According to TMZ, we are supposed to believe that Justin Bieber beat a paparazzo to the point he had to go to the hospital for chest pains. (Read “chest pains” as “checkbook pains.”)
Here is what went down according to witnesses…
Selena Gomez and Justin went to the The Commons Mall on Sunday because she promised him new gaudy purple shoes if he ate all his peas at lunch. When they were attempting to leave, a photog refused to move from Bieber’s car and continued snapping pictures as JB repeatedly asked him to move. Some sort of physical altercation took place and Selena and Justin left that mess. A lawyer appeared out of the crowd with dollar signs rolling around his eyes like those bouncing ball screensavers from the 90′s.






























