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Chelsea Handler Attacks Angelina Jolie – VIDEO

December 6, 2010 By 1 Comment

Nothing says Happy Monday like a video of Chelsea Handler throwing the word C.U.Next Tuesday around like an Irish hooker with Tourettes.

Chelsea Handler took out her pot and called Jolie’s kettle black. During a show in New Jersey, the comedienne (I use the term loosely) started in on Angelina Jolie being a homewrecker.

“She’s a homewrecker, she is,” Chelsea started on Angie. “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f***ing b***h.”

Someone answer Handler with a video of a Brangeloonie sitting in a room wallpapered with Mr. and Mrs. Smith posters screaming “You in danger girl!” Maddox is filing his nails into mini-shivs and gonna go all Wolverine on her.

Seriously though….Handler slept her way to the top of the crap tv pile with a married man who also left his wife for her. Whateves. Kathy Griffin > Handler. ‘Nuff said.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt On Set PDA – PHOTOS

November 8, 2010 By 1 Comment

Angelina Jolie let forced demanded mind controlled with her voodoo vag had Brad Pitt visit her while on set in Budapest. Jolie is making her directorial debut for ‘United Love Story.’ He has spent a lot of time on set with her and they haven’t been shy in showing some PDA.

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Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp’s ‘The Tourist’ Trailer – VIDEO

October 11, 2010 By 1 Comment

Sticking Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp on screen together seems like a sure-fire way to make your mark on the box office numbers. Jolie stars in slick European comedy crime capper ‘The Tourist‘ with Depp, due in theaters December 10th.

Per Monsters and Critics:

‘The Tourist’ revolves around Frank (Johnny Depp), an American tourist visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. While on his trip he meets Elise (Angelina Jolie), an mysterious woman who deliberately crosses his path. Frank follows Elise in the quest of love, but finds himself caught up in a whole lot of trouble.

So, sad man + extraordinary woman = intrigue, danger, etc etc. Let’s hope Jolie and Depp spark like roman candles.

Click here to check out new photos from ‘Welcome to the Riley’s.’

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Angelina Jolie Murder Attempt

August 18, 2010 By Leave a Comment

National Enquirer is weaving tale of a psychotic Angelina Jolie. They are basing 90% of their claims on Andrew Morton’s tell-all book. (Click HERE to see the Angelina Jolie Bondage/nude photos that are in the book.)

The first point the rag hits is Angie’s mom… (It’s always a low blow to pick on someone’s mom. Unless it’s that walking sack of Applebee’s Mudslide, Dina Lohan.)

“The book also portrays Jolie’s beloved mother Marcheline Bertrand, who died of ovarian cancer in 2007, as being manipulative and unstable, and rekindled Angelina’s lifelong fear of abandonment, said the insider.”

Reports that Angie is/was certifiably insane and hired someone to kill her followed the attack on her mother.

“Angelina was once so suicidal that she hired a hit man to kill her because she was too afraid to do it herself. But the would-be killer talked her out of it.”

Finally, they end with Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie’s cutting habit.

“Angelina’s first stay in a mental ward was in 2000, when she committed herself to the Neuropsychiatric Institute at UCLA Medical Center for three days shortly before marrying Oscar winner Billy Bob Thornton. Sources at the time said the then- 24-year-old actress – who regularly cut herself in her teens and 20s – was afraid that she might kill herself if she wasn’t treated.”

I am guessing Angie is hardly “upset” nor is Brad Pitt offended and clutching his pearls as he gasps with shock. Jolie has come with a buyer beware warning label since she licked on her brother and then humped Billy Bob.

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Hilary Duff’s Wedding, Sandra Bullock Joy/Sadness – Tabloid Roundup

August 18, 2010 By Leave a Comment

OK! has Hilary Duff’s wedding photo that shows her veneers on high beam. You can also click HERE for more Duff wedding pictures.

People and Life and Style are rolling in on Sandra Bullock. They are two ends with conflicting reports and People says that she is happy and doesn’t care who Jesse James is giving a Nazi salute to, while Life and Style says that Sandy has a massive case of the sads. At least they both have the goods on Jesse James dating Kat Von D. (Click HERE for the details on their date!)

Star sticks with Brangelina and reports that Angelina Jolie is “Bored with Brad” which wouldn’t surprise me if it were true. He doesn’t seem like the type to dress up as her gimp. (Editor’s note: For some reason the mag airbrushed her eyes. In the cover they are brown. Jolie actually has blue eyes.)

In Touch goes with the Kardashians. Why? I don’t know. These people are always “AT WAR,” talking about their ass or at war over who has the nicer ass.

National Enquirer has the most interesting story despite the fact it is probably dripping with craptastic claims. They promise to reveal Julia Robert’s TWISTED DOUBLE LIFE! Drug abuse, cheating and cops all make for this week’s HOLLYWOOD DAME COVER AWARD. (It’s very glamorous. First place nabs some Crest toothpaste samples.)

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Start Clothing Line

August 18, 2010 By Leave a Comment

St. Angelina Jolie has found another way to help out the needy children of the world. CLOTHES!!!

Jolie and Brad Pitt are said to be designing a children clothing line. All the cash they make on dressing the future Chaz Bono’s of America will go to their charity they set up.

Via Elle UK:

“Rumors are circulating that the pair are designing a line of children’s clothes, the profits of which will be donated to their charity, the Jolie-Pitt Foundation. No details have emerged as yet, but its not the first time that the couple have got creative – they designed some luxe pieces of jewellery for Asprey last year.”

And to celebrate the impending children’s wear that will no doubt be filled with ties, fedoras and shirts to be left unbuttoned near the top as to allow tufts of chest hair to peek out….here are some photos of Angie looking about 3 different kinds of constipated.

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Jennifer Aniston Plans Brad Pittnapping

August 4, 2010 By Leave a Comment

According to OK’s cover, Jennifer Aniston is going to get a giant net and steal Brad Pitt back. I am going to save the $1.99 or whatever the devil people pay for this shiz.

The mag’s site gives a wimpy intro and promises that Jen’s got some sort “revenge plan” and it’s Angelina Jolie’s “worst nightmare”….

“On what would have been her 10th wedding anniversary with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, gorgeous and glowing in a little black dress, bantered with Jay Leno before millions of Tonight Show viewers. “It was an emotional day for her,” a source tells OK! about the July 29 anniversary. “She put on a brave front.”
And a sexy one: At 41, Jen looks better than ever — and it’s no accident. Insiders say Jennifer is looking to get even closer to Brad with late-night phone calls, gifts and private meetings.

IT’S ANGELINA’S WORST NIGHTMARE! FIND OUT HOW JEN IS PLANNING ON STEALING BRAD BACK — ONLY IN THE NEW ISSUE OF OK!, ON SALE EVERYWHERE THURSDAY!”

Angelina Jolie’s worst nightmare is a well balanced diet and being locked in a room with Ryan Seacrest. Unless Aniston has developed some sort of fishing pole contraption to pluck Brad from Jolie’s voodoo vadge and then plans to lure Angie into a room with the promise of trouble African children looking for a mommy only to find Ryan waiting with a mirror in one hand while asking “Do I look fat with my hair like this?” I am not buying it. Plus you know he isn’t taking “late night” phone calls. Maddox would get out his shank and drum his fingers on it manically while humming the “Friends” theme song.

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Angelina Jolies’ Birthday Ends In Tears

June 15, 2010 By 2 Comments

Let the rumor mill continue to churn! The latest rumor making the rounds is about how Jennifer Aniston has apparently ruined Angelina Jolie’s birthday. Jolie reportedly got angry after discovering hubby Brad Pitt has been secretly meeting up with Aniston. Jolie was hoping for a special celebration with Pitt and the kiddos, but once she found out he was having beers with his ex-wife, she had a meltdown. According to OK, Jolie canceled plans for her 35th birthday on June 4th after the rumors got the better of her, confronting Pitt about spending the previous evening being driven aimlessly around Los Angeles by a chauffeur.

A source close to the couple speculated that Pitt had been hoping to see ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. They said: “I don’t think Angelina knew where he went and that is probably why she got so mad.”

The source added that Jolie had wanted to take the couple’s children to see Sesame Street Live on her birthday, before spending a romantic evening with Pitt, but instead dismissed all her staff and spent the whole day inside.

“All the kids were looking forward to it. Afterward, Brad and Angelina had expected to do something romantic. At the last minute she told the staff the whole thing was off,” says the source. “She didn’t give any reason, just said that they weren’t needed and that she and Brad and the kids were going to stay home.”

Whispers are that Angelina is right with her concerns as both Pitt and Jen being in the same city are reportedly exchanging emails and messages. Recently there were reports that all was not going well within the Brangelina household and now with Brad’s latest escapade it seems it won’t be long before Brangelina is no more.

Next week I’m sure we’ll have reports of a Brad & Jen sending out wedding invitations while doing some house hunting with a baby on the way as Angelina turns to alcohol and sedatives to ease her heartache as well.

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Angelina Jolie Miscarriage Rumors

May 24, 2010 By 3 Comments

When Brad Pitt declared that he and Angelina Jolie wanted a “soccer team” of kids, he wasn’t kidding. Earlier this year, in between stories that Brangelina were on the brink of splitting up, tabloids ran photos of Angelina sporting what appeared to be a small baby bump and reported that she had changed her diet to a more pregnancy-friendly one. However, whispers in the gossip world say that Angelina may be having infertility problems and has already suffered through one miscarriage earlier this year.

Per Grazia:

“It’s been really hard for Angie lately, especially because of all the speculation that she is pregnant,” says a source close to the couple.

“Every time she sees another headline like that it just adds to her grief that she can’t seem to conceive. She got pregnant so quickly with Shiloh and the twins that when she decided she wanted another child, she thought it would happen immediately.

“The early miscarriage was just awful for her and since then, she hasn’t fallen pregnant – now she’s worried she never will again.”

Her obstetrician allegedly assures Angelina she is fit to conceive again, but after months of trying, she has become increasingly worried. She has changed her diet from eating junk food and ready-meals to healthier ones and has started to take vitamins. She also told Pitt to stop drinking. Angelina is now said to be considering fertility treatment, despite her aversion to medical intervention.

Despite the fact that we are media whores, we do have sympathy for Jolie. I hope she finds a healthy option.

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Enquirer Crosses a Line, Claims Jolie-Pitt Twins Have Down Syndrome

April 29, 2010 By 7 Comments

“The National Enquirer” is currently running a tasteless article claiming Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twins have Down Syndrome. They don’t state any actual evidence to support this claim, other than a few ‘experts’ speculating that it could be the case, judging from photos of the children.

Per Fame Crawler:

”They hate that their kids are under such intense observation. It’s very difficult for them to deal with. As far as their concerned, Knox and Vivienne are perfect. Brad and Angie aren’t the type to sweep sensitive issues under the carpet,” a friend of the couple says. “The twins are healthy, but if there were medical problems with them, I think Brad and Angie would subtly try to destigmatize the issue by not hiding them.”

In no way do I believe these children have down syndrome. Serious sweet cheek chubbiness that deserves a couple little pinches, yes – but down syndrome, no! What I do believe is that the Enquirer is taking it too far and cross lines that even we humble bloggers think is in bad taste.

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