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Wouldn’t you? Sure, he is rich, looks like a Hobo Jesus and is slightly more famous than your cousin who won the town Pie Eatin’ Contest 6 years running, but Mila Kunis isn’t slumming it with Ashton Kutcher. Throw a look full of breezy Golden Globe nominated contempt at the rumor, because Mila isn’t into soiling her lady parts with acts of Kutchery and wants you to know that.
Raise your juice boxes in elation. Here it is. Justin Bieber’s new song, ‘Boyfriend,’ has finally cometh.
Now, I realize that this makes some of you roll your eyes like the Jesus tat doomed to spend eternity looking up The Biebs’ shorts for a view of his underoos, but for the masses who clutch their pearls and gasp like Oprah just promised to buy you your own island at the mention of JB…here are the lyrics to ‘Boyfriend’ by Justin Bieber. It’s got Toy Story and fondue!
There are so many unanswered questions in regards to Demi Moore’s recent trip to the hospital and now her treatment in rehab. We know she’s been dealing with a looming divorce from Ashton Kutcher and it seems it may have taken its toll on poor Demi.
Is it exhaustion, anorexia, or drugs that lead to the 911 call on Monday night? You can listen to the emergency call HERE.
Did I get transported back to 1994? Is the Rachel Haircut back?
Demi Moore was allegedly doing whip its before her Monday night trip to the hospital. According to TMZ, nitrous oxide was the evil that caused Moore to suffer a seizure. Various reports blamed anorexia, drugs and substance abuse for her trip down rehab road.
Demi Moore may have hit a mid life crisis – two months ago she announced her divorce from Ashton Kutcher. Then there are rumors about her rapid weight loss… And the icing on this cake of problems – She was rushed to the hospital Monday night for what her reps are calling exhaustion, but others are blaming on substance abuse problems!
Someone better sleep with one eye open! Ashton Kutcher’s Twitter and Foursquare accounts were hacked – and he is none too pleased! The hacker posted as Ashton, claiming that he was having his first sleepover with his new “girlfriend” – a screenwriter named Lorene Scafaria. Has he moved on from Demi Moore already?!
Ashton Kutcher has been busy lately, you know, filling Charlie Sheen‘s shoes and occupying the beds of people that are not Demi Moore. So busy, in fact, that his pranking days have taken up a lonely spot on the back burner. His MTV show ‘Punk’d’ may have gone the way of the dinosaurs, but expect a rebirth in 2012. MTV and Kutcher are relaunching Punk’d, only this time there will be an array of celebrity hi-jinking-hosts.
Hosts like Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus!
Demi Moore has confirmed that she is divorcing Ashton Kutcher. Hobo Jesus is now free to bareback as many club tricks in hotel hot tubs as he wants. Someone CC this to every Free Clinic in the tri-state area.
While she Demi didn’t direct state that Ashton’s philandering peen was to blame for their split, she did issue a statement that hints at it…
Who knew that Twitter would become the verbal weaponry of choice by the special bus version of Charlie Sheen? Ashton Kutcher released more DURRRR on the social networking site supporting Joe Paterno and throwing judgment on Penn State for firing him after he closed his eyes, plugged his ears and hummed the theme from ‘Moonlighting’ while his assistant coach did bad things to children.
“How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste”
Someone then passed Kutcher a memo that Paterno basically let Jerry Sandusky rape boys with a note attached explaining that molestation is not awesome.
Things are starting to get so damn ridiculous and the tabloids are behind ALL of the drama. It’s come out now that Demi Moore was the one stepping out on her marriage to Ashton Kutcher… with his friend Ben Hollingsworth! I’m just gonna toss this one out there, I don’t believe that for a minute but I could be very, very wrong!
If you remember, Ashton had his spot blown up because he was out cheating on Demi without any kind of regard, so much that the guy has pictures floating around of him and the girl he was with. Now we’re hearing that Demi’s also been on the prowl and we think that there’s a possibility that if it’s true, she’s going through a midlife crisis.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
