Paris Hilton Arrested for Cocaine – UPDATE MUGSHOT

Paris Hilton has been arrested in Vegas for possession of cocaine. Apparently she was strolling with some friends when the decided it would be super fun to roll around Vegas like Cheech and Chong. Police pulled over a car hauling Hilton around on Friday night after noticing a “smoke trail.” As her friend rolled down the window to ask “what *cough* seems to be the *giggles* problem *giggle/cough* officer?” the officer smelled the weed emanating from the car.

“The 29-year-old Hilton was in a car driven by a friend when it was stopped about 11:30 p.m. MDT Friday after officers detected what they suspected to be marijuana smoke wafting from it, he told The Associated Press. “Officers noticed a vehicle leaving smoke trail of a controlled substance (and) made a stop based on that,” Martin said. During the stop, officers found what appeared to be a drug on Hilton and later tests showed that it was cocaine, Martin said. He didn’t know how much was found.”

Paris handed over a stack of cash and was out of the clink before dawn. She may be a window lick away from being legally retarded but nothing keeps this ho down. This follows a debacle in which a crazed motherfella who was packing two knives tried to break into her home. (Click HERE to read about the Paris Hilton murder attempt…)

UPDATE: Paris Hilton is using the ol’ “it wasn’t mine” defense. She has hired David Chesnoff to defend her charges of being a cokewhore. In case you are keeping score, this is the 137th time she has used the “it’s not my (insert drug, animal, mineral, Valtrex prescription here)” defense.

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Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Lines PHOTOS

Lindsay Lohan cocaine pictures are going to be her Christmas cards this year with the caption “Let It Snow Biatches!” While Lohan was claiming she was sending out S.O.S. emails trying to get a flight back to the US to make her court date, she was really taking pics with nose candy.

Lohan was caught partying some random French hoodrats while her lawyer tried to convince a judge that she wasn’t a walking Dyson vacuum (gobbling up lines with superior amount of suction) and was as sober as Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a Dublin airport. Because our justice system totally works, Lindsay has already posted bail and won’t be arrested. Instead she can continue looking for her passport and career in that woman’s hindquarters.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Goes Back to Rehab

Rehab just got sexier. I know this man gives some women a case of the creepies because he turns into a Jabberwocky while drunk at airports, but I have that special kind of romantic feeling where I’d do anything to nail Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Meyers has found a foe in airports, much like Lindsay Lohan’s new nemesis is gravity. Most recently he threw out the “N” word after he wasn’t allowed to board a plane because of his level of inebriation. (Click HERE to read more on that debacle) In November of 2007 he was arrested in Dublin for public intoxication. You know you are wreck when the world’s stereotypical booze-hounds are giving you the side eye and calling you a drunken embarrassment. He followed that with another vodka induced rampage in June of 2009 after reportedly pushing an airport lounge employee after indulging in several drinks.

After this latest edition to Hot Mess Drunk: Airport Edition (sponsored by Jose Cuervo, Grey Goose and Hennessy), his rep confirmed that he going back to a London rehab facility. This will be his fourth attempt at sobriety.

Maybe he just gets the shakes when flying and needs to drown his fears by bathing in sweet booze. My solution is that he eliminates planes as a means of travel and get a private jet, a donkey, golf cart or chauffeur who accepts natures credit card. (Ahem…me.)

NFL Star Chris Henry Tragically Dies at 26

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Tragedy fell upon the NFL early this morning. Cincinnati Bengals Wide Receiver Chris Henry passed away this morning after sustaining injuries suffered after he fell from a moving pickup truck driven by his fiancee Loleini Tonga yesterday in Charlotte, N.C. Henry died at 6:36 a.m. at Carolinas Medical Center, where he had been taken early yesterday afternoon. Police haven’t released a cause of death.

Chris Henry was severely injured and was listed in a critical condition after falling out of the back of a moving pick-up truck following a heated argument with Tonga. She got in a pick-up truck and drove off, with Henry running after her and hopping into the bed of the truck. The two continued fighting until his accident when Henry “came out” of the back of the vehicle about a half-mile away from his fiancees’ parents house. When police and paramedics responded to the scene, police said Henry had suffered life-threatening injuries, including severe head trauma. He was then transported to a local hospital. No charges have been immediately filed, although authorities are at the scene conducting a criminal investigation to assess if he fell or was thrown off the truck.

Per Fox Sports:

“The domestic situation continued between the operator and Mr. Henry,” the police said in a statement. “At some point while she was driving, Mr. Henry came out of the back of the vehicle.”

According to a statement released by the Bengals, Henry and Tonga were to be married in March. Tonga’s MySpace page also made several references to the expected nuptials, including the purchase of her dress and wedding rings. Police haven’t released details on their dispute. However, homicide detectives were called to the scene of the accident to investigate. According to Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police, such a move is typical procedure when the department responds to an accident involving life-threatening injuries.

Drafted in 2005, Henry is no stranger to problems off the field. He was arrested several times during his professional career, including arrests for DUI, marijuana possession, and assault, before being released by the Bengals in 2007 and then re-signed to a two-year contract with the team before the 2008 season. After the Bengals’ owner gave Henry a second chance, Henry seemed to have straightened his life out, staying out of trouble and focusing his off time on his family. He had been on injured reserve with the Bengals since Nov. 9 due to a dislocated forearm and had been spending his time away from the team with Tonga and their children.

Per ESPN:

“He was good at what he did as a player, he was a teammate to our players and a friend to almost all of us in the building,” Bengals president Mike Brown said at a news conference Thursday at the team’s headquarters. “We knew him in a way that [was not consistent] with his public persona. We liked him. He had worked through troubles in his life … to a point where he was going to have the future we all wanted for him and that he wanted for himself. At the time of his tragedy he was running to daylight.”

Henry leaves behind his fiancee and three children: 3-year old Seini, 2-year old Chris Jr., and 10-month old DeMarcus. He was 26 years old. An unfortunate end to a troubled life that seemed to be on the mend over the past year. Our sympathies are with the family of Chris Henry and his fiancee. Family, friends, and fans will miss him.

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Mike Tyson Arrested On Battery Charges

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Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson was arrested on a charge of misdemeanor battery after laying into a photographer at LAX last night who got a little too close for his comfort. Tyson was traveling with his 10-month-old daughter and his wife, and his representative claims that Tyson acted in defense against an “overly aggressive” photographer in order to protect his daughter after the photographer struck him in an apparent attempt to provoke him.

Per LA Times:

“Mike acted in self-defense as a father protecting his child,” said Tyson’s spokeswoman Tammy Brook.

The photographer claims that Tyson punched him in the face and tried to take his camera. Police arrested Tyson and photographer Tony Echevarria, who was also booked for misdemeanor battery after the incident. After Echevarria hit the ground, he got up and walked away leaving a trail of blood on the floor from a minor cut to the forehead. While Tyson was taken from the scene in a squad car, an ambulance was called for Echevarria, who was taken to a local hospital for treatment receiving 5 stitches. Both Tyson and Echevarria reportedly performed citizen’s arrests on eachother and want to press charges against each other, but there seems to be a lot of different versions of what happened.

“There’s a lot of different versions to the story,” Sgt. Jim Holcomb said.

Echeverria’s camera was booked as evidence and police also were checking if there was any surveillance video of the incident. Tyson was cooperative as he waited in a holding cell at the airport police station, with bail being set at $20,000. Both men were released without any restrictions and free to go wherever they want. Due to the incident, Tyson could be facing prison time if charges are filed because it would be a violation of his probation in Arizona. Tyson was arrested on felony cocaine possession and misdemeanor DUI charges there in 2007. He was given three years probation and per the terms of that probation, could not violate any laws. If charges are filed against Tyson, he could be looking towards at least 2-and-a-half years in State Prison.

If everything is confirmed, this will be Tyson’s 45th victory by knockout. Echevarria got off easy. He may have gotten a cut to the forehead, but at least he didn’t get his ear bitten off.

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Nicole Richie Car Accident Photos

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Yesterday afternoon Nicole Richie was rear ended in car accident. Of course two photographers were behind the wheel of the car that hit Richie. Luckily, her children were NOT in the car with her.

“Ms. Richie was driving with a passenger around 2 p.m. when she was struck by two photographers driving in one vehicle behind her,” said Lt. Tony Lee of the Beverly Hills Police. “She complained of pain … Her car sustained moderate damage. No paramedics were called to the scene.”

He added: “She told officers she was going to seek her own medical treatment, so it’s unknown if she’s headed to a hospital or not.”

The driver of the offending vehicle was booked and arrested due to the fact he didn’t have license.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Buddy Buddy With Robbery Suspect

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The guy arrested for allegedly burglarizing Lindsay Lohan’s home earlier this month, and is a suspect in the burglary of Audrina Patridges‘ home, is actually a friend of Lohans. What… a… surprise… Several people who worked with her on the set of “Labor Pains” filmed last year say they actually saw Nicholas Prugo hanging out on the set with Lindsay Lohan.

Per TMZ:

“One person who worked on the set estimates she saw them together at least 10 times.”

Prugo was arrested for cocaine possession in February. He was placed in a drug rehab program shortly afterwards. He was also arrested last month for DUI. Theft, DUI, rehab, and a cocaine arrest… any possibility he could be Lindsay’s long-lost brother? Whether Prugo had been to Lohan’s house prior to the break-in is so far not clear. Nor is his possible connection to the robbery of Patridge. Nicholas’ father is Frank Prugo, former vice president of First Look Studios, the organization responsible for releasing the straight to dvd disaster “Labor Pains.” The movie was released in May, and her home robbed in August, so the timeline for Nick’s alleged involvement would make sense. Hey Lindsay, if you pay your drug dealer on time he won’t have to break into your house and take your things. I’m just saying…

Mackenzie Phillips to Reveal Family Secret on Oprah – Video

Most might have the need to google Mackenzie Philips to find out who I am talking about. I will save you the time. She was the daughter of John Phillips from the 60′s iconic band The Mamas and The Papas and she played Julie Cooper Horvath on “One Day at a Time.” You might also recognize her from” American Graffiti.”

Mackenzie will be on Oprah this afternoon sharing a “bombshell family secret” that she has been keeping for over 30 years. What isn’t a secret is Phillips’ one night stand with Mick Jagger. In a gag inducing admission, she stated that he seduced her when she was a 13 years old and told her, “I’ve been waiting to do this since you were ten years old.”

Fast forward to the summer of 2008. She was arrested at LAX for trying to smuggle heroin and coke on the plane. This wasn’t her first time in jail. In 1979 she was arrested for possession of cocaine. Her drug dependency ultimately cost her the role on “One Day at a Time.” She blames her father, who she claims first shot her up with heroin, for her drug issue.

So what is the Phillips Family Secret? I can’t imagine what is worse than injecting heroin into your daughter and then pimping her to a family friend.

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‘Three’s Company’ Actress Joyce DeWitt Busted For DUI

I’ll admit it. Late at night, when I can’t sleep, I hit-up TV Land to rewatch the shows from my youth. And nothing is more satisfying than a little time with Jack Tripper and the girls. Apparently, the girls know how to party.

“Three’s Company” star Joyce DeWitt was busted for DUI over the holiday weekend. The actress, who is now 60 (YIKES!), drove through a barricade before stopping for police.

Via TMZ:

“Law enforcement sources tell us DeWitt drove past a barricade Saturday afternoon — and when an officer approached her, she smelled like booze. She was given field sobriety tests and then arrested for suspicion of DUI.”

And you all thought Chrissy was the wild one. Janet, next time call for a cab.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Wants a Spanking

And before you all go getting excited…I have already called dibs.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back on the sauce according to assumptions. He was allegedly taunting French police before boarding a plane out of the country. He challenge the law enforcement to fight him at the Charles DeGaulle airport before being cuffed and taken in for investigation. Meyers sobriety has constantly been in up in the air since his 2005 rehab rodeo began.

Per The Sun Via UPI:

“He threw wads of euros at the officials and bragged of his wealth, before shouting, “You wanna hit me? Hit me!” He was released from police custody after several hours pending further investigations.”

This time he escaped without charges. His last scene happened while in Dublin nearly 2 years ago. At the time he was brought in on charges of being drunk and disorderly only to be dropped later.

I love a good drunk. They usually are a good laugh or will buy you anything. However, this isn’t the sexy fun kind of drunk. Sometimes you can’t take a ho anywhere. Remind me to bring my Lady Bic to shave that icky little goatee off.

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