Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez to Reunite ?!

Ben Affleck dumping Jennifer Garner for newly divorced Jennifer Lopez?! This is probably the only ESCANDALO! that could rob Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston of their reining tyranny of gossip targets.

In what you could easily deem as laughable, OK! mag is running with a story that Ben is going to hit the eject button on his marriage to Jennifer Garner so he can return to Jennifer Lopez. (Click HERE for Jennifer Garner’s latest pregnancy rumor…) Unless he misses jumping through hoops like some circus poodle, I highly doubt it, but let’s go on for funsies…

After this morning was filled with Ted Kennedy passing away (click here to read about that) and the Chris Brown f**kery (click here to read it), I decided to give myself some laughs. Thank the gossip gods that Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are around.

New reports amused me with their ridiculousness. Once again, Brad and Angie are fighting due to Jen and her bong. The rumor is that Pitt and Jolie are fighting about his renewed love of pot. It’s no secret that he and his ex wife used to dabble in marijuana use. So naturally all their problems are thanks to Jennifer.

Per Faded Youth:

“Angie traces Brad’s love of cannabis to when he was still with Jennifer Aniston,” a source is quoted as saying. “And she says it’s Jen’s fault Brad is still smoking pot, since the bulk of his drug-taking days were when he was with her. The whole of Hollywood knew these two were big pot lovers and Angie is convinced Brad is reminiscing over his time with Jen every time he lights up a joint.”

Yes, this makes total sense. Someone who used to rock out coke and heroine is totally going to judge a pot smoking hippie. Uh huh. Sure. While we are at it, lets blame Aniston for everything. She is the reason I got a nasty sunburn, Kevin Federline and Tori Spelling are going to have tv shows and global warming. Thanks a lot Rachel Green!

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