Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Impregnated Someone

Don’t you just love scandal? Too bad there is none in this story. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are expecting twins.

Of course Sarah Jessica isn’t knocked up. When you are rich people do that for you. A surrogate was called in to carry the babies on behalf of the couple. A rep confirmed that SJP and Matty Cakes are having twin girls.

Via People:

“[They are] happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed.”

No official word on why they opted for a surrogate. I am guessing at their age pregnancy comes with more risks. Parker is 44 and Broderick is 47. This pregnancy announcement follows reports that Matt has been tapping some strange on a regular basis (see that story by clicking HERE.) Regardless, they have been trying to conceive.

Per EW:

“They had a lot of unsuccessful tries,” says the friend. “They came to the conclusion that this was going to be the best alternative for expanding their family.” The couple turned to a surrogate — whose name and place of residence have not been disclosed — last year. “They’re over the moon and excited as any prospective parents would be,” says the friend. “Their life is about to get a lot busier.”

The Brodericks share a son, James Wilke, who is 6 years old. They have been trying for nearly two years. Recently they stepped out in a show of unity and SJP couldn’t keep her hands off Matty, while he looked like he was searching for an exit and giving the camera his “HELP ME” eyes.

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Britney Spears Engaged !?!

Here we go again. It’s being spread across news that Britney Spears is engaged to 40 year old John Sundahl. She is also simultaneously nailing 2 of her back up dancers if you believe everything you read.

Via National Enquirer:

“The multimillionaire’s personal pilot, who referred to himself as “Lance Chase,” told us: “Britney and John used to date, but they reconnected after her show in New Jersey, and now they’re engaged. He got down on one knee in a Subway sandwich shop in Santa Monica a week ago and proposed with a $4.5 million marquise-cut diamond that he bought at a Frankfurt jewelry store.”

Chase continued crazily, “They plan on getting married at his aunt’s farm in Germany in six weeks. It’s very hush-hush, even to the employees. He’s even putting a $350K fence around the property.”

I highly doubt this. Britney is photographed going to the bathroom at gas stations to hitting up Starbucks for a mocha. If she had been proposed in a Subway, the public and looming paparazzi would have caught it. Poor girl can’t pick her nose without being plastered all over.

So it is with an overwhelming amount of common sense I call BS on Spears’ secret engagement.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar is Pregnant

Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar and Actor-Hubby Freddie Prinze Jr. are expecting their first child together!! After six years of marriage, its about time! A friend told People that Sarah Michelle Gellar is pregnant and both she and Freddie are “very excited.” The source also mentioned she is due this fall.

Sarah met Freddie Prinze Jr. during the filming of the 1997 teen wanna-be horror film “I Know What You Did Last Summer“. They started dating in 2000, getting engaged in 2001, and married in 2002. Gellar is best known for her role as Buffy Summers in the popular tv series “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” Prinze will next be seen in ABC’s new comedy TV series “No Heroics.”

With those genes, that baby ought to give Shiloh Jolie-Pitt a run for her money! Congratulations to the happy couple!

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Jenna Jameson, Carson Daly and Charlie Sheen Have Babies – UDATED

Wow – was there something in the water?

Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys early Monday morning. Jenna’s spokesperson says that mother and both babies are in the pink of health.

Per Us Magazine:

“They’re in very good health,” says her rep. “She’s been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito’s events in Las Vegas,” a source told Us when Jameson was just shy of eight months pregnant. “She’s very excited to be a mom.”

The twins are Jenna and Tito’s first children together. Ortiz has a son from a previous marriage. Jameson herself announced in May of last year that they were trying for a baby and that the good news could be just around the corner. In August of 2008 she excitedly confirmed her pregnancy saying, “I’m so happy!” No word yet on their bundle of joy’s names.

Late night talk show host Carson Daly also became a proud papa this weekend. Daly and his longtime girlfriend Siri Pinter welcomed a boy on Sunday night.

Per People:

“Parents are both ecstatic,” his rep Heather Lylis says. “They have a happy and healthy baby boy.”

Their new son, Jackson James Daly, weighed in at 7 lbs., 8 oz., and is the first child for the couple. They first announced their pending bundle of joy in November.

Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are the proud parents of twin boys born Saturday night. The boys, named Max and Bob, arrived a few weeks early but are said to be doing great. The boys are the first for the happy couple. Sheen has two daughters with his ex-wife Denise Richards and a 24-year old daughter from a previous marriage.

Congratulations to the happy couples!

UPDATE (From The Dame) -Jenna Jameson’s baby names have been released. Jesse Jameson Ortiz was born weighing 4 lbs, while brother Journey Jett Ortiz weighed 4 lbs, 11 oz.

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Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams Married!

Looks like the vanilla ice cream of the singer turned wannabe actress got herself a man. Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams married in a secret ceremony. The wedding took place in Savannah, Georgia on Tuesday. Just Jared confirmed their nuptials.

Congrats!

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Jolie-Pitt Twins Arrive in Japan- Knox Leon and Vivienne Photos

Stop everything!!!! The Jolie-Pitt perfection train has made a stop in Japan and we now have photographic evidence that little Vivienne and Knox Leon are indeed real and, of course, are cute as hell.

For those of you worried about the globe trotting the Jolie-Pitts do with their growing brood, Saint Angelina had this to say:

Via US Weekly:

“Our kids are always packing. They like to pack; it’s a game in our house.”

Pack? Why are they packing? Wouldn’t it be more Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie of them to buy the kids new clothing and toys everywhere they go and then donate it to a local orphanage when they leave? C’mon Jolie-Pitts, when I start outthinking you in the do-gooder department you’ve got problems.

What I want to know is who gets off a plan ride from the United States to Japan and looks this good? Kids included!! I am convinced they have a Star-Trek style teleporter in their house that transports them, the six kids and twelve nannies (give or take) to their chosen destination.

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Kimora Lee Simmons Expecting 3rd Child

Baby Phat mogul Kimora Lee Simmons and actor Djimon Hounsou are expecting a baby later this year, their first together, claims a source close to the couple to Us magazine. Simmons is already the mother of two daughters with Hip Hop Icon Russell Simmons, 8 year old Ming Lee and 6 year old Aoki Lee. They divorced in 2008 after almost 10 years of marriage. This will be Hounsous’ first child.

Via Harper Bazaar:

“I have a lot of hang-ups in life with men. I’m not very trusting. After my breakup, I thought, ‘I don’t need anything.’”

Hmmm. Obviously she’s had a quick change of heart on that one. After meeting Hounsou in February of 2007 she said she had found someone who has the heart, the soul, and the hotness. Asked if she wanted more kids, Simmons told Us Magazine last September, “I would love to. I practice everyday.” Hounsou brushes off rumors that Kimora is a diva, claiming Kimora has “great family values” and is “the least high maintenance woman” he’s ever dated.

Least high maintenance… really? Apparently he’s never seen this woman without makeup on. Strike that…apparently he has never met this woman.

‘Ugly Betty Baby’ – Ana Ortiz Pregnant

Congrats are in order! Ana Ortiz, who plays Hilda Suarez on “Ugly Betty,” and husband Noah Lebenzon, guitarist for the band Half Life, are expecting their first child together.

Via People:

“They are thrilled and ecstatic,” says a friend of the couple. “They can’t wait to be parents.”

Earlier in the week it was announced that co-star Rebecca Romijn and husband Jerry O’Connell welcomed twin daughters in December, as well as fellow cast mate Eric Mabius welcoming a son that same month. Back in September Ortiz told People magazine that Romijns’ pregnancy was giving her the itch to start a family of her own.

“It’s definitely something that my husband and I talk about all the time” said Ortiz.

The baby is due at the end of July.

Written by Holly Stafford

Mariah Carey Drinks On New Year, NOT Pregnant – Photos

Mariah Carey has been riding the pregnancy PR train for awhile now. She has been sidestepping baby rumors and even made a big deal of not drinking some champagne on Ellen.

Carey put an end to the pregnancy rumors this week after enjoying several alcoholic beverages while celebrating the New Year. She and her husband, Nick Cannon, were at Nikki Beach in St. Barth on Tuesday drinking red wine and eating raw oysters. Both booze and raw seafood are no-no’s for pregnant women.

I told you this would not happen. There is no way Mimi would share her Hello Kitty collection with a kid.

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Top News Stories of 2008: Miley Cyrus Topless Photos and More

Heath Ledger’s Death

In January of 2008 the world suffered such a great loss. The talent of a bright young star slipped away after Heath Ledger died of an accidental overdose of medication. He left behind a world in mourning for the loss of someone who touched many lives. The star’s untimely demise launched the second installment of Christopher Nolan’s Batman movies into a frenzy. His show stealing performance of the Joker has already scored a Golden Globe nomination.

Miley Cyrus Topless Photos

Miley Cyrus isn’t shy when it comes to cameras. She has numerous “scandalous photos” that she reportedly took with her own cell phone. Then the tween role model appeared topless but covered by a sheet in Vanity Fair. Parents of adoring fans everywhere were furious. The Hannah Montana star issued an apology for the offending photos taken by Annie Leibovitz.

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Triple Murder of Jennifer Hudson’s Family

Jennifer Hudson suffered a devastating huge loss this year. Her mother, brother and nephew were murdered in their home in Chicago. The family is still awaiting to find justice. No one has been convicted of the murders. However, police are convinced they have the killer behind bars. An ex-brother in law is said to be the culprit who selfishly took the lives of three very loved people.

Britney Spears. Period.

Britney Spears started her year in a psychiatric ward after her family committed to an intervention. After loosing custody of her sons and suffering through a breakdown, she ends the year making what is being called the biggest comeback. Her “Circus” album is sitting on top at number one.

Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth

The little sister of Britney Spears rocked the controversy cradle with a baby. The 16 year old Jamie Spears gave birth to Maddie Briann on June 19th. The news of the teen mother created an avalanche of outraged parents. Her Nickelodeon show, “Zoey 101” has yet to resume filming thanks to the outpouring of disapproval.

Twilight Mania

Twilight” grossed over $100 million in it’s first week and launched Robert Pattinson into the hearts of girls (and some boys) across the world. Hysteria marked red carpets as teenaged girls camped out for days to catch a glimpse of the guy who played Edward Cullen. (I lovingly call him R.Patz Sparklepants.) However, he is too busy with a love triangle of his own. [Click Here for the details on Robert Pattinson’s girlfriend status.] The his costar, Kristen Stewart, stirred up the press with photos of her smoking pot in broad daylight on her front porch. [Click here for those photos.]

Runners Up

Angelina Jolie “crapped out” twins in July. Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon scored the Jolie-Pitt clan a multi-million dollar photo deal for the covers of several magazines.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorce was something that was seen coming from the start of the year. Their bitter split have both camps hurling crass comments. Meanwhile, Madonna has been entertaining Alex Rodriguez. Madge and A-Rod have been having an affair while official divorce proceedings are in the works.

Lindsay Lohan had a great year. She became a lesbian and did her first nude photo shoot. The starlet recreated Marilyn Monroe’s infamous “Last Sitting” photo spread in February for New York Magazine.

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