tee hee-by clicking here)and now has plans to slim down one of her larger assets-her nose.
Via The Mirror:
“Amy’s become totally obsessed with surgery since her boob job. She wants her nose made smaller to fit with her small face as she hates the fact her nose is so big and she doesn’t like the shape. Amy says she can barely look in the mirror at the moment as she hates it so much. She’s booked in for January but is pushing to get it done sooner. Her family are dead-set against it and her brother has gone mad at her saying it will ruin her whole look and she will become unrecognizable. They’re trying to talk her out of it but Amy’s having none of it.”
Though her family is trying to stop her current addiction, I am hoping she keeps it up until she does something about her teeth. Really. They’re gross.
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