Saint David Archuleta’s Dad Arrested for Hooker Outreach Program

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I am sure he was just paying her to help paint a garage or mow the lawn. Strike that, Jeff Archuleta was in a dodgy massage parlor getting a happy ending.

David Archuleta launched into stardom after making it the final two spots on “American Idol.” It was a battle of the David’s as his competitor, David Cook, won the title. During the competition there were constant reports that Archie senior was a stage dad. He would blast his son if he didn’t performing up to his standards and interfered in the other contestants backstage lives. Eventually Idol producers banned him from rehearsals and back stage.

Early this year, Jeff was getting a massage from a woman in lace panties when police raided the parlor after a doctor who was renting the building became suspicious of their practice and called the cops. He was face down on the able just finishing up his massage when two officers entered and arrested him.

Via Radar:

“We read him his Miranda rights twice. The second time because he said he didn’t understand them the first,” Det. Sgt. Salazar. “During the questioning, he said he’d found the place on Craig’s List. He was asked if he’d received any sexual services and he said he had.”

Now he is back tracking and his attorney has gotten him off with a class B misdemeanor and soliciting a prostitute. He plead no contest and paid a fine of $582. He claims he only went to the Reiki Massage Parlor for a back issue. Jeff stated he found the parlor on Craig’s List.

I guess if you can find llamas on Craigs List you can also find naked massage therapists with magical back healing powers.

Harry Potter Actor, Jamie Waylett, Arrested for Pot – Snorting Cocaine Photo

A star of the “Harry Potter” films has been arrested after cops found a pot-farm growing inside the actors bedroom. Famed as bullying Hogwarts School pupil Vincent Crabbe in the movies, drug squad officers swooped in 19-year-old Jamie Waylett after receiving a tip. TMZ reports that police first stopped him in a car and discovered eight bags of marijuana inside his Audi. Waylett and a pal in the car with him were held at the scene on suspicion of possession.

Per The Sun:

“It was a pretty significant find. We are concerned the drugs in the car were all bagged up and ready to go.” said an police source. “Work now needs to be done to establish how far down the line we are towards dealing.”

Cops then raided the actors home that he shares with his family and seized 10 mature pot plants growing under powerful hydroponic lights. Waylett was then arrested on suspicion of production of a Class B drug. It was rumored 3 years ago that the Potter Bully had been involved in a drug scandal, accused of snorting cocaine. Waylett made no comment after leaving his home last night. He is due back to court in July. Such a shame! The kid was making a name for himself only to throw it away to earn a couple extra bucks selling drugs!

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Britney Spears Plots to End Fathers Control, Returns to Lutfi ?!?

Britney Spears is a sneaky lil’ thing!! Together with Sam Lutfi’s little sister Christina, the pair hatched a plan to override her fathers control over her by getting a cell phone to Britney so she can contact Sam behind her fathers back! Christina testified in a Los Angeles court on Wednesday about the incident, claiming Britney had initially called Sam’s cell phone number in mid-January to speak with Christina.

Per People:

“[Britney] told me she wanted to get a hold of Sam,” said Christina, 25, whose brother had once been Spears’s manager. “She wanted him to help her find a lawyer, and wanted someone to get a prepaid cell phone to her. She was scared because her father was blackmailing her with visitation rights over her kids… She asked me, ‘Will Sam be able to help me?’” Christina added.

Spears told Christina to meet her at the gym on the 5th floor at the Peninsula Hotel on January 16th. When Christina arrived, she saw Spears working out with her mother and a bodyguard. They later met up in the sauna at the hotel, and thats where the exchanging of the cell phone took place, with Christina telling Britney the phone was from Sam and ex boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. Britney’s security team later discovered and confiscated the phone from her purse.

Blair Burke, a lawyer for Britneys’ father Jamie, testified on Wednesday that Britney was in such fear of Sam that she asked if she could have him arrested to keep him away from her. An alleged recording of the singer is making its rounds on the internet, in which she asks for a lawyer’s help in ending her father’s legal control. Burke claims that Britney repeatedly denies that she was seeking outside legal help, and expressed doubt in the recording’s authenticity.

Jamie Spears and a lawyer were granted indefinite legal control over Britney following her two forced hospitalizations in early 2008. The ongoing hearing is to determine whether to extend a restraining order against Lutfi. Jamie Spears alleges Lutfi is harassing his daughter and is conspiring to disrupt his legal control over her life. Bryan Freedman, the attorney for Lutfi, is denying that he has done any wrongdoing.

“Sam’s only crime was trying to help out a friend,” Freedman tells PEOPLE. “When someone asks for your help, that person is obviously not scared of you or in need of a restraining order.”

Closing arguments in the restraining order case won’t be heard until April 21. Lutfi is forbidden to have any contact with Britney until then. Hopefully after then, he still won’t be allowed back into her life! Hang tight Brit. Just like the kitten poster at my dentist.

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Rapper T.I. Prison Sentence

Rapper Clifford Harris, aka T.I., aka T.I.P. (i.e. I am getting too old to follow all of these aliases), was sentenced today to one year and one day in prison.

T.I. pleaded guilty to a federal weapons charge stemming from an arrest in October of 2007. He agreed to complete 1,000 hours of community service prior to his sentencing, pay $100,000 in fines, and complete an additional 500 hours of community service once his prison term is over.
T.I. has received praise from many, including the Northern Georgia district judge who sentenced him, for going above and beyond what expected of him as part of his plea deal.

T.I. worked off some of those community service hours working on the MTV documentary “Road To Redemption” in which the rapper intervened in the lives of various troubled youths to help get them back on the right track.

Today, he released the following statement:

Via E! Online:

“Today I would like to say thank-you to some, and apologize to all. Everything I learned was through trial and error. I’ve learned lessons in my life to put in my music so people won’t make the same mistakes as I.”

It was also acknowledged by court officials that Harris would receive credit for the 305 days he spent under house arrest. He will also be eligible for early release pending good behavior. Judging by his recent Vegas crotch exposure in which he rubbed a shirt over his sweaty man-hood and threw it to his fans….he’ll love jail. Don’t worry T.I., if Paris Hilton can make it a month in the pokey, you will be fine.

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Howard K. Stern Arrested for Anna Nicole Related Drug Felony

It’s about time the justice system did something to this creep. Anna Nicole Smith’s longtime lawyer and short-time husband Howard K. Stern has was arrested in Los Angeles yesterday for allegedly conspiring to fuel an addict with prescription drugs. The addict in question was Anna Nicole Smith.

Stern was arrested along with two of Smith’s “doctors”, Dr. Sandeep Kapoor and Khristine Eroshevich. All three have been charged with a total of eight felonies.

Via TMZ.com:

“According to the L.A. County D.A., the conspiracy counts allege the three defendants conspired to furnish controlled substances to Smith between July, 2004 and January 2007.”

A prescription for methadone written by Kapoor to an alias often used by Anna Nicole, was given date a mere 13 days prior to the birth of Smith’s daughter with Larry Birkhead, Dannilynne.

Though our hearts here at Hollywood Dame are shriveled and cold, what little feeling we do have goes out to those who really loved Anna Nicole.

With any luck, Stern can hire Bobby Trendy to decorate is 8 X 8 cell. I hear he’s looking for work.

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Amy Winehouse Charged With Assault

Just when you think she might have found the right path, Amy Winehouse has more trouble brewing on the horizon. Winehouse, who has just returned from a Caribbean vacation and moved into a suburban home, has been charged with assault after an alleged incident in September at the posh “End Of Summer Ball” in London’s Berkeley Square. If you recall, this was the incident in which Amy’s young god-daughter made her singing debut at this ball, and Amy showed up wasted out of her mind, embarrassing herself and her god-daughter. Dancer Sherene Flash had been quoted by tabloid newspapers as saying she was hit in the eye by the “Rehab” singer after asking to take her picture. This isn’t the first time the singer has been involved in a physical alteration, but it is the first time she has been charged. She went voluntarily to the police station, where she was arrested and charged. She’s been released and is due to appear in court on March 17th.

Winehouse’s battles with addiction and frequent run-ins with the law have been highly publicized. She was fined for illegally possessing marijuana in Norway in 2007, and her drug problems have been front page news in Britain, where she was pictured puffing on what appeared to be a crack pipe last year.

Amy also got a police warning in April of last year after scuffling with two men during a night out on the town in Camden, a young and raucous north London neighborhood known for its music scene and drug culture.

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‘Harry Potter’ Actor’s Killer Found Guilty

A London jury has convicted Karl Bishop of killing teenage “Harry Potter” actor Rob Knox, who played Marcus Belby in the popular franchise movies. Prosecutors say Bishop killed Rob outside a bar in east London in May. Knox was stabbed five times, once fatally in a main artery, and died in the hospital later that night. All this could have been avoided and Bishop could have been arrested two months before in two missed chances by police. Armed with two kitchen knives and his face ‘screwed up with rage’, he stabbed Rob five times after Knox stepped in to protect his brother, who had been threatened by Bishop. Rob’s parents sobbed and were comforted by friends as the verdicts were delivered.

Per Telegraph:

“As a mother and parent I can never forgive the person responsible for taking my son Robert’s life, or the devastation that has been caused by these actions. You can never comprehend the loss or hurt caused by the death of a child, a child, which was wanted, carried for nine months and encouraged and supported through childhood to a young man. ” said Sally Knox, Robs mother.

“On May 24 2008 the lives of many people changed beyond belief. It was on that day my son, Robert Knox, was taken from this earth. His life was stolen, taken without permission. He was taken in the most cruel way possible.” said Collin Knox, Robs father.”

Bishop had reportedly sought the confrontation because he was furious that the actor had stood up to him a week earlier when he went to the bar aggressively demanding to know who had taken his phone and spoiling for a fight. Before leaving that night, he made a chilling prediction: ‘I’m going to come back next week and someone’s going to die.’ He did return as promised that night, but was denied entry and instead drunkenly harassed a teenage girl outside, trying to drag her off before ending up in the deadly confrontation with Rob and his friends.

Bishop was reported to police for an attempted knifepoint robbery two months earlier but detectives failed to arrest him. Two weeks later, the mother of the robbery victim also reported a burglary and named Bishop as the suspect, repeating the accusation that her son had been threatened with a knife. Scotland Yard admitted that it had been wrong in not arresting Bishop. The Met revealed that it had taken the issue so seriously that it had called in the Independent Police Complaints Commission to investigate. As a result, two police officers, a constable and a sergeant have all been given written warnings.

Five of their friends were also stabbed in the frightening ordeal, stabbing his victims at least ten times in less than two minutes. Bishop was also found guilty of wounding Rob’s friend Dean Saunders, 23. He was found not guilty of wounding another friend Tom Hopkins, 19.

So he’s found not guilty for his attack on one of his friends, and those officers who screwed up get nothing more than a written warning??? My prayers and condolences goes out to the entire Knox family. Thankfully, justice has been served.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Back in Rehab

He isn’t exactly shy about having a penchant for alcohol. The self proclaimed booze hound from “The Tudors” is back in rehab.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers decided to check himself into facility in England to get help for his addiction. This is his third attempt at drying up. His first try at sobriety was back in 2005 where he was in and out of Promises in Malibu. Most recently he attempted at treatment in April of 2007. That failed as he was arrested in November of 2007 in Dublin with charges of being “drunk and in breach of the peace.”

Recently at the Golden Globes he was seen beyond tipsy after celebrating the night at Ranch Bar on the sunset strip. He was helped out by directer Jim Sherridan at the end of the night. He also missed out on celebrating his show’s accolades at the IFTAS in Ireland. “The Tudors” won a total of 10 awards. Meyers didn’t show up. This could be due to the fact he spotted buying a bottle of vodka the night before.

Per Contact Music:

“I didn’t start drinking until I was 25. Since then I’ve been drunk maybe a dozen and a half times. When I do I’m like Bambi. I’m all over the place, hopeless, like a 16-year-old kid. People notice.”

I adore this man. I hope he gets better soon. He can seek solace in my bosom and I promise to hide the liquor.

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Rihanna’s Herpes Cause for Chris Brown Fight ???

The internet blew up with questions at to whether or not Rihanna’s alleged herpes caused the fight between her and boyfriend Chris Brown. The rumor is that she failed to mention that she has the STD and Brown got it. He became furious and the fight ensued.

From what I am hearing there is little support behind the this theory. According to sources she was upset with him for looking at other women at the Pre-Grammy party and he received text messages from an alleged mistress. They began to argue about it in the car and things became physical. Another source told NY Daily News that Chris saw Rihanna dancing with another man and he became enraged with jealousy. Either way, the injuries she has sustained are being called “horrific” by police leaks.

A case is being built against Brown and Rihanna is cooperating with the investigation that could land her (hopefully former) boyfriend in jail for up to 9 years. Lets hope that justice is served because it is NEVER ok to resort to violence.

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