Lindsay Lohan is a Liar, Liar Crotch on Fire

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Wow Lindsay – how many more people are you going to add to your list of people who are furious with you? After a night out with the boys, Justin Timberlake appeared to be headed to the dog house with girlfriend Jessica Biel. Witnesses claim that Timberlake was in full party mode, acting a little bit on the crazy side, and cheating on Jessica. Lindsay Lohan calimed he was being unfaithful (click here to read about Lilo’s cheating claims).

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Per Page Six:

“He was drinking tequila all night. At one point, he cleared out a little space and started break dancing. He was bumping into people and spilling drinks. It was hilarious.”

Hmmm so far, sounds no more out of sorts than any of my house parties! At one point during the night, Lindsay Lohan came out to the dance floor and tried to dance with Justin, who apparently had no interest in the actress and basically told her to take a hike. No stranger to rejection, you’d think Lohan would go on about her spaced-out way and forget about all of this… But instead, she decided to act out a little bit of revenge against Timberlake, by going the route of Twitter. How mature! By Twittering messages such as “where’s jb cheater” that night and “Why do people cheat?” the day after. Lohan was pretty obviously attempting to get back at the singer who shunned him away. Rumors are flying rampant after those messages that Justin was seen dancing and cozying up to a brunette who wasn’t his current girlfriend. But now the owner of the club has come out to defend Justin, and all but call out Lohan by name on her lies.

Per Contact Music:

“My partner, Danny A, was with Justin and a few of his guy friends the entire night, and I was within 15 feet of him the whole time he was there, and we know for sure he was not doing anything with other girls. He was having a good time with the guys, and came and left with them. I have surveillance cameras that show this to be the case and anything you are hearing is simply not true,” said “Avenue” owner Noah Tepperberg.

Eventually Lohan backtracked on the remarks she made, claiming the messages were left by someone who happened to hack into her Twitter account. How convenient! Doesn’t matter if Timberlake cheated or not – he still had enough common sense and self respect to keep his distance from Lohan, and for that I think he deserves some major kudos!

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Justin Tiberlake Cheats On Jessica Biel (According to Lindsay Lohan)

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Jessica Biel’s meal ticket just ran out. That is, if you believe Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter.
That’s right. Apparently, Justin Timberlake had one too many shots of Patron last night at NYC’s Avenue nightclub and, after dancing on his booth, made out with a lucky club goer.

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Via Poison Ivy:

“Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated JT at Avenue nightclub in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat. Only problem is, JT is still together with Jessica Biel!”

Is it me, or is that brunette Cisco Adler?!?

Timberlake’s secret would have been safe had he chosen a bar with a dress code. It seems Avenue lets anyone in which means Lindsay Lohan was there…with her iPhone…logged on to her Twitter account.

Around 3:00 AM, Lohan tweeted the following:

“…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?”

She’s really deep. So deep, I need boots.

Images Via: Poison