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Rihanna and Matt Kemp Engaged !?!

April 7, 2010 By 7 Comments

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While most of Hollywood men have gone sex criminal crazy, Matt Kemp is reportedly choosing the path of eternal monogamy (yes kittens, the word monogamy gives me the shivers too). Kemp has reportedly asked Rihanna to marry him. Rihanna and Matt Kemp are engaged says a friend of the couple.

Via Bossip:

“Rihanna and Matt are spending a lot of time together at the couples spot in L.A.. Matt surprised Rihanna last week when he approached her and asked for her hand in marriage. She said yes, but also relayed the message of feeling that this may be too soon and a long engagement should follow.”

Egads. So basically he gave her an engagement ring and she bargained it down to a high school promise ring. Congrats…I think.
Rihanna and Matt have yet to admit they are dating, but numerous photos of them together in a hot tub (click HERE for those) and pictures of Matt grabbing two handfuls of RiRi’s rear (click HERE for those) pretty much are photographic admission. The “Rude Boy” singer also met Kemp’s family early in March after flying from Berlin to Arizona for the weekend.

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Jennifer Lopez Says In Vitro is ‘Messing’ with God

January 11, 2010 By 4 Comments

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This woman should be seen and not heard. Preferably not seen either, but if I am being granted wishes, I am totally going to wish for it to rain vodka, the ability to fly and cat that can shoot death beams from its eyes.

Anyway…Jennifer Lopez has taken to claiming she was robbed of an Oscar, complaining about Michael Phelps being an attention whore and slamming in vitro fertilization. Lopez swears up and down that her twins actually came from Skeletor’s man purse and not the result of fertility treatments of any kind.

“I … believe in God and I have a lot of faith in that, so I just felt like you don’t mess with things like that,” she told Elle (via Fox News). “And I guess deep down I really felt like either this is not going to happen for me or it is. You know what I mean? And if it is, it will. And if it’s not, it’s not going to.”

Of course many people are super peeved that Lopez is hypocritical hose beast. Families brought unto us by IVF are raising their eyebrows and showing JLo their angry face. However, The American Fertility Association is trying to be classy and patted her on the head and rolled their eyes.

“[Jennifer Lopez] has stated that she would never consider in-vitro fertilization as an option since she is a traditionalist,” an AFA rep said. “We at the American Fertility Association, support Jennifer Lopez’s right to not use in-vitro fertilization or any other form of assisted reproduction in the creation of her family, just as we also support another person’s right to use this same technology.”

Someone hit CTRL+ALT+STFU on JLo’s whine-hole please.

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Mason Photo

December 29, 2009 By 14 Comments

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Aww, babies and junk. You all know how much Ivana Trump and I dislike children, but I pulled the short straw so here is the first photo of Kourtney Kardashian’s baby Mason. Kourt had the tot just before Christmas and is now posing with the baby daddy, Scott Disick (I am guessing the ‘s’ is silent).

Life and Style also bought her birthin’ story. I put it after the jump for all 3 of you who are interested in her magical labor. Click “Read More…” below to read about it.

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Jennifer Aniston Finally Has a Bidder, Aaron Carter

August 24, 2009 By 1 Comment

Meth lab rat, Aaron Carter, is after Jennifer Aniston.

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The lovelorn 40 year old finally has a taker. The younger brother of former Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter, is taking a break from being arrested for possession of marijuana and hiding his acne scars with silly putt and Elmer’s glue to be a contestant on “Dancing with the Has Beens” and thinks he can pull the ladies now. Instead of picking up a truck stop hooker, he wants to have the world’s scariest baby with Jennifer Aniston.

“I don’t any trashy girls… I gotta be with an older, more mature girl, who’s not insecure… Age is just a number. Jennifer Aniston would be great, I would love that. That would be amazing… Just think about our kids!”

Everyone wants to nail a cougar (lucky for me), but I am pretty sure any offspring would turn out to be some sort of bushbaby that ran on Pantene Pro-V and would exhaust the world‘s supply highlighting caps and Noxzema.

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Penelope Cruz is 4 Months Pregnant – Baby Bump Photos

August 5, 2009 By Leave a Comment

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Hurrah for babies and junk. Another celebrity joins the baby boom in Hollywood. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are expecting a baby in January according to reports by Just Jared.

“Penelope is about four months pregnant. She’s really healthy now and will be a great mother.”

Cruz and Bardem have been together for ages and have starred in 3 films together. Most recently she and Javier shared the screen with Scarlett Johansson in “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.”

Merry Baby Day!

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Living Separately

July 22, 2009 By Leave a Comment

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It looks like all isn’t well in the Parker/Broderick home after all. First these two are happily married then Matt shows up in the news with a mistress who calls him Matty Cakes (read about that by clicking here) follow that with a set of twins and stir it all up with a rumor that Sarah Jessica Parker is moving out.

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Here is the dramz kittens. Look Magazine is reporting that Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker have taken another step in the direction of divorce. Parker is said to be moving out and letting Matthew have his sexy parties in the meat packing district in their current home while she takes the kids and sets up residence in Brooklyn.

Per Digital Spy Via Look Magazine:

“Sarah clearly loves Manhattan but she has three children now. It might be better for them to grow up somewhere calmer. But Matthew loves their townhouse in Manhattan because it’s close to his work on Broadway.”

The friend continued: “It would be a surprising decision to make so soon after the arrival of their twins. Having the babies born healthy and happy was a dream come true, so it’s strange that they might have to spend some time apart at this stage.”

I am no rocket scientist or expert on family matters (great show by the way) but shouldn’t they have figured this shiz out before they paid someone to have their babies?

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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Twin Babies Photo

June 30, 2009 By 1 Comment

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Awww. Babies and junk. Here is the first photo of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick’s twin baby girls. Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge Broderick were born on June 22nd via a robot. Ok so it wasn’t a robot, but it would have been far more interesting if they had been the product of one. The couple’s first child, James Wilkie, also joined the family photo op.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Twins’ Names

June 24, 2009 By 1 Comment

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Ugh…I apologizing now. This shiz I am passing as news is all we have this morning cause Hollywood has decided to panties on, stay sober and keep it mundane this morning. So without further delay…I give you Sarah Jessica Parker’s twins girls’ names.

Per People:

“The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon,” the couple say in a statement confirming earlier reports. Born at 3:58 p.m., Marion Loretta Elwell weighed 5 lbs., 11 oz, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 lbs. “Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side.”

Start crossing your fingers someone shaves their head will drunk and beats up their lover with a dildo circa “Cops.”

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Sarah Jessica Parker has Twins

June 23, 2009 By 3 Comments

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By the power of Greyskull Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have twins!

Parker and Broderick have two new additions to their rumored filled life. After dealing with infidelity issues (click here to read about Matty Cakes marital indiscretions), a surrogate carrying their babies has given birth. The surrogate, Sarah, Matty and said babies are currently at East Ohio Regional Hospital in Martins Ferry where they are under tight security. Word is that the famous couple is planning on making an announcement soon.

The names have yet to make it to the press, but I am sure the will go with something demure being that their first baby was James. I am suggesting Bootlegger Club (nicknamed #14 with cheese) or Belvedere Vodka for boys and Princess Consuelo Banana Hammock or Anabelle Beaverhausen the 2nd for girls.

Quotables:

Dlisted – “I’m guessing that Matthew wants to name the girls Liza and Judy, but SJP has Flicka and Seabiscuit in mind. Liza Flicka and Judy Seabiscuit it is!”

Evil Beet Gossip – “No word yet on names for the babes, but since they named their first child James, I think we can safely assume that these two won’t be called Armchair and Ottoman or anything of that genre.

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Marc Jacobs to Adopt a Baby

May 28, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Marc Jacobs will soon have himself a blushing bride. Lorenzo Martone is the lucky man to win the heart of the Louis Vuitton designer. They are planning to wed despite the Prop 8 war currently overtaking California. The couple went public with their rings and wedding plans in March and Marc is now antsy for children.

“My husband-to-be and I will be buying a house together. And he and I want children. And we are very much in love. One other thing I can tell you is, I won’t wear white.”

I can just picture these two picking out babies like they are couches or drapes.

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