Work with Robert Pattinson: Casting Call

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I know that 82% of you would sell your own mother and kidney on the black market to get the chance to run your hand through the unicorn meadow that is Sparklepants’ hair so here is your chance…

There is an open casting call for the film “Water for Elephants” starring Reese Witherspoon, Christoph Waltz and Patti-Cakes. You can audition for a role in the Robert Pattinson film if you are in L.A. on April 17th. The Twitter verified Craigslist ad also stated you must have these requirements:

• Caucasian men with very 1930s looking period faces.
• African American men with short 1930s period haircuts, all size 46 coat or smaller.
• Caucasian women with shoulder length hair or shorter, size 6 or smaller.

*No piercings, tattoos, no breast implants, no artificial nails, no highlighted or colored hair (natural looking color is okay).

Good luck!

America’s Next Top Model Stampede – Video

Casting for the next season of Tyra Banks schools some models nearly killed a couple of model hopefuls. While a huge herd of wannabes waited to get their turn to try out for “America’s Next Top Model,” a car overheated and backfired. This caused model mayhem.

As you can see in the video, screaming erupted after some idiot yelled to the crowd that there was bomb. Obviously there was no bomb. Fencing was knocked down as thousands of women scrambled to get out of the area. A total of 6 women were injured.

Via NY Daily News:

“The girls were running like it was 9/11 part two,” said Jennifer Brown, 27, of Kensington, Brooklyn. “I feared for my life.” Another stated: “The metal barricade fell down,” said Kiara McCarthy, 19, of Levittown, L.I. “All of a sudden we heard this roar from behind us and we looked behind us and there’s a wave of people falling on top of us.”

Then after the scare, the remaining models were forced to stay in line no matter what.

“I had to pee in a cup and change my clothes in the street,” said Mona Knight, 18, of the Bronx, who arrived at 11:30 p.m. Friday night. “There was no organization whatsoever.”

“Everyone was so compressed, I don’t think they could breathe,” said Alex Saavedra, 23, who escorted his girlfriend to the audition. “Then they started passing out.”

Soon the auditions were shut down after the riot caused the stampede. The 6 injured women are currently in the hospital and in stable condition.

This is a great idea. A bunch of short models who are already living on 3 cheese cubes, Diet Coke and cigarettes were herded into a confined area. Yup. I can tell Tyra was the brains behind this.

Twilight Audition Drama!!

Over the weekend, Vancouver was taken over by a large amount of aboriginal Twihards, auditioning for roles in the upcoming “New Moon” movie. Apparently the turn-out was greater than expected and a vast majority were turned away, shortly after noon on the Saturday. According to Times Colonist, insults, and accusations ensued to those who barely made the cut.

Well, had that been me, I would have more than thrown insults! I would have taken one of those girls down!!! But sadly, I am neither 15-25 nor Aboriginal. Dare to dream, I say!

Apparently the reason why there were so many people at the audition is that it was advertising on Craigslist. And now that I am reading the posting, it is specific that the casting call is going on until noon, so those people who got all dramatic need to chill! And learn from this: sleep outside the building next time! You aren’t a true Twihard if you don’t to that!!

Filming for “New Moon” starts next month.

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