While in the bayou Robert Pattinson draped an alligator over his shoulders while wearing a hat at a jaunty angle for the cover of Vanity Fair. Annie Leibovitz was the brains behind this cover shot in Baton Rouge Louisiana. He took time from filming Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn to pose for the spread and talk with the mag. His relationship with Kristen Stewart was an off limits topic, but he did confess his love of M&M’s. (Click HERE for the outtakes from the VF shoot and Robert Pattinson’s adoption news…)

This has about as much sex appeal as a box of baking soda, but most Pattinson fans are eager to get their hands on the mag. Perhaps if he was carrying Bear Grylls and wearing an “On All Fours for Gryffindors” t-shirt I would be more apt to feel a rumbling of lust, but this just makes me wonder if that gator was as high as Charlie Sheen in order for Sparklepants to keep all his appendages.

I threw in a pic of Rob filming ‘Breaking Dawn’ in the snow for funsies.

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