Taylor Swift Slams John Mayer in New Song

Taylor Swift is like a basket full of kittens and it baffles me as to why Robo-Douchebags like Kanye West and John Mayer feel the need to make her cry. It also baffles me as to why T. Squints would let Mayer play with her My Little Pony palace in the first place, but a new song from her latest album, ‘Speak Now,’ is reportedly directed at John.

“They’re all made very clear,” Swift said about her penchant for taking revenge via song. “Every single song is like a roadmap to what that relationship stood for, with little markers that maybe everyone won’t know, but there are things that were little nuances of the relationship, little hints. And every single song is like that. Everyone will know, so I don’t really have to send out emails on this one.”

In the song, “Dear John” she laments about an older man taking advantage of her 19 year old innocence. Swift and Mayer were rumored to be dating while working on a duet together. Taylor didn’t believe that John’s face belongs on a box of Summer’s Eve and let him break her little glitter covered heart .

“Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.” A second version of the chorus includes the lines: “It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.

“My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine/You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand/And I’ll look back in regret I ignored what they said/’Run as fast as you can’.”

I side with Taylor, but gurl…you have got to grow thicker skin and let your lady version of testicular fortitude drop. The adorable innocence thing isn’t cute past the age of 20.

Click HERE to listen to Swift’s new song, “Mean.”

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Chris Brown Sued For Another Alledged Beating

Chris Brown likes it rough. Not only is the singer/sometimes supposed actor still in hot water over allegedly (I can’t believe I still have to preface with that word) beating up on his one time girlfriend, Rihanna, he is now being sued for using a photog as a punching bag.

According to the paparazzo, he was shooting some pics of Brown back in March at an LA Fitness center when Brown’s bodyguards spotted him and told him to stop. As he was trying to leave, one of the center’s employees blocked the exit and that’s when the beat-down commenced.

Via TMZ:

“The photog says he then fell down a stairwell, which allowed the bodyguards to catch up with him — where they, ‘picked him up by his shorts and physically assaulted him.’”

This comes only one day after Brown posted a YouTube video of himself with his friend, um, BowWow (no longer, Lil’) claiming that he “isn’t a monster.”

All I got from this video is that Bow Wow’s job is merely to repeat everything Brown says, and that Brown really thinks you should buy his next album. Only the classiest singers head to YouTube for promotion, right?

Kiefer Sutherland Defends Brooke Shields And Breaks A Nose

The biggest news to come out of the MET Costume Gala Monday night wasn’t Rhianna’s D&G suit, or Anne Hathaway’s FemmeBot hair-do. Instead of what people were wearing, the buzz is all about Brooke Shields, Jack Bauer, and a broken designer nose. Say what?

According to various reports today, while at an after party at SubMercer, Kiefer Sutherland witnessed Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough knock sometimes actress Brooke Shields to the floor. Channeling his inner knight-in-shining-armon, Sutherland approached McCollough and demanded he apologize. That’s why the boo-boo hit the fan…or the head hit the nose.

Via Guest of a Guest:

“The REAL talk of the town belongs to a certain fight that broke out at SubMercer. Apparently that’s where Kiefer Sutherland HEAD BUTTED Jack McCollough so hard that he BROKE the designer’s nose!”

Whereas you and I would be flattered to have someone defend our honor, apparently Brooke doesn’t want to be left off the swag list of Proenza Schouler. Her people are denying that there was any altercation between her and McCollough.

Via TMZ:

“Shields’ reps tell TMZ the man Kiefer headbutted Monday night in no way did anything to Brooke that would have warranted the alleged attack.”

There has been no report as to whether or not Sutherland was acting under the influence of alcohol. The actor is known for his many trips to rehab. I would like to believe that he was merely acting out a scene from next season’s “24” where Jack Bauer headbutts both Fiorentini + Baker and steals me the Eternity Boots in gray suade. I can dream, right?

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Stephen Colbert Slams Glenn Beck – Video

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My boo, Stephen Colbert, attacked Glenn Beck on his show. The “Colbert Report” is one of my favorite entertainment venues. (Yes, I am biased thanks to the fact that my male equivalent is hosting the show.)

Stephen ripped Beck and his 9-12 project by focusing on his hypocrisy and over the top fake crying to build a career at the hands of those effected by 9/11. Glenn’s project is a dedication to help rise again, but not for the families of the those lost that day.

Via Huffington Post:

“This is horrible to say, and I wonder if I’m alone in this,” Beck said on his radio program that day, “you know it took me about a year to start hating the 9/11 victims’ families?” Glenn said on his radio show. “I don’t hate all of them. I hate probably about 10 of them. But when I see a 9-11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh, shut up!’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining. And we did our best for them.”

Colbert then mocked the New York Times lackey:

“Yes, the 9-12 project is not for families directly affected by 9/11, just people building their careers on it.”

Well said boo. Well said.