Angelina Jolie Pregnant for the 107th Time

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Its Wednesday, meaning the day can’t pass without another rumbling making the rounds about Angelina Jolie once again being pregnant. Star Magazine reveals that America’s favorite couple – Jolie and partner Brad Pitt – will become parents to baby number 7.

Per Hollywood Life:

“Brad is excited about another little one because he adores the kids he and Angie already have,” a source says.

The insider for the magazine dishes out some other tiny details to prove their point. According to them, Jolie was often feeling tired on the sets of “The Tourist” and the crew were always at their feet to keep the chair ready whenever a scene of hers came to an end. Jolie also chose to drink red grape juice instead of red wine on set of her movie with Johnny Depp. In addition, she had her wardrobe altered to hid her growing baby bump, where she is said to be around 3 months pregnant.

Her uterus has played host to about 10 mythical babies in the past year so it remains to be seen whether or not this is true. Reps for Jolie have fired back at the reports calling “completely false” and “simply not true.”

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Angelina Jolie is a Psycho, Self-Centered Control Freak

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Just in case you thought you knew the real Angelina Jolie, you totally don’t. At least according to her former bodyguard who sat down with “In Touch Weekly” for their latest issue painting a picture of Angelina as a raging psycho who is emotionally disconnected and even abusive at times! The ex-employee, known only as Bill, says she is a freak who always yells unreasonable demands to her staff and her children.

Per Huffington Post:

“She screams and yells a lot, then walks away,” Bill says, explaining that Angelina would often “disappear into her suite for hours,” leaving staffers — and Brad [Pitt] – to deal with her children. “She would punish them with silence,” says Bill, adding, “I think she could be abusive at times in a mental way.” If the children were to get upset by her withholding behavior, he says, Angelina didn’t seem to care. “She is not moved by tears,” he explains. Still more disturbing, he recalls, Angelina has a “quirky habit” of “giggling when one of her kids would start crying.”

Bill also claims the couple are also through with their honeymoon phase, saying they used to have spontaneous sex back then, but now sleeps in separate rooms. One of the possible reasons for their distance is Angelina’s condescending tone towards Brad. According to the bodyguard, Brad has come to dread Angelina’s phone calls.

“She’ll call him from the set to interrogate him,” he explains. “His face goes white, and he just stares at his feet.” When Angelina’s yelling becomes unbearable, Brad will “put her on speaker and walk away from the phone. Angelina will hang up and continue calling until one of the staff picks up.”

You know as crazy as this story seems I totally believe it. If their are two different body guards who are saying similar things about Jolie – it adds more credibility to this story. I know Angelina is a total opposite of the girl next door, but who knew she was such a headcase?

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Johnny Depp’s Angelina Jolie Restraining Order

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Johnny Depp’s longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis has reportedly asked Depp to cut himself out of his latest film because she doesn’t want to be another Angelina Jolie love casualty. As soon as Paradis found out Depp would have a major love scene with Jolie in “The Tourist” she started campaigning to get him the hell out of there.

Per NYPost:

“He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with [Jolie's partner] Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”

So far it hasn’t worked as we’ve already seen pictures of the co-stars filming, but the NY Post says there is some behind the scenes manipulating going on and that it is possible Johnny could be replaced Pitt DiCaprio. Given Jolie’s track record, I would worry too! Jolie has a history of stealing other people’s men, credited with breaking up Pitt’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston and stealing Billy Bob Thorton away from Laura Dern during their engagement.

Filming started last month, and Depp and Jolie were spied sharing a laugh Tuesday on set at the Palazzo Pisani Moretta in Venice. In the movie, Jolie plays an Interpol agent who seduces a tourist, played by Depp, in order to flush out a criminal she slept with in the past. Oh Johnny boy, lets hope you’re not stupid.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Stage Venice Family Photo Op

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie seem to be taking their show of unity on a world tour! When they didn’t appear together in public for a month, reports surfaced that they were on the verge of a split. In an attempt to squash those reports, Brangelina are staging family photos “like a military operation”, sources say. In fact, the happy family photo ops in Venice were all staged, reports The New York Post.

A spy said, “They are usually very shy about being photo graphed, but now they’re making a point of being seen in public as a happy family unit. They’re making a statement. They want the world to know the reports are wrong and they are strong.”

The couple arrived in Venice with their children Tuesday, where Jolie is filming “The Tourist” with Johnny Depp. Since then they have been photographed out daily as one big happy family. Angelina had planned to travel alone for filming, but Brad insisted on tagging along. While a picture maybe worth a thousand words, I’m not too sure the words Brangelina are trying to convey are coming across that way. Despite the pictures, whispers are suggesting that the split between the couple is only a matter of time.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Legal Documents Actually a Prenup

Here we go again. These two have been rumored to be splitting up, getting married, while buying babies from some village in Haiti. So here are the new stories being pumped into you Brangelina hongray eyeballs….

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Life and Style (via Starpulse) is probably the closest to the truth:

Brad and Angelina had a meeting with a top law firm in L.A. in December, where they worked out terms of a legal document similar to a pre-nup. The couple signed the document in early January. They agreed to share their money and assets and custody of their six children, all of whom would live with Angelina in the event of their parents’ break-up. They didn’t talk to the lawyer about splitting, nor was that ever mentioned at the meeting. Brad and Angelina aren’t splitting right now.”

TMZ is bashing reports that Brad and his chin pubs of power bought a bachelor pad.

“The home — located in the Hollywood Hills — is the newest piece of Brad’s master plan to expand the sprawling compound he shares with Angelina and their 86 children. The evidence is clear — first off, Brad purchased the home back in August — long before rumors of a break up began to make the rounds. Second — the place was a dump and Brad couldn’t move in — even if he wanted to — because the home was far from livable at the time he bought it.”

OK Magazine wins the award for Supreme Nuttery in the Category of Fictitious Hook Ups at Buffet Lines or Juice Bars Officiated by George Clooney. The mag basically states that Brad did his ho stroll for Jennifer Aniston at the buffet line backstage at the Hope for Haiti Telethon. They ended up crying on each-other’s shoulders and pledging their reborn again virginity to Kirk Cameron.

“Leave it to sly George Clooney to play matchmaker. When the actor asked both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston to volunteer for the Hope For Haiti Now telethon he was staging in L.A. on Jan. 22, he knew the two were bound to bump into each other. And they did just that, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet at the live event — while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was in NYC for a photo shoot.”

One thing that we know for sure is that these covers will be the new wallpaper for Jen’s spare bathroom.

Natalie Portman Vegan Home Wrecking ?!?

Seems as though Natalie Portman hasn’t given up her homewrecking ways just yet. (Read more about that here.) Portman has been dating a New York City Ballet dancer by the name Benjamin Millepied who’s reportedly a choreographer for her new movie “The Black Swan.” Sounds innocent enough, right? In most situations it would be – except for the fact that Millepied was still dating – and living with – his girlfriend of three years.

Per NYPost:

“They’ve been dating since the fall, although she told friends that she hasn’t gone public with it because she was waiting to see if things got serious,” a source tells Page Six. “But the real reason she was quiet about things is that Ben had a live-in girlfriend of three years when they met. She was a ballerina at the American Ballet Theater. She had been talking about marrying him and was blindsided by the split. She moved out right after New Year’s Eve.”

Are you really surprised? Rumor has it she once tried to steal Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie. I guess this girl likes playing dangerously. Its time to put a new face up on the “whos-portman-hitting-today” wheel.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie LEGALLY SPLIT

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Jennifer Aniston is exploding giggles and hauling out her Brad Pitt shrine and dusting off his old bong. The News of the World reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have legally split. Meaning they are diving up the rainbow nation child army and cash.

According to the media outlet, Jolie and Pitt met with a “high powered divorce lawyer” and agreed to split their $330 million fortune. As far as the kids…they will share custody, but all six will live with Angelina.

A source told the News of the World: “The document was signed in early January. Both Brad and Angelina had signed it. The contract was like a tailor-made version of a pre-nuptial agreement except for an unmarried couple’s split. It seemed clear they want the world to know they’ll both play a part in the upbringing of the children. But Angelina will actually be the one who lives with them full-time.”

The report goes on to detail that no set date of Brangelina’s break up has been set, but all the paperwork has been done. What I’d like to note is the lack of evidence. The report failed to name this “high powered attorney.” So this lawyer could turn out to be Ally McBeal.

Another red flag on this Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split report is the quotes used in their report from a fictitious interview Das Neue (German magazine) came up with. Currently, reps are denying these split reports. So before all you Brangeloonies end it all by throwing yourselves into a fiery volcano, wait for an official announcement. Which will probably not happen anytime soon seeing as these break up rumors appear to be total crap. For those skimmers: ANGELINA AND BRAD HAVEN’T SPLIT…..yet.

UPDATE: Here is the big fat “Told Ya So” update. Click HERE to see the update on Brad and Angelina’s PRENUP Documents.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Split, Angie Scared of Jennifer Aniston Nuttery

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According to Star Magazine the Mighty Brange is on the outs again…you know, like they were last week and the week before that.

According to the rag, Brad Pitt and his love-muffin Angelina Jolie have been on the rocks since Jolie proposed having an “open relationship” with Pitt.

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Via Star Magazine:

“Things have gotten so bad, sources say, the night before Zahara’s fifth birthday Brad stormed out of the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in NYC, where the family has been staying, and took off on a solo trip to France — even though a party had been planned for his little girl! Meanwhile, Angie has been spying on Brad and even looked into hiring a private detective to follow him!”

If I was Jolie, I would have saved the money for a private detective and purchased Brad some Lady Bics in order for him to do something about his nasty chin pubes. This news arrives at the same time that the Mighty Brange was supposed to appear at the Golden Globes this weekend alongside Pitt’s ex-Jennifer Aniston.

When Brangelina announced it wouldn’t be attending the ceremony, rumors began flying that Jolie didn’t want to be near Aniston.

Via OK!:

“Angie knows everyone would be looking for any interaction with Jen,” a source says. “As strong as she may look, she’s actually very scared of Jen.”

Let me get this straight: Jolie’s voodoo vagina has been known to swallow men whole and she is supposed to be scared of Jenn, who plastered her sad face on Oprah after Brad dumped her? Right….

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Michelle Rodriguez: Sex Tape and Angelina Jolie

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Michelle Rodriguez has been long been rumored to be bisexual or a lesbian despite her constant insisting that she isn’t, and says if she had anything to prove to anyone she would do it on camera in the form of a sex tape.

Per ContactMusic:

“If I wanted to tell people what I do with my vagina, I’d have made a sex video a long time ago. Largely, people don’t know the whole story about anything. But still they need to put a name on it so they can label it and put it on the side and not dedicate any time to figuring it out. It’s laziness.”

Although she admits her love life is complicated, being romantically linked to her openly bisexual “Bloodrayne” co-star Kristanna Loken, she won’t be revealing the details of her private life any time soon. However, Rodriguez will admit to her admiration towards Angelina Jolie, who is openly bisexual for the action-packed roles she takes on and the sexual energy she exudes.

“I like women like Angelina Jolie because of her ability to harness masculine and feminine energy into one. There are certain people who are so sexual that it doesn’t matter how old they get, they’re still sexual. Angie, at 50, will still be sexual.”

I wonder if thats her way of throwing her name out there as the Brangelina clock is ticking down… Lots of luck to you Michelle, but how about you keep your lady bits to yourself? I’m sure I’m not alone in saying that nobody wants to see that!

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Angelina Jolie is Starving Herself, Brad Pitt Begs Her to Eat

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Angelina Jolie’s real-life role as a U.N. ambassador is affecting her health so badly, she has friends and family worried about her super skinny appearance, leading to babydaddy Brad Pitt begging her to eat and pack on a few pounds. Angelina struggled with eating disorders and self-mutilation when younger, and friends are scared that she might be headed down the same path.

Per Shine:

“Brad has been trying to talk to Angelina about her weight and she’s telling him to back off,” an insider tells BettyConfidential. “She doesn’t think she is that skinny, but everyone around her says she’s become skin and bones. You can see the veins in her arms and her collarbone. She just doesn’t eat. She only takes bites of the kids’ food and that’s it.”

Angelina is reportedly using her volunteer work for the U.N. as an excuse for keeping her skinny frame, telling Brad that she feels like ‘she can relate more to the refugees looking the way she does now.’ One of Brads biggest concerns is that she may ‘fall ill’ while traveling with their children.

“Brad was just trying to tell Angelina that she’s looking too thin without hurting her feelings, but she retaliated and told him the last thing she needed was him judging her,” the insider says. “He’s been trying to get her to eat, but she won’t listen.”

Angelina, food is your friend! Have a cheeseburger, or two! You won’t be any good to your children or the U.N. if you fall ill from being malnourished!

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