Anderson Cooper Boyfriend

Anderson Cooper To Adopt Haitian Baby – UPDATE

It’s a special day: today the Dame has passed the bottle of Grey Goose and all stories of her beloved Silver Fox, Anderson Cooper, to me. Yes, she’s likely drunk, but I am running with it.

The National Enquirer is reporting today that Anderson Cooper and his boyfriend Benjamin Maisani, are planning to adopt a Haitian baby left orphaned following the devastating earthquake that recently rocked the small nation.

While saving all kids of folk in Haiti (read more about that by clicking here), Coop’s man-friend Ben has been busy renovating an old New York Firehouse (which our friends at Gawker are affectionately referring to as the ” big butch firehouse of love”) that the two will move into shortly.

Via Gawker:

“After saving one on national television, Anderson is said to be bringing home a Haitian orphan of his own and will raise it with Maisani. Cooper’s transformation into Madonna is complete!”

Is it really bad of me to want to fly to Haiti to see if I could be considered as one of Cooper’s choices?

Too bad the Silver Fox isn’t adopting. Cooper Twittered his response to the rumors of an adoption.

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Anderson Cooper Shacks Up With His Lover, Will Announce He is Gay

In my fantasy world, I am Anderson Cooper’s neighbor. In the evenings, we take martinis on the balcony while trash-talking the bitches at Fox News and eating boxes of Little Debbie Zebra Cakes. It’s my happy place.

Now, it seems, I have to make some room in that happy place for Cooper’s rumored lover, gay bar owner Ben Maisani.

According to the National Enquirer (i.e. take it for what it’s worth), the Silver Fox and Maisani have been together for around 8 months and are now taking the plunge into his-and-his real estate.

“Anderson has found his ‘Mr. Right’ in Ben. Their relationship is so solid they want to move in together, and they’ve been looking at Manhattan real estate. Anderson firmly believes that media members should keep their personal lives private, but for years he’s dropped hints that he’s gay. Now that he’s with Ben – who is certainly not shy about his sexuality – Anderson is seriously considering publicly acknowledging his sexuality.

The couple also are rumored to have recently returned from a romantic getaway to India. Whatever happened to body-shots in Cancun? Ah, romance is so dead. Regardless, I cannot wait for the People magazine cover of him rolling in women’s shoes and glitter with the words ‘Yup, I’m Gay’ on the cover.