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Jessica Simpson may have to reduce her pregnancy confirmation rate. Papa Joe Simpson must be on vacation because Jess strolled her baby bump before cashing a check from a tabloid. She is either trolling with Beyonce’s or Simpson has a baby friend in her belly. Of course there is always the possibility she won a corn dog eating contest.
It looks like Jennifer Garner is pregnant with her 3rd child. My little no-heart is always hesitant to point the baby bump finger, but girl looks like she is at least 4-5 months along. Perhaps she just has a bit of burrito bloat. Those bean filled tortillas the size of an infant are a weakness that I too cave and stuff myself to the point of looking like I will be cranking out a baby friend. On the plus side it gets to the front of the ladies room line faster.
Lily Allen has gotten married! The outspoken singer married Sam Cooper on Saturday (June 11th, 2011) in the celebrity packed church in Gloucestershire, England. It was a lighthearted country wedding that Lily wanted to keep simple and fun.
The gossipers over at In Touch (Via Bumpshack) are tapping their fingers manically together as Kat Von D sported a bit of bloat in a skin tight dress during her art debut at Two Worlds of Art Collide last week.
“He inspires me every day to wake up and do my best.” As enthusiastic as Kat was, though, it was her appearance that really raised eyebrows. The 28-year-old sported what appeared to be a baby bump — and that, coupled with her admission that she is in love with Jesse and that he may be “the one” — sparked talk that, just weeks into their relationship, the tattooed pair may be expecting.”
I highly doubt this. I am guessing it is burritos and an unfortunate pose that is to blame for this “bump.” Jesse James looks like he has to undergo a colonoscopy at the end of the red carpet.
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Mariah Carey has been packing on a few curvy pounds and reportedly “dropped hints” to a possible pregnancy. While at the Independent Spirit Awards, she played coy.
Via NY Post:
“I have a lot of new acting projects coming up. I am talking to ['Precious' director Lee Daniels] about at least three movies. But there’s also something else very special on the way. I can’t say any more.”
Hollywood Life also mentioned she also snubbed alcohol at the event. We all know how much Mimi likes her champagne so this was odd to see her only accepting mineral water. This is hardly cause to bust out a Hello Kitty bassinet for a baby glitter beast and her rep insists that Mariah is NOT pregnant, so I am guessing girl discovered how delicious Twinkies are.
Basically in Hollywood if you eat say, I dunno, a super yummy #14 Bootlegger Club with cheese, extra mayo from Jimmy Johns and then have a little bloat….you are pregnant. So lets keep the hope that the world be free of Junior Sparkle Horse for the time being.
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This started with some Tweets in which Katy mentioned she was craving a bit of meat candy from In and Out Burger. Since a ho can’t have a hankering for a double, double without the assumption of her womb being occupied, everyone went ham sandwich crazy and reported she was possibly pregnant.
X17 announced that they spotted her leaving her doctor’s office and smiling so that apparently equals ultrasound by their math.
“X17 photographers JUST spotted Katy Perry leaving the Century City Doctors Hospital in Century City, California, and we’re hearing that the recently engaged songbird was there to get her first sonogram!”
I am sure their source is credible. However, giving a homeless mad some wasabi peas and telling him they are crack rocks in exchange for some dirt on Perry’s mythical pregnancy doesn’t count. (This may or may not be a true story.)
Us Weekly also got in contact with her rep who denied Katy Perry was pregnant. The “Kissed a Girl” singer also announced on her Twitter that she had started her period and laughed:
“Better luck next month peepz!”
I know those days…where getting your period is like Christmas morning. Then you shout: “I’m not pregnant! Everyone grab your vodka and let’s ho stroll!” while you march up and down the aisles of Target with your shopping cart full of Grey Goose pizza rolls. Those are good times.
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Kendra Wilkinson didn’t wait to shill baby pictures. OK! snapped up the rights to Hank Randall Baskett IV’s first baby photo. Kendra had her 9 lb baby boy on December 11th and is already doing his first photo shoot.
In the mag she talks about being induced and the arrival (via c-section) of her first baby.
Congratulations! How are you feeling?
Kendra: Thanks. I have labor brain. I forgot everything that happened!
Hank: I am in straight awe, trust me.How did you prepare for coming to the hospital?
Kendra: The good thing about being induced is that it’s like planning a trip, just very calm. We ate a huge dinner before we came to the hospital. I ate a whole batch of brownies because I was nervous. No wonder he’s 9 pounds!What happened at the hospital?
Kendra: I was induced early in the morning; then it was wait, wait, wait. I was experiencing contractions throughout the day, and I was anxious. I kept checking the monitor every second, like “Is it happening yet?”
Of course Hank was with her. After his son was born it was instant adoration.
Via PopEater:
Hank just couldn’t hold back his affection for the little man upon first meeting him. “I just said, ‘I love you so much.’ I couldn’t stop saying ‘I love you.’”
I find it fantastic that little Hank shoved Kourtney Kardashian’s baby news into the corner of the mag.
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Take that Michelle Duggar and Angelina Jolie.Jennifer Aniston is welcoming her 19th baby. Brad Pitt reportedly even helped her create this mythical baby in one of those home brewing kits that you typical make the world’s worst beer in.
Star is vehement that Jen is going to get herself a baby and has enlisted her ex’s help. New Weekly also insists that Aniston was pregnant with Pitt’s baby when he fell into the Angelina Jolie’s voodoo vag. I would like to remind you that New Mag also claimed Kristen Stewart was pregnant with Robert Pattinson’s baby (click HERE to read about the fictitious Stewart pregnancy story).
It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds today.
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Congratulations! Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar are the proud parents of a little girl. Daughter Charlotte Grace Prinze was born on Saturday, September 19th a rep for the couple confirms. Its nice to see a couple give a child a nice, normal name for once!
Per People:
“The family is over the moon,” says a rep for the actress.
This is the first child for the couple who have been married 7 years. They revealed that they were expecting back in April. In the months following, the glowing mama-to-be was spotted showing off her growing baby bump all over town. With both their looks, that baby is sure to be one beautiful kid!
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After months of speculation, Halle Berry is reportedly pregnant with her second child with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry. According to sources at Life & Style magazine, Halle is three months along and she’s overjoyed by the news.
Per Life & Style:
“She’s just ecstatic to be pregnant again,” the insider tells Life & Style. “She wasn’t sure if she’d have another baby, so she’s very happy!”
Berry had difficulty conceiving her first child in 2007, having to go through roughly 30 negative pregnancy tests before her daughter Nahla was born. Her first pregnancy was conceived through in vitro fertilization. This time, the baby is rumored to have been conceived through artificial insemination. Berry’s publicist has yet to comment on this, but Halle has been seen sporting what appears to be a small baby bump in recent weeks, adding to the pregnancy speculation. Congratulations – you can bet this will be another adorable Hollywood celebrity baby!
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To commemorate Valentine’s Day and the release of his new album Ringo 2012, Ringo Starr has launched a “Wonderful Valentine” contest on his Facebook. Fans can visit the contest tab on Facebook and tell one of their friends they think they are “Wonderful.” Each fan can enter to win a personalized message from Ringo Starr [...]
With the official cast announcement just a few weeks away, “Dancing With the Stars” casting rumors are running rampant. Ryan Tedder of One Republic dropped the ‘mirror’ ball on the red carpet last night at the Grammy Awards. In an interview, Ryan revealed his good friend Gavin Degraw is lined up for the next season [...]
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
