Because I want to start my morning off with something that doesn’t make me want to throw a thousand eye rolls such as: A) whatever Lindsay Lohan farked, farked up or snorted then farked before farking up, B) California’s legal/justice system and Lindsay Lohan or C) or the injustice of the fact that ‘The Birdcage’ wasn’t nominated for an Oscar for BEST MOVIE EVER, lets all watch Anderson Cooper giggling his way through another segment like a group of teenage girls trying to put condoms on bananas in sex ed.
























