Angelina Jolie is Starving Herself, Brad Pitt Begs Her to Eat

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Angelina Jolie’s real-life role as a U.N. ambassador is affecting her health so badly, she has friends and family worried about her super skinny appearance, leading to babydaddy Brad Pitt begging her to eat and pack on a few pounds. Angelina struggled with eating disorders and self-mutilation when younger, and friends are scared that she might be headed down the same path.

Per Shine:

“Brad has been trying to talk to Angelina about her weight and she’s telling him to back off,” an insider tells BettyConfidential. “She doesn’t think she is that skinny, but everyone around her says she’s become skin and bones. You can see the veins in her arms and her collarbone. She just doesn’t eat. She only takes bites of the kids’ food and that’s it.”

Angelina is reportedly using her volunteer work for the U.N. as an excuse for keeping her skinny frame, telling Brad that she feels like ‘she can relate more to the refugees looking the way she does now.’ One of Brads biggest concerns is that she may ‘fall ill’ while traveling with their children.

“Brad was just trying to tell Angelina that she’s looking too thin without hurting her feelings, but she retaliated and told him the last thing she needed was him judging her,” the insider says. “He’s been trying to get her to eat, but she won’t listen.”

Angelina, food is your friend! Have a cheeseburger, or two! You won’t be any good to your children or the U.N. if you fall ill from being malnourished!

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Angelina Jolie Did NOT Sleep With Her Mothers Boyfriend

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Controversial biographer Andrew Morton has spoken out and denied recent reports that his latest book on Angelina Jolie’s life suggests that she slept with her mother Marcheline Bertrand’s then live in boyfriend. Although he claims the book will be a good read, he says no where in the book is the suggestion that Jolie did anything of the sort, reportedly destroying their mother/daughter relationship.

Per StarPulse:

Morton tells Life & Style magazine, “It’s about as true as I’m sitting on this horse.”

However, the author will not reveal what he’s gathered for his book about the actress. Morton has also penned exposes about Princess Diana and Tom Cruise. Given what she’s already done… making out with her brother, carrying around a vial of ex-husband Billy Bob Thortons‘ blood… sleeping with her mothers boyfriend really wouldn’t be that far fetched!

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Brad Pitt’s Back Tattoo the Result of Boredom – Photos

Brad Pitt had a small accident the other day when attempting to be stealthy and avoid paparazzi. While trying to slide between a parked car and a van stopped at a red light, his handle bar clipped the mirror of one of the vehicles and he went down with his bike.

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As he attempted to resuscitate his motorcycle, he bent down and revealed the elusive Pitt back tattoo. When it first appeared in 2005 theories that his new tat was a pull for equality, had deep meaning or was a map of New Orleans levee system ran amok. Since the reappearance of his mysterious ink, a few emails inquired WTF it was. Angelina Jolie cleared up any significant meaning and explained to Entertainment Weekly last year that she was “just drawing on him” for some funsies.

What’s the deal with Brad’s new tattoo?
I drew that. We went to Davos. It’s not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn’t have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back.

So it’s not permanent?
It is. But I was just sketching.

On him?
On him, yeah.

And you thought, ”Let’s make it a tattoo”?
He just liked it! The picture everybody saw was kind of awkward, but it just lines up beautifully on his back, just enhances the part of the body I like.

So it doesn’t mean anything per se.
I mean, it’s meaningful in that it’s us making angles and shapes out of each other’s body, that kind of a thing.

I can’t say I am really surprised that Angie uses him as her own personal Magna Doodle.

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Angelina Jolie Poses for Breastfeeding Statue in the Nude – Photos and Video

Please. I doubt if Angelina Jolie lets Brad Pitt see her business, let alone some would-be artist. (Let’s also remember she wasn’t above making sexy times with Billy Bob in front of limo drivers and bathroom attendants.)

However, that hasn’t stopped celebrity shock-sculpture makerDaniel Edwards from depicting St. Angelina in the buff with a clay baby attached to each teet.

This is the same, um, artist, who brought us the masterpiece “Monument to Pro-Life” which featured a nude Britney Spears “presenting’ (as some of us like to call it) and giving live-birth on a bear-skin rug. [This reminds me: Dame, you may need to get your bear skin rug cleaned after yesterday's staff meeting...it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, kittens.] He also did a golden Oprah and Paris Hilton doing something I am pretty sure is illegal in several states with her rat/dog. (All of those photos are after the cut below.)

Via PR Newswire:

For World Breastfeeding Week, Phantom-Financial announces the unveiling of a life-size park bench sculpture of Angelina Jolie nude with her twin babies by New York artist Daniel Edwards just minutes from Brad Pitt’s own birthplace in the Oklahoma City Metro area in September before its Fall exhibition in London.

“Landmark for Breastfeeding,” inspired by last year’s cover of W magazine featuring Angelina Jolie suckling her baby, depicts a seated nude Jolie double-breastfeeding twins.

Oh crap! World Breastfeeding Week is coming up?! What am I going to wear?!

The NSFW Photos of Angelina Jolie’s Breastfeeding Statue are After the Cut. Click “Read More…”

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Laughing Forever….

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At this shiz and so I am. Angie probably text Brad this story for funsies saying: “BRB, BUSY LOL-ING 4-EVA @ THIS…”

According to National Enquirer (Per Showbiz Spy), Jennifer Aniston is using Gerard Butler to get her ex husband Brad Pitt back.

“Jennifer is convinced Gerard is the key to getting her back with Brad,” a source told the National Enquirer. “And better still, she knows that Brad is so desperate to reunite with her that Angelina is devastated. At last, after years of hurt, Jen can finally sense victory. She thinks Brad is like putty in the palm of her hands and that Angie is finally down for the count. Jen romping with so publicly with Butler is like stabbing a knife through Brad’s heart,” the source continues.

Instead of brooding for weeks over her failed romance with Bradley Cooper, like she’s done in the past, Jen seems in total control of her life. And nothing says that louder than her recent romps with sexy Gerard. Pictures of her and Butler out on the town have surely left Brad in the doldrums. And making her revenge even sweeter is the knowledge that Brad’s relationship with Angie is said to be literally in the pits lately. How good that must feel for Jen to know that she’s enjoying herself while at the same time hurting her arch-rival, who’s said she wants to try again with Brad.”

A source onset of The Bounty says that Jennifer is all smiles when Gerard’s around — and she’s grumpy when he isn’t.

“Jen is always smiling and happy when Gerard is around,” said the insider. “In fact, the only time she’s been grumpy at work was on July 11 — when he wasn’t there! She wanted to be left alone and didn’t want anyone near her. It was totally different from how she’d been acting all week, when Gerard was on set.

“By being so public about her feelings for Gerard, Jen is giving the finger to all recent lovers, including John Mayer. But what means most to Jen right now is showing Brad that she’s doing just fine without him — even though she may secretly yearn to have him back in her life. And she flaunts Butler in public, even while knowing that there is little chance of it going anywhere because he’s not the marrying type. It’s important for Jen to send a strong message to Brad that if he really wants her back, he’ll have to get down on his knees and beg. It’s a big gamble, but she’s obviously prepared to take it!”

We all know Aniston is still in love with Pitt and wants to get his donkey show back in her life, but really? This is such craptastic story.

David Beckham Won’t Do Angelina Jolie, He Has Standards

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David Beckham is all about Armani and showing off billboards that feature his bulge while he does something sweaty like sit ups. Recently he and his wifey, Victoria Beckham, both posed in the label’s underwear ad together. The Armani brand saw a jump in sales after David’s most recent underwear campaign (click here to see those photos) and the brand is expecting the same increase in sales after the duo’s new advertisements lure you to buy new panties.

Now, rumors are running amok that Angelina Jolie has agreed to join the Armani train and pose with David for a new take on the campaign. The word is that deal was pending a stamp of approval by their significant others. Brad Pitt and Victoria Beckham were to have the final say in whether or not the add would happen. Any further rumors as to the Jolie/Beckham Armani ad have been squashed by David.

Via OK!:

“I don’t think that’s true. I definitely don’t think that’s true. Think it’s something put out in the press. She’s an amazing person and so is Brad Pitt. They’re an incredible couple – got an amazing family. You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.”

Wait…do they actually get to have sexy times while doing a photo shoot? Or is it just standard in Angie’s contracts that she gets to play with the fun-noodle of any hot co-stars?

Quoteables:

Celebitchy: “Uh… so are we still talking about Armani fragrances then? Or is Becks just riffing on how Posh wouldn’t let him get within ten feet of Angelina’s vagina?”

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Images Via: Armani Per OK!

Billy Bob Thornton is Trying to Tell Us about Angelina Jolie and Venereal Disease

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I think. What else would you take from an interview in which the now ham sandwich crazy Billy Bob Thornton talks about VD.

Thornton has turned band front man for The Boxmasters. He did an interview with a radio station and offended half of the concert goers with an odd interview in which he threw a fit after the DJ mentioned he was an actor. (Click Here for the Video of That) To further his odd factor, he is attempting to spread awareness of STD’s by singing a tune about venereal disease.

“On the next record… we actually have a song coming out about venereal disease, which I think needs to be talked about. “And it’s a song called It Only Hurts When I Pee.”

I am hoping that they really do have a song about VD and dedicate it to the limo humping he and Angelina Jolie bragged about.

Brangelina Buys a Hospital Wing Because They Can

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Ok kittens. It is a terribly dry morning in the new well. It appears that Lindsay Lohan stayed sober this weekend so there is no drunken mayhem to report. So instead here is some crap about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie buying a hospital wing.

Brangelina donated $1 million to Pitt’s hometown hospital. The St. John’s hospital in Springfield, Missouri is getting a new wing thanks to the generous good-doing of the power couple. In honor of their donation, the addition will be named St. John’s Jane Pitt Pediatric Cancer Center after Pitt‘s mother. Brad’s entire family was also in on the hefty sum. Their donation will also fund cancer specialists involvement with hospital which will become one of only 6 affiliates of St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital.

Madonna Wins Mercys’ Adoption Appeal

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Watch out Angelina, looks like Madonna is catching up to you! In a desperate bid to add another baby to her collection, Madonnas adoption appeal for Mercy James has been approved. Overturning a lower court decisions, her Madgesty is now allowed to adopt a second child from Malawi.

Per People:

“I am extremely grateful for the Supreme Court’s ruling on my application to adopt Mercy James. I am ecstatic … My family and I look forward to sharing our lives with her,” Madonna said in a statement through her spokesperson Friday.

Chief Justice Lovemore Munlo ruled that her initial denial by the lower court was based on an old law. Although she hasn’t lived in the country for the required 18 months, the court said it should have taken into consideration her philanthropic efforts in the community. Madonna founded the charity “Raising Malawi” which helps to feed, educate and provide medical care for some of Malawi’s more than 1 million orphans. While preparations to bring 3 year old Mercy to America are now underway, it will take anywhere from 3-5 days to go through the necessary paperwork and to schedule the private jet with either Madonna’s lawyer or the director of her Malawi charity making sure she gets on the plane and arrives to the US okay… Wait, so let me understand this – she made such a big fuss over this adoption ordeal but now can’t find the time in her busy schedule of bumping uglies with Jesus to go and pick up the child herself?

Madonna’s lawyer said she was “ecstatic” when she heard the news that the adoption was finalized. Until she leaves, it is believed that Mercy may be moved to the Kumbali lodge where Madonna stays when she is Malawi. Mercy will join Madonnas other children children Lourdes, Rocco, and David, in New York where it is expected that she will attend nursery school with David. Madonna got her way, as she almost always does. While I find it wonderful that Mercy will now be able to have a decent life, laws are laws and she should have had to follow the requirements just like any other human being would have. I guess this goes to show that money does talk. I hope the Malawi government is proud that they basically sold a child. Am I the only one who sees the wrong in this situation?

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Angelina Jolie Nearly Decapitated by Paper Cut

That’s what she wants you to think anyway. (Yes, I know. How terribly misleading and cruel, but really it’s the only story about Angelina Jolie I’d care to hear about. When the news highlight of the day is Jolie getting injured on set, you run with it.)

While shooting her latest film, “Salt,” she got an ouchie after she bumped her head. She was doing a stunt and got a glorified paper cut. Being the patron saint of helpless and foreign babies around the world, Jolie was taken to the hospital.

Via TMZ:

“This morning while filming an action sequence… Angelina Jolie sustained a minor injury. As a precautionary measure, Ms. Jolie will be taken to the hospital and examined. Production on the film has resumed.”

Oh praise Allah! Angie will live on to continue not eating and calling Jennifer Aniston a hag.