Mel Gibson Booked on Battery Charge – MUGSHOT

Mel Gibson skipped the premiere of “The Beaver” in Texas last night (Wednesday) in order to be booked and printed on charges for misdemeanor battery.

Before Charlie Sheen went crazy and threatened to behead his ex-wife, Gibson was taped by Oksana Grigorieva threatening her and demanding pre-jacuzzi blow jobs. He showed up to the El Segunda police station in California where he was arrested, photographed, fingerprinted and subsequently released.

“He was cooperative. Everything went smoothly,” Lt. Raymond Garcia of the El Segundo Police Department confirmed. This followed his acceptance of a no-jail pleas bargain last Friday in the case of Oksana’s claimed assault. After pleading no contest, Mel received 3 years probation, 1 year of mandatory counseling and 16 hours of community service.

Meanwhile, Jodie Foster has been singing his praises and served up a bowl full emotional copulation for Mad Mel…

Via Hollywood Reporter:

Jodie on how Mel is a tender loving imp of mischievousness: “He’s so incredibly loving and sensitive, he really is. He is the most loved actor I have ever worked with on a movie. And he’s not saintly, and he’s got a big mouth, and he’ll do gross things your nephew would do. But I knew the minute I met him that I would love him the rest of my life.”

Jodie on how Mel may be a lady smacker but his performance totally makes up for it: “God, I love that man. The performance he gave in this movie, I will always be grateful for. He brought a lifetime of pain to the character that we’ve been talking about for years, that I knew was part of his psyche and who he is. It’s part of him that is beautiful and that I want people to know, too. I can’t ever regret that.”

Jodie on Mel Being a Unicorn of Deep Emotional Turmoil: ““I know him in a very complex way. He’s a real person; he’s not a cardboard cutout. I know that he has troubles, and when you love somebody you don’t just walk away from them when they are struggling.”

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Katy Perry Bachelorette Party – PHOTOS

Katy Perry is set to marry Russell Brand in Indian this October. Rihanna was responsible for planning the “Teenage Dream” singer’s bachelorette party and came up with a Cirque de Soleil themed party. Because nothing says fun like midgets and face paint.

RiRi held the event in Vegas which wasn’t without an arrest. Perry’s fiancé, Brand, was arrested at LAX as they were boarding a flight to the party. A looming pap tried to shove his camera up Katy’s mini dress and Russ attacked. Which is tame compared to the shanking I would have unleashed for a stranger shoving camera’s up my skirt without buying me dinner first. The comedian punched the photog as held by another pap until airport police arrived.

Despite the incident, the bride to be Tweeted her pride in Brand by stating: “If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me. #standbyyourman #don’tf***withtheBrands.” The night went on as planned and she seemed to be able to brush it off and have a good time. The following morning she Tweeted her status “Signing up for a liver transplant now…”

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Jodie Foster Attacked Underage Fan – Police Report PIC

Apparently, if Mariah Carey and Naomi Campbell had a lovechild it would be Jodie Foster. Radar is reporting that the “Panic Room” star left visible bruises and scratches on a 17 year old fan who took her picture. The boy and his girlfriend were eating at The Grove when they caught sight of Jodie with her two sons. He started snapping away with his camera and she got a case of the angries.

According to the police report filed by the boy:

“Vict while at The Grove saw susp and began to take pics of susp with his camera then walked to the valet area of The Grove. Susp followed vict, poked him on his chest, grabbed vict by his left arm causing visible injury.”

The father of the alleged victim told RadarOnline.com exclusively: “My son was at The Grove with his girlfriend and they were going to see a movie. He saw Jodie Foster and is a big fan so went over and took a picture of her.

“She came after him, poked him in the chest and said, ‘Do you even have a mother you slime ball?’”

The family said that their son was really confused and apologized profusely to the actress. “He didn’t mouth back at all and was scared of her,” the father said.

“At one point Jodie’s son even came over to my son and apologized. Her kids were really embarrassed.”

Foster is intensely private about her personal life, especially when it comes to questions about her sexuality. She has two biological sons, Charles, 11, and Christopher, 8, but has never revealed the identity of their fathers.

The family of the alleged victim later went to police who filled out an incident report. Police did not respond at the scene. Because of that the incident report can be a “he said, she said” type of document. Foster’s first name is spelled wrong and her age is incorrect on the document. That information would be supplied by the alleged victim.

But the alleged victim’s father not only insists his was victimized, he’s furious. “On top of it all, he’s a minor! My wife is furious that while Jodie was trying to protect her children, she wasn’t there to protect her son.

“This left a really bad impression on my son about her. He used to be a big fan and now he has a bad taste in his mouth. He’s a good kid; kind of small for his age. There was no threat to Jodie.”

This kid is trying to way too hard to make himself sound innocent. “He is small for his age…he was a huge Jodie Foster fan….” I am not buying it. More to the point…what 17 year old boy is “huge Jodie Foster fan”?????? How many teenage midgets with Foster fetish are out there? His story needs Febreezed because it smells like a pile of crap. You know people don’t use the insult “slime ball” anymore. Jodie is a closeted butch and would probably hurl insults that you would need to Google and decipher with Urban Dictionary.

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NFL Star Chris Henry Tragically Dies at 26

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Tragedy fell upon the NFL early this morning. Cincinnati Bengals Wide Receiver Chris Henry passed away this morning after sustaining injuries suffered after he fell from a moving pickup truck driven by his fiancee Loleini Tonga yesterday in Charlotte, N.C. Henry died at 6:36 a.m. at Carolinas Medical Center, where he had been taken early yesterday afternoon. Police haven’t released a cause of death.

Chris Henry was severely injured and was listed in a critical condition after falling out of the back of a moving pick-up truck following a heated argument with Tonga. She got in a pick-up truck and drove off, with Henry running after her and hopping into the bed of the truck. The two continued fighting until his accident when Henry “came out” of the back of the vehicle about a half-mile away from his fiancees’ parents house. When police and paramedics responded to the scene, police said Henry had suffered life-threatening injuries, including severe head trauma. He was then transported to a local hospital. No charges have been immediately filed, although authorities are at the scene conducting a criminal investigation to assess if he fell or was thrown off the truck.

Per Fox Sports:

“The domestic situation continued between the operator and Mr. Henry,” the police said in a statement. “At some point while she was driving, Mr. Henry came out of the back of the vehicle.”

According to a statement released by the Bengals, Henry and Tonga were to be married in March. Tonga’s MySpace page also made several references to the expected nuptials, including the purchase of her dress and wedding rings. Police haven’t released details on their dispute. However, homicide detectives were called to the scene of the accident to investigate. According to Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police, such a move is typical procedure when the department responds to an accident involving life-threatening injuries.

Drafted in 2005, Henry is no stranger to problems off the field. He was arrested several times during his professional career, including arrests for DUI, marijuana possession, and assault, before being released by the Bengals in 2007 and then re-signed to a two-year contract with the team before the 2008 season. After the Bengals’ owner gave Henry a second chance, Henry seemed to have straightened his life out, staying out of trouble and focusing his off time on his family. He had been on injured reserve with the Bengals since Nov. 9 due to a dislocated forearm and had been spending his time away from the team with Tonga and their children.

Per ESPN:

“He was good at what he did as a player, he was a teammate to our players and a friend to almost all of us in the building,” Bengals president Mike Brown said at a news conference Thursday at the team’s headquarters. “We knew him in a way that [was not consistent] with his public persona. We liked him. He had worked through troubles in his life … to a point where he was going to have the future we all wanted for him and that he wanted for himself. At the time of his tragedy he was running to daylight.”

Henry leaves behind his fiancee and three children: 3-year old Seini, 2-year old Chris Jr., and 10-month old DeMarcus. He was 26 years old. An unfortunate end to a troubled life that seemed to be on the mend over the past year. Our sympathies are with the family of Chris Henry and his fiancee. Family, friends, and fans will miss him.

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Dr.Phil Strikes Again, More Tales of the Boobie Grabber

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I know, I know kittens. The news is dry this morning and I have resorted hammering on Dr. Phil who is like that creepy Uncle you try and avoid at holidays. Oprah’s boo turned Diet Coke version of Jerry Springer is being sued for his boobie grabbing.

TMZ reports that a woman by the name Shirley Dieu filed a suit in L.A. Count Superior Court that alleges brainwashing, physical, emotional abuse and forced nudity. She was seeking therapy from Dr. Phil in 2007 and has now come forward to seek justice.

“In the documents, Shirley claims Phil forced her to “be in the same room with a completely naked live man while he exposed his entire naked body, genitals and all.” Shirley alleges she tried to escape the building, but “was blocked by the staff to prevent her from leaving.”

[She] also claims Phil “touched her left breast during her therapy session.” Shirley also claims Phil lied to her about being a “real” doctor — alleging that the TV shrink “is not licensed to practice in the state of California.”

This guy is like the Megan Fox of the psychiatry world…no talent and only famous because someone plucked him out obscurity. So in summary Dr. Phil is a boob burglar and Michael Bay = Oprah.

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Joe Francis Assaults Brody Jenners’ Girlfriend

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Apparently Joe Francis has not been keeping up with the whole Chris Brown fiasco, because now he’s the latest celebrity in trouble for allegedly assaulting a female. The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is looking for Francis, founder of the controversial Girls Gone Wild franchise, to question him about assaulting Brody Jenners‘ girlfriend, Playboys 2008 Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole. Francis was reportedly harrassing an ex-girlfriend of his when Jayde decided to go over and come to her rescue from his unwanted advances. Nicole confronted Francis, began arguing, and eventually tossed a drink on the creep. Francis attacked Nicole by pulling her hair, punching her in the face and throwing her to the ground, then proceeded to hit a female friend of hers who was trying to defend her. Security was called in to try and break it up as Jenner was trying to get his hands on Francis, with both ending up being ejected from the club. Jenner met back up with Francis outside of the club, punching Francis in the face before an unidentified individual zapped him with a taser gun. Francis, who was shirtless at that point, then quickly left and the police were called.

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Per Brody Jenner’s Twitter:

“Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him. How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”

Jaydes reported injuries are a black and blue cheek, a swollen face, a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore. Some of her hair was also pulled out. A police report has been filed and she said she would press charges against Francis. Good for her. Maybe Francis can spend some more quality time with the jail cell he so obviously misses.

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Britney Spears Still In Love With Ex Adnan Ghalib

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Maybe Papa Spears should think twice before loosening Britney’s freedom strings anytime soon. Sources are claiming that Britney Spears is still allegedly “in love” with her paparazzi pal turned boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, and that if it weren’t for that restraining order her dad put into effect against him, she would still be with him.

Per Fox News:

“It is really breaking Britney’s heart,” the source told Pop Tarts. “She is still totally in love with Adnan and she can’t even speak too him, it’s making her really depressed.”

In July this year Jamie Spears requested to have a restraining order against Ghalib. That request was approved by the court, and he has been prohibited from going within 100 yards of Britney and banned from all forms of communication with her ever since. Ghalib tried his best to keep from being served, allegedly attempting to run over a court official who was trying to serve the restraining order on him. He has since been charged with assault, hit-and-run, and battery due to that incidence. But what about her relationship and rumored engagement to manager Jason Trawick? The source goes on to say that the relationship has been completely orchestrated and maintained by Papa Spears as a cover, and Britney really isn’t feeling it.

Per Fox News:

“Jamie (Spears) is really, really pushing the relationship with Jason, he thinks he’s a really good influence on Britney,” added our source. “And the last thing he wants is Britney going back to Adnan. She would if she could.”

Britney’s long-standing conservatorship under her father Jamie may come to an end in November, leaving her free to do whatever and whomever she chooses. Ooohh bad decision! Reuniting with K-Fed would be a better one, and that’s not saying much! Lets hope she realizes she’s heading in the right direction and doesn’t make any backwards moves.

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Naomi Campbell Cuts Another Photographer

Naomi Campbell is a veteran at assault. The glamazon has been involved in numerous charges of attacking everyone from assistants to photographers and police. One case in involved a cell phone.

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New reports state that Naomi once again hit a photog and cut his eyes. Best part is, she didn’t even need straight razors coated in Vaseline. (I heard it works wonders from a ho I used to pretend I liked in exchange for not being cut.) Campbell used her nails and handbag to put the paparazzo in the hospital according to the Daily Mail.

Gaetano Di Giovanni claimed his face was scratched and bruised after Miss Campbell, 38, allegedly slapped him and hit him with her handbag. The supermodel’s ‘nails had damaged his left eye’, Mr Di Giovanni was reported telling Italian newspaper La Repubblica.”

The model is on vacation with her boyfriend in Italy when Giovanni got too close. Her rep insists that nothing happened and the entire story is completely untrue. The rep also stated that Gaetano was seen following her in a small boat the next day. He also made no reports to the police.

Good ol’ Naomi. That’s I Moan spelled backward. Just sayin’.

Rihanna Expected to Take Stand Against Chris Brown Today

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Today is a big day in the whole Rihanna vs. Chris Brown case. Rihanna is due to take the stand in court against the singer, more than four months after the horrific night where Brown was accused of assaulting her. The preliminary hearing will determine if there is enough evidence against him to stand trial. While both parties are required to appear in court today, Rhianna could very well refuse to take the stand due to the nature of the case. If she does take the stand, Rihanna is expected to describe what was written in the detective’s report from the night of the alleged attack. She could be on the stand for more than two hours. It will be her first time publicly talking about what happened the night her boyfriend allegedly attacked her. Her lawyer, Donald Etra, said Rihanna cleared her schedule so she could be in court if prosecutors call her as a witness. Her testimony could very well make or break the case.

One big question looms over Rihannas head: Will Browns attorney Mark Geragos cross examine her if she does indeed testify? If the case goes to trial, Geragos has said that he will make a big point that Rihanna was the initial aggressor in the situation, repeatedly hitting Brown before he began hitting on her. Rihanna said Brown had beaten her before and the violence was escalating. Also important to the case is the pictures taken of Rhianna after the attack. Those photos will almost certainly be introduced into evidence during todays hearing. Geragos has said he hoped to avoid the spectacle of public testimony, but plea-deal talks failed and California’s Supreme Court last week rejected his request to delay the hearing to decide if the case should go to trial.

Los Angeles Criminal Court Judge Patricia Schnegg decided against allowing cameras into the courtroom during Rihanna’s testimony, so there will be no tv or livestream coverage of todays events. Brown had better hope that Rihanna is having a good day, because his freedom ultimately lies in her hands.

Amy Winehouse Charged With Assault

Just when you think she might have found the right path, Amy Winehouse has more trouble brewing on the horizon. Winehouse, who has just returned from a Caribbean vacation and moved into a suburban home, has been charged with assault after an alleged incident in September at the posh “End Of Summer Ball” in London’s Berkeley Square. If you recall, this was the incident in which Amy’s young god-daughter made her singing debut at this ball, and Amy showed up wasted out of her mind, embarrassing herself and her god-daughter. Dancer Sherene Flash had been quoted by tabloid newspapers as saying she was hit in the eye by the “Rehab” singer after asking to take her picture. This isn’t the first time the singer has been involved in a physical alteration, but it is the first time she has been charged. She went voluntarily to the police station, where she was arrested and charged. She’s been released and is due to appear in court on March 17th.

Winehouse’s battles with addiction and frequent run-ins with the law have been highly publicized. She was fined for illegally possessing marijuana in Norway in 2007, and her drug problems have been front page news in Britain, where she was pictured puffing on what appeared to be a crack pipe last year.

Amy also got a police warning in April of last year after scuffling with two men during a night out on the town in Camden, a young and raucous north London neighborhood known for its music scene and drug culture.

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