Demi Moore’s 911 Call Released

There are so many unanswered questions in regards to Demi Moore’s recent trip to the hospital and now her treatment in rehab. We know she’s been dealing with a looming divorce from Ashton Kutcher and it seems it may have taken its toll on poor Demi.

Is it exhaustion, anorexia, or drugs that lead to the 911 call on Monday night? You can listen to the emergency call HERE.

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Demi Moore Doing Whips It Before Seizure

Did I get transported back to 1994? Is the Rachel Haircut back?

Demi Moore was allegedly doing whip its before her Monday night trip to the hospital. According to TMZ, nitrous oxide was the evil that caused Moore to suffer a seizure. Various reports blamed anorexia, drugs and substance abuse for her trip down rehab road.

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Demi Moore In Rehab ?!

Demi Moore may have hit a mid life crisis – two months ago she announced her divorce from Ashton Kutcher. Then there are rumors about her rapid weight loss… And the icing on this cake of problems – She was rushed to the hospital Monday night for what her reps are calling exhaustion, but others are blaming on substance abuse problems!

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‘King of Twitter’ Ashton Kutcher Hacked

Someone better sleep with one eye open! Ashton Kutcher’s Twitter and Foursquare accounts were hacked – and he is none too pleased! The hacker posted as Ashton, claiming that he was having his first sleepover with his new “girlfriend” – a screenwriter named Lorene Scafaria. Has he moved on from Demi Moore already?!

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MTV ‘Punk’d’ Returns with Celebs Like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus

Ashton Kutcher has been busy lately, you know, filling Charlie Sheen‘s shoes and occupying the beds of people that are not Demi Moore. So busy, in fact, that his pranking days have taken up a lonely spot on the back burner. His MTV show ‘Punk’d’ may have gone the way of the dinosaurs, but expect a rebirth in 2012. MTV and Kutcher are relaunching Punk’d, only this time there will be an array of celebrity hi-jinking-hosts.

Hosts like Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus!

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Demi Moore Confirms Divorce

Demi Moore has confirmed that she is divorcing Ashton Kutcher. Hobo Jesus is now free to bareback as many club tricks in hotel hot tubs as he wants. Someone CC this to every Free Clinic in the tri-state area.

While she Demi didn’t direct state that Ashton’s philandering peen was to blame for their split, she did issue a statement that hints at it…

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Ashton Kutcher Continues War on Good Decisions

Who knew that Twitter would become the verbal weaponry of choice by the special bus version of Charlie Sheen? Ashton Kutcher released more DURRRR on the social networking site supporting Joe Paterno and throwing judgment on Penn State for firing him after he closed his eyes, plugged his ears and hummed the theme from ‘Moonlighting’ while his assistant coach did bad things to children.

“How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste”

Someone then passed Kutcher a memo that Paterno basically let Jerry Sandusky rape boys with a note attached explaining that molestation is not awesome.

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Demi Moore Cheated on Ashton Kutcher with His Friend ?!

Things are starting to get so damn ridiculous and the tabloids are behind ALL of the drama. It’s come out now that Demi Moore was the one stepping out on her marriage to Ashton Kutcher… with his friend Ben Hollingsworth! I’m just gonna toss this one out there, I don’t believe that for a minute but I could be very, very wrong!

If you remember, Ashton had his spot blown up because he was out cheating on Demi without any kind of regard, so much that the guy has pictures floating around of him and the girl he was with. Now we’re hearing that Demi’s also been on the prowl and we think that there’s a possibility that if it’s true, she’s going through a midlife crisis.

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Infidelity, Meth and Mommy Issues – Blind Items

“While this B- list actor, who has the acting ability of an F lister and the body of an A has been busy filming his latest movie, his celebrity wife has been spending her time doing meth and also bumped into her ex and her former boss who is just about an A list movie actor now. One thing led to another and they had some ex-sex while they watched her main claim to fame.” [CD&N]

My Guess: B List Actor: Channing Tatum
Celebrity Wife: Jenna Dewan (Justin Timberlake’s Back Up Dancer/Rumored fling post-Britney in 2002)
A List Actor: Justin Timberlake

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Ashton Kutcher is the Next Charlie Sheen – VIDEO

Ashton Kutcher put on his hobo trucker Jesus outfit and made a video preaching “THE TRUTH” which he posted to his blog on Chime In.

During the video he spat out thoughts about printers, media responsibility and “gatekeepers of truth.” Remind you of any Warlock with a penchant for locking hookers in closets?

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